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ANGEL_EYES
11-08-2008, 10:14 PM
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

atlkid
11-09-2008, 09:23 PM
viagra=mycoxafloppin

^^^^ hahahahahaha@ tht
Atlkid

th3puppetmaster
11-09-2008, 11:10 PM
hehe

thats... awesome

Bufferkiller
11-10-2008, 03:53 PM
My dad sent me this a couple years ago.

catch-22
11-10-2008, 03:58 PM
that's pretty amusing.

Blueaquatiger
11-10-2008, 04:38 PM
you know this thread and the ancient floppies thread...

Bufferkiller
11-10-2008, 05:34 PM
You make me feel like dancing!
I'm gonna dance my life away!

atlkid
11-10-2008, 08:07 PM
You make me feel like dancing!
I'm gonna dance my life away!


I been dancing since i came to this thread :banana:

Atlkid

ANGEL_EYES
11-10-2008, 08:41 PM
I just got it a couple of days ago and thought it might give a couple of people a chuckle.

Celltick
11-12-2008, 12:12 AM
I just keep mine in the freezer when I'm not using it...stays hard thataway

Bufferkiller
11-13-2008, 12:46 PM
I been dancing since i came to this thread :banana:

Atlkid

Worst troll ever.