how bout POLISH jokes?

[snarf]

come on, wrongville has been boring me...SOOOOOO

i invite you all to make fun of the neighborhood snarf, bring them on! give me something to laugh/bitch/cry/whine about. be brutal. whenever i post in wrongville hoping to get someone to royally bitch me out all i get is silly responses, you pathetic little weasles. show me the evil nastiness we all know but dont like to admit is a part of humanity. bring it on or stick yor head in an elephants ass.

ENTERTAIN ME


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[Rican]

Why does the new Polish navy's ships have glass bottoms?

So they can see the old Polish Navy.


(i know that's lame, but its the only one i can remember off the top of my head)

[snarf]

heard that one...

how does a polish firing squad stand?

in a circle







come on people i had more faith in wrongville than that...bring it on!

[Rican]

Q. Why don't polish women use vibrators?
A. It chips their teeth.

Q. How do you sink a polish battleship?
A. Put it in water.

Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night? A
polish family on vacation lost all of their children. The pickup
truck they were riding in ran off the road into a lake and sank to the
bottom. The parents got out of the cab OK but all the kids in the
back drowned...they couldn't get the tailgate open.

Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?
A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.

This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took
off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I am home!"
What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife.
Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun and put it to his head. His wife started laughing.
"Don't laugh!" he screams. "You're next!"

[snarf]

i havent heard the chicken on yet...hahaha


COME ON YOU PATHETIC SPINLESS EXCUSES OF DOG SHIT

why is it that the only one who replies is one of the nice ppl here (mucho <3 to rican)

come on! im invinting u to make fun of me. this forum used to give me entertainment. :p

[snarf]

goddamnit u guys suck :(

:moon: :moon: :moon:

[-dipMYboneNshards-]

+WHy aren't there any polish cheerleaders?
-they stick to the floor when they do the splits

+How can you tell a polish girl is on her period?
-she's only wearing one sock

and how about some other tasteless jokes??

+Why do women have legs?
-so they don't leave snail tracks on tile floors

+How did hellen keller burn her face?
-she answered the iron

+How did she burn the other side?
-they called back

+Define true love..
-stevie wonder and hellen keller playing tennis

+Whats hellen kellers favorite book?
-around the block in 80 days

+Whats the hardest part about eating vegetables?
-the wheelchair

+How did hellen keller burn her fingers?
-she tried to read the waffle- iron

+Why didn't hellen keller scream when she fell off a cliff?
-her mom made her wear mittens

+WHy did hellen kellers dog jump out in front of a car?
-you would to if your name was baaaagsgggggaaaaduuuuuh

+Why do lowriders have such small steering wheels?
-so mexicans can drive with handcuffs on

+WHats worse than being raped by jack the ripper?
-getting fingered by captain hook\

there will be more...ha ha he he haa :eek:

[snarf]

how did i know that u would use the sock joke! :eek: