I Want to Stab a Creepy Old Man

[*kym*]

So I did this thing for the radio station I work for where I "Jumped for Alzheimer's".. well I skydived and raised over 2500 dollars.
The creepy old fucker donated 1,100 dollars of that, at first I was sorta shocked and thankful.
Now I want to stab him.
He came by the station with a six page letter and a wooden frog he thought I might enjoy... oh wait it gets better...
Then he came by the next three days looking for me and dropped off two 8 X 10 pictures he printed of me off the stations website for me to sign.
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!
Not only has this fucking psycho done that..
I went in this morning to find a Gone With The Wind movie (since I've never seen it and mentioned it on air) with a box of popcorn in a Margaret Mitchell bag.
Apparently he went to the Margaret Mitchell house after the NIN concert and they werent open at 4am, I KNOW SHOCKER!
So he drove BACK OUT THERE to buy me the movie.

He is creepy and I'm going to be on the news for stabbing an old fucker.. with a spork...
just you wait and see. :cool:

[dollier05]

with a spork??? You are my hero!

[hoppy]

Oh, shit! Someone TiVo this for me!

[*kym*]

I picked it up from Taco Bell :D

and I might dab a little mild sauce ya know from one of the funny packets.. they always make me laugh.

[Annie]

creepy

[dollier05]

ahhh....all this talk of taco bell and spork stabbings makes it feel good to be back at home. I love you edm!

[*TrIPsTar*]

you should soak it with one of those delicious sweet breath bottles, (the ones with the metallic taste).. and then stab him. :)

[triphop_femme]

how old are we talking here?

[Mandy]

awwww he wants to wuv on you! :p

[zan]

thats crazy!!!

[dr00]

i don't get it ;/

[CapnDiff]

i think she's calling you old dr00.

[*kym*]

I dunno maybe 50/60

[dr00]

fuck, i'm way older than that

[hpuem]

you're ancient, dr00

[Bufferkiller]

Maybe he's a long lost relative that no one wanted to tell you about.

[biggin_junglism]

Maybe he's a long lost relative that no one wanted to tell you about.

or maybe he's just lonely and looking for a friend.

[Bufferkiller]

or maybe he's just lonely and looking for a friend.

Or perhaps he never had children of his own and has, over the last few months, grown to feel like a parent to her. You know, in that creepy stalker-like way.

Then again, he could be retarded enough to think that her "love" can be bought.:hahaha:

[catch-22]

awww...you've got your first major fan/stalker!

just think, he'll be able to say he obsessed over you back when.

[triphop_femme]

I dunno maybe 50/60




oh. i was gonna say it would almost be kind of sweet. i was imagining like close to 70 or something. but now...that's just like...dirty old man.

good luck with that one.

[Bufferkiller]

awww...you've got your first major fan/stalker!

just think, he'll be able to say he obsessed over you back when, if he lives that long.


Fixed! :)

[catch-22]

ahh yes. much better.

[Pinguina626]

Wow...

I hope a restraining order is soon to follow.

But if you're seriously thinking about the spork-stabbing (cuz, who wouldn't?), thinkgeek.com has a titanium spork for $8.99. I bought one for my husband last Christmas. :D And yes, he does actually use it.












(Neat gifts though... I adore Gone With The Wind.)

[Bufferkiller]

They're only $8.99 now?! First time someone linked me they were like $20+!!!:eek:

[LitLaur]

REI has them for about the same price.

also, I've heard that female local news anchors are the most stalked people. which kind of makes sense. They're pretty, some people see them everyday, and they're easier to stalk than, say, a famous actress. maybe female radio DJs are second?

[Bufferkiller]

Plus she's out in West GA where all the creeps move after they get caught and have records.

[*kym*]

I'm a dj and a reporter...

jepuz.

[kevinb70]

after you kill him, can I have your autograph? I have my own 8x10s i printed.... plz excuse the white stains, that's uh clam chowder



thinkgeek.com has a titanium spork for $8.99. I bought one for my husband last Christmas. :D And yes, he does actually use it.

how many creepy old men has he sporked?

[Bufferkiller]

13 if you count the 42 year old that looked 58.

[dr00]

you're ancient, dr00
that's what SHE said :(

[Bufferkiller]

buh dum buh chi!

[hoppy]

also, I've heard that female local news anchors are the most stalked people. which kind of makes sense. They're pretty, some people see them everyday, and they're easier to stalk than, say, a famous actress. maybe female radio DJs are second?

I'd totally stalk Dagmar Midcap.

http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k460/39Noledawg/DagmarMidcap1.jpg


Well, not really. But she's definitely on my "Chicks I'd Hit It With" list under "Two Times", right over Sarah Chalke.

[hpuem]

that's the best picture i've seen of her. all her stupid billboards and ads everywhere.... i never saw what the big fuss over her was about. ugh..

[Pinguina626]

I don't know how many he's sporked... he keeps his sporking life pretty well hidden, I must admit.

[hoppy]

that's the best picture i've seen of her. all her stupid billboards and ads everywhere.... i never saw what the big fuss over her was about. ugh..

Have you ever watched her morning traffic/weather reports? Maybe it's just the fog of having just woken up, but she has the perkiest boobs I've ever seen, and always wears great shirts.

She has a sexy voice, too.

[euphoric]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/euphoricatl/pixel/naughty.gif

[hpuem]

Have you ever watched her morning traffic/weather reports? Maybe it's just the fog of having just woken up, but she has the perkiest boobs I've ever seen, and always wears great shirts.

She has a sexy voice, too.
i watch robin meade in the morning... and fox and friends sometimes cuz they're funny

robin meade = teh hottness

[ramon1]

Sweaty old man balls.

[Taishi]

I picked it up from Taco Bell :D

and I might dab a little mild sauce ya know from one of the funny packets.. they always make me laugh.ill give you a case of the mild a life time free eating ticket and a box of the sporks to stab him on tv and mention the location i manage!!!