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Mandy
11-08-2008, 05:56 PM
Please report to your local cotton field tomorrow morning at 9am for orientation.
that is all.

Blueaquatiger
11-08-2008, 06:20 PM
breaktastic got that text message sent to him.

i'm not white so i'm not reporting.

hpuem
11-08-2008, 08:13 PM
why? are the workers gonna be there?

Deo
11-08-2008, 08:25 PM
Please report to your local cotton field tomorrow morning at 9am for orientation.
that is all.

I'm Cherokee Indian more than anything, so, I OWN THIS LAND! :twak:

Blueaquatiger
11-08-2008, 08:26 PM
http://shog.pl/fun/ruchaczdw2.jpg

BGirl
11-08-2008, 08:34 PM
I tried to report, but the mexicans were already there. :( I AINT GOT NO PLACE TO GO!

Deo
11-08-2008, 08:47 PM
I feel like taking some scalps!!!:fuckyou:http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i182/woodsracer72/Axe_anim.gif

BGirl
11-08-2008, 09:04 PM
http://shog.pl/fun/ruchaczdw2.jpg

Is that Gilligan?

ANGEL_EYES
11-08-2008, 10:01 PM
Now that you mention it.............kinda looks like him.

Blueaquatiger
11-08-2008, 10:04 PM
why are you people hating on Bob Denver?

Blueaquatiger
11-08-2008, 10:05 PM
http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/News/Aug05/BobDenver_150-c.JPG

Blueaquatiger
11-08-2008, 10:05 PM
Omg bob denver is an inflatable sheep/pig fucker!!!

ANGEL_EYES
11-08-2008, 10:18 PM
Don't forget the cow on the back of the couch.

Blueaquatiger
11-08-2008, 10:24 PM
this explains so much.

it's why he never went after either Ginger or Maryanne!!!

ANGEL_EYES
11-08-2008, 10:26 PM
Yeah, he was too busy with all of the monkeys on the island.

biggin_junglism
11-09-2008, 03:15 AM
my family were collectively in germany and mexico when slavery was in effect. so fuck that.

Cynispin
11-09-2008, 09:50 AM
Ireland, Scotland, and Czech during slavery

</evaded>

Blueaquatiger
11-09-2008, 11:25 AM
my family were the Africans that actually sold the slaves to the white man.

Blueaquatiger
11-09-2008, 11:26 AM
oh don't worry, my family also sold some of those forgotten white people into slavery too.

we were an equal oppurtunity enslavement family.

Cynispin
11-09-2008, 11:36 AM
Hah!

Blueaquatiger
11-09-2008, 11:42 AM
i like how everyone is so concerned about people being enslaved generations ago when we have so much slavery going on today that is outright ignored.

LitLaur
11-09-2008, 12:19 PM
So does half of Obama show up? Or does he only have to work half as many hours? Or take half as many lashings?

Blueaquatiger
11-09-2008, 12:29 PM
So does half of Obama show up? Or does he only have to work half as many hours? Or take half as many lashings?

perhaps all of him according to charles steele, jr who said "...he has no slave blood in him..."

btw for those that pay attention when i quote someone and i've got those little dots before and/or after that pretty much means i didn't put the whole quote in there. it may or may not be out of context.

do some freaking research yourself if you are interested.

Bufferkiller
11-09-2008, 03:24 PM
I'm Cherokee Indian more than anything, so, I OWN THIS LAND! :twak:

If you look white, you're white. The Cherokee would smash a liquor bottle over your head and put you on the rotisserie if you walked onto their reservation calling yourself an Indian.

Bufferkiller
11-09-2008, 03:27 PM
So does half of Obama show up? Or does he only have to work half as many hours? Or take half as many lashings?

None of the above. It's like calling yourself Agnostic, you go with the side that works best at the moment. Two years ago he was white, then he was mixed, and now he's black. Who knows, perhaps in six months his test will make him white again.

Blueaquatiger
11-09-2008, 04:35 PM
None of the above. It's like calling yourself Agnostic, you go with the side that works best at the moment. Two years ago he was white, then he was mixed, and now he's black. Who knows, perhaps in six months his test will make him white again.
i think he has a white penis.

Bufferkiller
11-09-2008, 04:47 PM
Poor guy.

th3puppetmaster
11-09-2008, 11:13 PM
If you look white, you're white. The Cherokee would smash a liquor bottle over your head and put you on the rotisserie if you walked onto their reservation calling yourself an Indian.

*works on tan*

man... times like this i miss my tan... when i tan... i look cherokee as hell (probably because i am), but the damn irish and scottish in me whitened me up a bit :\

biggin_junglism
11-10-2008, 02:44 AM
i like how everyone is so concerned about people being enslaved generations ago when we have so much slavery going on today that is outright ignored.

tr00f. if you owe credit card companies money then you are an economic slave.

Blueaquatiger
11-10-2008, 11:42 AM
tr00f. if you owe credit card companies money then you are an economic slave.

oh hell that wasn't even what i was talking about but you are oh so right.

and don't forget about the government slaves "waitin' fo mastah to give 'em a check".

i was talking about human trafficing and places like the sudan originally. or our very own borders along mexico.

you tell people about this stuff and their eyes pop out of their heads cause they aren't even aware.

LitLaur
11-10-2008, 11:47 AM
tr00f. If you owe credit card companies money then you are an economic slave.

I DEMAND REPARATIONS!

:runaway:

Blueaquatiger
11-10-2008, 11:53 AM
you know i heard some credit card companies are charging as much as 27% interest now.

i'd lose my damn mind if i had debt with those kind of interest rates.

hpuem
11-10-2008, 11:58 AM
I DEMAND REPARATIONS!

:runaway:
!!!

Blueaquatiger
11-10-2008, 12:02 PM
you guys already get points you can't use for anything.

LitLaur
11-10-2008, 12:05 PM
you know i heard some credit card companies are charging as much as 27% interest now.

i'd lose my damn mind if i had debt with those kind of interest rates.

I have 14% on purchases with Capital One. I hate paying interest period, but this is the first time I've held a balance on this card, so I'll give myself a break.

Blueaquatiger
11-10-2008, 12:09 PM
i'll rob someone with a obama sticker on their car before i rack up money on my credit card.

spread the wealth bitches!!

LitLaur
11-10-2008, 12:14 PM
You should do that anyway. I hate (most) bumper stickers.

*especially post-election*

Blueaquatiger
11-10-2008, 12:19 PM
i laugh at them all even if they put one on of someone i support.

i especially laugh at the people that have multiple of only one party showing they only vote for that one party.

actually i'm not terribly fond of just about all bumperstickers. i believe the more you have on your car the lower your iq is likely to be.

Blueaquatiger
11-10-2008, 12:20 PM
magnetic stickers excluded.

LitLaur
11-10-2008, 12:25 PM
I once had a GIR decal on my rear windshield that you couldn't see because of the tint. Nary a bumper sticker.

Blueaquatiger
11-10-2008, 12:28 PM
they aren't as bad on windows. at least they come off easily and won't damage your car.

BreakTastic
11-10-2008, 12:44 PM
I tried to report, but the mexicans were already there. :( I AINT GOT NO PLACE TO GO!

Damn Mexicans stealin' all our jobs!! I cant even get work as a slave anymore!!! :mad:

Bufferkiller
11-10-2008, 02:57 PM
*works on tan*

man... times like this i miss my tan... when i tan... i look cherokee as hell (probably because i am), but the damn irish and scottish in me whitened me up a bit :\

I haven't tanned since I was a teenager. I don't care for the sun that much.

All of the other men in my family look Cherokee. Especially my dad's side.

Blueaquatiger
11-10-2008, 03:18 PM
i never "tanned". probably because i never needed to growing up in miami. hell you could get a tan walking out to get the mail there.

Bufferkiller
11-10-2008, 03:31 PM
I just stayed tan as a kid and then after winning a bet with my cousin, I stopped. I looked like a little beach kid growing up. Dark skin, blonde hair, and a whole lot of surfer shirts and Hawaiian shirts.

GrliThaAmazon
11-12-2008, 06:24 PM
WITF? I'm fairly certain you have all lost your bloody minds. i dig.

why are you people hating on Bob Denver?

Bufferkiller
11-13-2008, 02:08 PM
I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man.