Dear whatever your name is

[triphop_femme]

let me explain to you why you didn't like your haircut. it's not because it was "just plain ugly" like you said it was. it was because:

a. after i shampooed your head for the FOURTH TIME...it STILL wouldn't get sudsy.
b. even after i cut four inches off of your length AND seven inches from the top layers, you STILL had bleached ends that wouldn't form to a brush with the highest of heats.
c. with every haircut that you said you wanted, you turned around and contradicted the exact cut by saying you DIDN'T want it.
d. when i finally started to blow you out and style you, the smoke coming from your hair was not, in fact, the products i used on you. rather, whatever it was that was begging for air from your mutilated cuticles WREAKED of stale cigarettes. how the fuck is that possible?
e. your once pretty face was covered in wrinkles and thick caked on makeup that was doing its best to cover up the fact that you've been smoking in a car with rolled up windows for the past 29 years.
f. you probably haven't had the joy of another's loving touch in lord knows how long.

bitterness, anger, disappointment, and negativity age you faster than anything. you can't possibly think your hair looks good if you're not pleased with the shit that comes from your ass.

i could go all the way to z, but i won't. because i bet you ANYTHING, not thirty minutes after you left the salon, you got a compliment from a complete and total stranger on your hair. you looked like a million dollars compared to what you looked like stumbling into the place.

and after "nicely" telling me that my work was shit, asking me to get the stylist that did your mother's hair to fix you (mind you, he said there was nothing wrong with your cut and all you REALLY needed was to color those 8 inch roots ;) ), and after me grabbing my boss so HE could inform you that what you said you wanted was what you were saying you didn't want...you somehow found a way to complain about the price of the foils that you so desperately wanted. it's a salon, bitch. we're all about making people look good, and money. *shrugs*

if you want cheap shit, go to great clips.

oh...and by the way...thanks for pre-paying and tipping me twenty percent on the cut you so vehemently dispised and tried to get for free. :D i really appreciate it.

oh...and pink hilites on someone who's in their late thirties but looks like they're in their early sixties....*shakes head* not a good idea.

at this rate, you'll look like your sixty year old mother who looks like walking corpse in a few years. keep sucking down those vagina slimes, and drinking your milwaukee's best, and you'll have that fab glam rock look in NO time.



and you're welcome. for the best haircut you'll probably ever get in your life.

[biggin_junglism]

Meeeeooooowwww!!!!

[hpuem]

damn... sounds like a crusty cunt

i'm interested to see before and after shots now :D

[triphop_femme]

she was def a bad seed. *shudders* her hair was pretty bad. four times. FOUR TIMES. i even used a clarifying shampoo TWICE. AND, the eight inch roots that she had were salt and pepper gray. but the white part of her hair was this dingey brownish/creamish/off white color.

i don't give a fuck if you smoke cigarettes. but for the fuck of hell. if you're going to live in them your whole life...JUST DON'T LEAVE THE HOUSE.


although, i do have to say...if it weren't for her annoying ass being in the world, we'd be down one really really REEEEEALLY cool person somewhere else in teh world. it's a shame, the whole balance thing, sometimes.

i guess it's only right.

[CapnDiff]

look, i know my mom can be a little troublesome, but she really means well, and i think she really did like the haircut, she just doesn't know how to express her feelings.

[Cynispin]

LOL! Funny you mention this. I always get my hair cut at a salon, but money is hella tight right now, so I went to great clips yesterday. She did a better job on my hair than my previous stylist did, which made me sad :( I had an awesome stylist named Zach (from Toni and Guy), but he moved to Perimeter. But yeah, while I'm getting my hair cut, this redneck walks in and asks, "How much do you guys charge for a haircut?" Mind you, there is an enormous sign outside that says $14 hair cuts. They tell him and he says, "Forget that!", then walks out. LOL. How the hell do you get to that point???

[*TrIPsTar*]

I hate rednecks. lol hyuck

[hpuem]

I hate rednecks. lol hyuck
but you ARE a redneck, darling

[dr00]

you should have shaved her head

[Cynispin]

you should have shaved her head


Haha! or peed on her

[Dylan]

You should have eaten her face and licked her brain!

[dr00]

Haha! or peed on her
or hell, why not both?

[Bufferkiller]

I want the best haircut I'll probably ever get in my life. :( How come nasty old cunt scrubbers like that can get them, but sweet little midgets like me can't? :cry:

[triphop_femme]

:( because i never leave the house...unless it's to get to work. lol

this woman was not a redneck. i would have felt a little better if that were the case. she was a true yankee. straight up out of new york somewhere. but she lived here. and her mother lived in florida. and she said some shit about how prices in palm beach weren't nearly as high as our prices were. to which my boss replied, "people from palm beach don't get their hair cut there. they fly to new york."

heh heh heh. *sigh*

[Bufferkiller]

Shy has been talking about wanting/needing to get her hair cut. She wants it long again, but needs to get rid of the damaged hair from when she last had it cut, colored, and straightened.

Want a new client?

[triphop_femme]

heck yeah! :D lemmy take currr'o yo woman's hurrrrr.

[Bufferkiller]

Maybe she'll let you do it. Almost everyone else I know that can do it, I've dated in one way or another, and she just doesn't care for letting them touch her hair.

[hpuem]

Maybe she'll let you do it. Almost everyone else I know that can do it, I've dated in one way or another, and she just doesn't care for letting them touch her hair.
ha!

[biggin_junglism]

Maybe she'll let you do it. Almost everyone else I know that can do it, I've dated in one way or another, and she just doesn't care for letting them touch her hair.

the dangers of being a manwhore.

[Liquidshadows]

If it makes you feel any better the other day I had a women try to send back the glass of shiraz she ordered because it was red:hahaha: <3

[hpuem]

ugh shiraz sucks.... maybe she tried it and hated it and that's all she could come up with

[Liquidshadows]

ugh shiraz sucks.... maybe she tried it and hated it and that's all she could come up with


There's no accounting for taste... I love a good shiraz. One way or the other if you order one and try to send it back because it's red you're too stupid to reproduce. That's no different than ordering a steak and then sending it back because you're a vegetarian. I should be authorized as a server to carry a fire arm and to use it to execute anyone that does this on the spot. I'm talking about a license to kill 007 style:cool:

[dr00]

or the guy that went to my friend's restaurant and kept sending back the fish because "it was pink"


they eventually kicked him out (lol)

[Bufferkiller]

the dangers of being a manwhore.

It was a dangerous life, but someone had to do it.:cool:

[Pinguina626]

or the guy that went to my friend's restaurant and kept sending back the fish because "it was pink"


they eventually kicked him out (lol)


It wouldn't happen to have been salmon, would it? Cuz that would be hilarious.

[hpuem]

There's no accounting for taste... I love a good shiraz. One way or the other if you order one and try to send it back because it's red you're too stupid to reproduce. That's no different than ordering a steak and then sending it back because you're a vegetarian. I should be authorized as a server to carry a fire arm and to use it to execute anyone that does this on the spot. I'm talking about a license to kill 007 style:cool:
well teachers are allowed to carry concealed weapons now... maybe servers are next:D

[dr00]

It wouldn't happen to have been salmon, would it? Cuz that would be hilarious.
i think it was some kind of tuna actually, but it was a pink fish.

at the time, my friend was getting really fucked off, but then they kicked him out and he couldn't stop laughing.

[kevinb70]

randomness

wash wash wash wash hmm.. get out of my chair kthxbai

mebbe she only had purple shiraz b4 and thought it refers to color

well teachers are allowed to carry concealed weapons now... maybe servers are next:D

why would a teacher want to carry a concealed server?

[dr00]

oh you know

[triphop_femme]

if servers are allowed to carry a concealed weapon, i'll totally become a server just for the fuck of it. then...i'll shoot the first motherfucker who deserves it, quit, and then NEVER go out to eat again.

i think that one shot will do me good for the rest of my life.

[Cynispin]

If it makes you feel any better the other day I had a women try to send back the glass of shiraz she ordered because it was red:hahaha: <3

LOL! Best story I've heard in a while!

[rtificial]

[/quote]or the guy that went to my friend's restaurant and kept sending back the fish because "it was pink"


they eventually kicked him out (lol)

That reminds me of when I worked at the Westin Hotel in the kitchen. Remember when we had the ecoli spinach scare and all spinach was taken from every place? Well this woman and her husband came to eat breakfast and the lady ordered a spinach and egg white omlette. The server told her she was sorry but we don't have any spinach at the moment. The lady went in a rage and started raising hell cause she didn't understand why we didn't have spinach. Her embarrassed husband was trying to calm her down and explain the situation. I guess the dumb broad didn't read or watch tv for the past few months.


if servers are allowed to carry a concealed weapon, i'll totally become a server just for the fuck of it. then...i'll shoot the first motherfucker who deserves it, quit, and then NEVER go out to eat again.

i think that one shot will do me good for the rest of my life.


How about scalding hot coffee? I just seen a video of some girls at a coffee drive thru using it as a weapon on some drive thru pervert.

[Bufferkiller]

if servers are allowed to carry a concealed weapon, i'll totally become a server just for the fuck of it. then...i'll shoot the first motherfucker who deserves it, quit, and then NEVER go out to eat again.

i think that one shot will do me good for the rest of my life.

One shot is never enough. :armed:

[triphop_femme]

actually, i don't think i'd want to shoot a random stranger.

i'd feel better shooting someone i loved. just to see if they knew what the fuck pain felt like.

[Bufferkiller]

actually, i don't think i'd want to shoot a random stranger.

i'd feel better shooting someone i loved. just to see if they knew what the fuck pain felt like.

Until you accomplish this, I'd like for you to think of me as someone you've met, but don't really know and have no feelings for in either direction of the spectrum. I'm like the poster in a subway that is posted just above the crazy homeless dude that speaks to himself in tongues. You don't notice me. :shifty: