Bufferkiller
08-16-2008, 12:30 PM
I think a lot of you have met my brother, Brent. He's pretty awesome and, like me, he has been through some shit in his life. However, until last night, he'd never been through the internet.
That's right, someone related to me that has never truly experienced the internet. Every now and then I'd show him MySpace, Porn, a funny video on YouTube, etc. But until last night, I'd never introduced him to the dark side of the web.
It all goes back to Bob Saget.
We were watching the first emperor of china (if you guys missed it, find out when it is getting replayed and record that shit!) on the history channel. Once it ended (it was on the DV-R) the tv was on Comedy Central and Lisa Lampanelli was on. Then they showed one of the ads for Bob Saget's roast tomorrow night. This made me think of the Aristocrats.
He watched Bob Saget tell the joke and kept asking what the fuck was wrong with him.
After that, I had to show him 2 girls 1 cup. I wish I'd recorded his reaction.
After that we watched Sarah Silverman tell a short version of the Aristocrats, and then went into fucking Matt Damon and Ben Afleck.
At the end of the Jimmy and Ben video, it said something about "Want to see the strangest/weirdest videos on the internet?" or something like that. Anyway, Brent read it and said, "Why yes I do!"
He thought the link would be funny videos. He would later regret this mistake.
www.bloodshow.com (http://www.bloodshow.com) was the site, but it wouldn't load. Yahoo answers had someone asking where it went, and the owner explained how horrible godaddy and 1and1 are and how they wouldn't give him back the domain and blah blah blah. So he has www.bloodshows.com (http://www.bloodshows.com) up for the time being.
I believe that site has the absolute worst that the internet has to offer. I honestly can't think of anything worse. Perhaps a few things equal to, but not worse. Shit eating freaks, deformed and dying babies, suicidal businessmen, thugs, and psychopaths, numerous executions and beheadings, Rock Bitch fisting a chick during a song, men mutilating their genitals with hatchets, knives, fireworks, tables, etc., and even a video of the great G.G. Allin. Did I mention someone fucking a skinned cow/horse skull? Yeah, that's there. I got the feeling [hoped] that one was SFX, but I'm honestly not 100% sure.
This temporary site has only a fraction of the sick shit that was on the original.
My brother has been scarred.
I'm sure a lot of you have seen this site before, but I'm sure some of you haven't.
If you can make it through the first 2 minute video, watch some on the rest of the site.:twitch:
That's right, someone related to me that has never truly experienced the internet. Every now and then I'd show him MySpace, Porn, a funny video on YouTube, etc. But until last night, I'd never introduced him to the dark side of the web.
It all goes back to Bob Saget.
We were watching the first emperor of china (if you guys missed it, find out when it is getting replayed and record that shit!) on the history channel. Once it ended (it was on the DV-R) the tv was on Comedy Central and Lisa Lampanelli was on. Then they showed one of the ads for Bob Saget's roast tomorrow night. This made me think of the Aristocrats.
He watched Bob Saget tell the joke and kept asking what the fuck was wrong with him.
After that, I had to show him 2 girls 1 cup. I wish I'd recorded his reaction.
After that we watched Sarah Silverman tell a short version of the Aristocrats, and then went into fucking Matt Damon and Ben Afleck.
At the end of the Jimmy and Ben video, it said something about "Want to see the strangest/weirdest videos on the internet?" or something like that. Anyway, Brent read it and said, "Why yes I do!"
He thought the link would be funny videos. He would later regret this mistake.
www.bloodshow.com (http://www.bloodshow.com) was the site, but it wouldn't load. Yahoo answers had someone asking where it went, and the owner explained how horrible godaddy and 1and1 are and how they wouldn't give him back the domain and blah blah blah. So he has www.bloodshows.com (http://www.bloodshows.com) up for the time being.
I believe that site has the absolute worst that the internet has to offer. I honestly can't think of anything worse. Perhaps a few things equal to, but not worse. Shit eating freaks, deformed and dying babies, suicidal businessmen, thugs, and psychopaths, numerous executions and beheadings, Rock Bitch fisting a chick during a song, men mutilating their genitals with hatchets, knives, fireworks, tables, etc., and even a video of the great G.G. Allin. Did I mention someone fucking a skinned cow/horse skull? Yeah, that's there. I got the feeling [hoped] that one was SFX, but I'm honestly not 100% sure.
This temporary site has only a fraction of the sick shit that was on the original.
My brother has been scarred.
I'm sure a lot of you have seen this site before, but I'm sure some of you haven't.
If you can make it through the first 2 minute video, watch some on the rest of the site.:twitch: