i think i may have set a new record

[Cha]

for peeing out of the butt...


i dont know if i ate something bad or what... but i have been peeing from the butt for days now...

thought you would like to know...



oh and keegan has the shits too

it is lovely :twitch:



maybe we caught something from the doctor's office? i dunno

[dr00]

congratulations?

[biggin_junglism]

have you eaten any tomatoes lately??? there's been a nation wide recall on them cause they've been infected with salmonella.

[Louie]

I don't think you set any records until you are peeing out the butt and puking bile at the same time for days. That was me a little under a year ago. Puking bile is definately in the top 5 of my worst experiences ever.

[Cha]

i know about the whole tomato thing... and i ate some tomatoes earlier in the week... but i didnt get sick until a few days later...

either way i am still sick... and i would say it could be salmonella... but ill survive...

im not gunna rush to the doctor...

so have fun at my funeral if i die bitches

[triphop_femme]

Puking bile is definately in the top 5 of my worst experiences ever.



2nds that

[Guy]

nothing is more reviving than peeing bile....this is a cleansing period, a time to reflect on what the fuck you've put into your body in the past week

[kevinb70]

natures lube for buttsex, take advantage of it while u can

[Cha]

i hate it when the brown water comes









:twitch:

[PLURifiedUFOria]

ive had salmonella poisoning when i was 11 or so

i woke up one morning and started vommiting then watery poop and vommit and then so on and so forth for about 3 or 4 days it was hell

-I giveth thee an ehug-

[Cha]

well keegans poop is nice and solid again...

oh to take a solid dump

lol

yes we girls poop too...

and i know you all just love hearing about it

oh and by the way... the salmonella diet is great... ive lost about 5 pounds this week without even trying...

drinking heavily; however, is not a good idea... throwing up and pooping all at once is no fun at all

[LitLaur]

reminds me of the time that I missed finals. and that french bitch who said I couldn't make it up until the next semester. you'd think spewing out of both ends and having a doctor's note would be a valid excuse.

[Cha]

will it ever stop...

[Cha]

This is my ode to solid fecal matter
I am so over having the green apple splatter
Though it did stop me from getting any fatter
It came in bursts that could make porcelain shatter

Oh my butthole, how it burned
and my stomach, how it churned
at first I was not too concerned
but after 7 days it still returned

oh to fart without the fear
of what might possibly spew from my rear
I never knew diarrhea could be so severe
I hope I am finally in the clear