ode to poop

[Cha]

This is my ode to solid fecal matter
I am so over having the green apple splatter
Though it did stop me from getting any fatter
It came in bursts that could make porcelain shatter

Oh my butthole, how it burned
and my stomach, how it churned
at first I was not too concerned
but after 7 days it still returned

oh to fart without the fear
of what might possibly spew from my rear
I never knew diarrhea could be so severe
I hope I am finally in the clear


:toilet:

[pinkpolkadot]

Lololololol!!!!!

[Fragrant]

oh to fart without the fear
of what might possibly spew from my rear




Hahahaha!!!! :)

[Cha]

:D

[triphop_femme]

this is probably the best thing i've ever read in my life. MY LIFE.


*standing ovation*

[Cha]

true story...

"I didn't shit right for a week" LOL

[triphop_femme]

hey...the best writings come from experience on the subject, i say. it may have hurt...those troubling times..but atleast something good came out of it.

your but is regular, AND you composed a masterpiece.

[Cha]

well im not quite back on schedule yet...

i usually dump like clockwork but im just not quite there yet...

i wonder if im gunna start taking dumps on a new and different schedule...

that would stress me out... just throw my schedule completely out of wack...

oh gawd

my paxil

haaaaalp































oh yea thats right i dont have a set schedule

phew

[kevinb70]

so you'll wake up
take a dump
then get up?

[PAPAFECH]

I laughed soo hard it brought a tear to my eye.

[tripeboi]

girls who fart and have diarrhea should be chained up and put to death.

That's grosser then sucking rotten cum from a dead twink hookers ass after you effed them to death.