View Full Version : That time of the month?
*TrIPsTar*
06-13-2008, 02:31 PM
Feeling creative?
http://populationpaste.com/blog/2006/04/02/the-red-menace-2-electric-boogaloo/
Here's someone's reaction.. lol... :scream:
I am frightened/confused/horrified by women who fool themselves into thinking that their periods are anything but the most disgusting event to ever occur to humankind. It is a vile, sloppy atrocity, and in no way should be used to create artwork of fucking Yoda.
Do these girls use the blood clots as well, or just the regular boring blood? I hate myself for saying that, and I think I have to throw up now.
tripeboi
06-13-2008, 03:26 PM
Im going to throw my bloody tamp in your mouth and duct tape your mouth closed and put poodydoo in you nose. Can you breath out your ears?
:p
AnnaTrocity
06-13-2008, 03:58 PM
My ex girlfriend had a problem that we never got checked our, basicaly she was always on her period, or at least always bleeding moderately to heavily. It was not uncommon for her to soak through a tampon, through her pants, and have to come home from work to change.
Anyways, we also had pretty active sex life and I earned my red wings just about every day, I always came up looking like a wolf that had just ripped an antelope apart, it was awesome. Except one time I came up with a big slug like clot stuck to my forehead, that was weird.
Want to know the real bitch part? She never once earned her redwings with me. In fact she pretty much never went down on me at all. She was the worst lesbian ever.
Plus she was real fat
but at least that meant she cooked good :)
*TrIPsTar*
06-13-2008, 03:58 PM
:eek:
:shifty:
dude wtf tmi
mmmkay thanx
this thread is pretty fucking sick.
BreakTastic
06-13-2008, 04:08 PM
My ex girlfriend had a problem that we never got checked our, basicaly she was always on her period, or at least always bleeding moderately to heavily. It was not uncommon for her to soak through a tampon, through her pants, and have to come home from work to change.
Anyways, we also had pretty active sex life and I earned my red wings just about every day, I always came up looking like a wolf that had just ripped an antelope apart, it was awesome. Except one time I came up with a big slug like clot stuck to my forehead, that was weird.
Want to know the real bitch part? She never once earned her redwings with me. In fact she pretty much never went down on me at all. She was the worst lesbian ever.
Plus she was real fat
but at least that meant she cooked good :)
I just threw up in my mouth. A LOT.
*edit* And who the fuck is bleeding constantly and never gets it checked out??? I mean its gets the point where the eventual docs visit would have to be weird.... "So doc, Ive been bleed for like 3 years straight now and Im not dead yet. Whats up with that? You think I might be a zombie?"
tripeboi
06-13-2008, 04:19 PM
My ex girlfriend had a problem that we never got checked our, basicaly she was always on her period, or at least always bleeding moderately to heavily. It was not uncommon for her to soak through a tampon, through her pants, and have to come home from work to change.
Anyways, we also had pretty active sex life and I earned my red wings just about every day, I always came up looking like a wolf that had just ripped an antelope apart, it was awesome. Except one time I came up with a big slug like clot stuck to my forehead, that was weird.
Want to know the real bitch part? She never once earned her redwings with me. In fact she pretty much never went down on me at all. She was the worst lesbian ever.
Plus she was real fat
but at least that meant she cooked good :)
I bet you and her stink to high heaven you nasty dull dikahs!
Fragrant
06-13-2008, 04:57 PM
Ok, so when I started reading this I saw the word "red wings" and I thought, no it couldn't be, I mean, really...and I made the horrible mistake of reading on and yes, it was what I thought...yeah, I'm going to throw up now.
ANGEL_EYES
06-13-2008, 05:21 PM
The only word I have for this thread is......................................
:barf::barf::barf::barf::barf::barf:!!!!!!
That is all.
*TrIPsTar*
06-13-2008, 05:35 PM
I'm kinda craving spaghetti now, with meatballs.
/puke
http://populationpaste.com/img/2006/04/bloodart/yoda.jpg
*TrIPsTar*
06-13-2008, 05:40 PM
jesus christ.. hahahaha
http://community.livejournal.com/blood_art/
hpuem
06-13-2008, 07:54 PM
i've heard from an "artist" before (i never saw his work) that menstrual blood is the best to use for art because it has a different consistency.
I just threw up in my mouth. A LOT.
yes
And who the fuck is bleeding constantly and never gets it checked out??? I mean its gets the point where the eventual docs visit would have to be weird.... "So doc, Ive been bleed for like 3 years straight now and Im not dead yet. Whats up with that? You think I might be a zombie?"
yes
:runaway:
*TrIPsTar*
06-13-2008, 11:18 PM
I love this thread. lmfao
AnnaTrocity
06-14-2008, 12:44 AM
I can't believe none of you have earned your red wings, what a bunch of weak ass glass bodied ho's. I bet your back is so weak that you slouch in bed.
Anyways, I like redwings.
*TrIPsTar*
06-14-2008, 12:57 AM
Well cheers to you...I can't really knock people for what they like, but I'd probably find a dick in my mouth before a menstruating snatch any day.. that shit is vile.
to each their own though, Nosferatu. lol
hpuem
06-14-2008, 10:07 AM
I'd probably find a dick in my mouth before a menstruating snatch any day..
me too:D
ANGEL_EYES
06-14-2008, 01:20 PM
Me three!!
Synergy
06-14-2008, 01:56 PM
I bet your back is so weak that you slouch in bed.
Anyways, I like redwings.
what the FUCK does that mean? before you start making fun of peoples bodies maybe you should make sure that yours is the best...and from what IVE seen....its FAR from. so get down and shut up. thanks :hahaha:
Section 8
06-14-2008, 02:16 PM
red wings ftw
hpuem
06-14-2008, 02:28 PM
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tash.lodge/Blog_Pix/bloody_face.jpg
AnnaTrocity
06-15-2008, 02:35 AM
before you start making fun of peoples bodies maybe you should make sure that yours is the best...and from what IVE seen....its FAR from.
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b260/annatrocity/Durer/makeapunch.jpg
We should discuss my physical fitness in person sometime, perhaps after you regain consciousness you'll come to a new perspective :)
Besides, check out those sick ass abs.
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b260/annatrocity/Durer/KATMASKjpg.jpg
BGirl
06-15-2008, 03:20 AM
Hrmmmm... Ive heard of people being on their period for long amounts of time when theyre on birth control shots/depo/etc., but a lesbian wouldnt need birth control. So Im at a loss.
Well really, I was at a loss the second I opened this thread, even more so that Im responding in it. WTF
Taishi
06-15-2008, 03:59 AM
Hrmmmm... Ive heard of people being on their period for long amounts of time when theyre on birth control shots/depo/etc., but a lesbian wouldnt need birth control. So Im at a loss.
Well really, I was at a loss the second I opened this thread, even more so that Im responding in it. WTF
or when their uterus is fucked up and it grows in places it isnt supposed to be
BGirl
06-15-2008, 03:15 PM
Like their ear? That would be odd.
hpuem
06-15-2008, 08:09 PM
or when their uterus is fucked up and it grows in places it isnt supposed to be
speaking of things growing where they shouldn't... there was a boy in china who was born with 2 penises--one in the right place and one on his back! it took doctors 6 hours to detach the one on the back.
PLURifiedUFOria
06-15-2008, 09:29 PM
man some of that art isnt bad tho
PLURifiedUFOria
06-15-2008, 09:40 PM
I always came up looking like a wolf that had just ripped an antelope apart
:hahaha:
...lets make a rap song called rip apart that antelope
speaking of things growing where they shouldn't... there was a boy in china who was born with 2 penises--one in the right place and one on his back! it took doctors 6 hours to detach the one on the back.
what did they do with it?
(you forgot the punchline)
(unless that was it.
in which case................. i don't get it)
Synergy
06-16-2008, 12:28 AM
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b260/annatrocity/Durer/makeapunch.jpg
We should discuss my physical fitness in person sometime, perhaps after you regain consciousness you'll come to a new perspective :)
Besides, check out those sick ass abs.
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b260/annatrocity/Durer/KATMASKjpg.jpg
if ur trying to say you want to fight me lol....right. :) Level 1 combatives are FUN! back to what we were talking about...
when i see ur face i :hahaha:
BGirl
06-16-2008, 01:20 AM
speaking of things growing where they shouldn't... there was a boy in china who was born with 2 penises--one in the right place and one on his back! it took doctors 6 hours to detach the one on the back.
Well they took off the wrong one, imo.
vapor
06-16-2008, 01:46 AM
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z50/vaporlocke/rag.jpg
AnnaTrocity
06-16-2008, 05:31 AM
if ur trying to say you want to fight me lol....right. :) Level 1 combatives are FUN!
I'm down. All in good fun of course, I can provide gear and a safe venue and someone to pull me off of you when you've had enough and all that :) But you should realize that as a semi professional fighter that for the past 3 years I very typically walk through army combative n00bs (that are bigger then me, which you are not) like they're cheesecake. Keep in mind that you've taken a few week crash course in what I've dedicated the better part of the past 4 years of my life to becoming a champion at.
If you're a level one graduate then you've learned just enough to make you feel like you know something when you grapple with your MAC level 1 buddies. MAC combatives are actually aimed at makeing soldiers *feel* like they know enough to successfully engage the enemy in hand to hand combat and stand a chance of coming out on top. It's *all* about making you think you're tougher then you are.
To sum it up, what you've learned so far is designed very specifically to make you feel like you know more about hand to hand combat then you do.
Honestly, I think we're just playing, we've met in person and were friendly enough. But all the same I'm a fighter born and bred so don't tease me to harshly. On the website I am most prolific on when we have a problem with someone we don't post silly gifs about "INTERNET, SERIOUS BUSINESS" or argue about the futility of arguing on the internet. We meet up and we fight and we post the video online so that everyone can mock the loser.
But basically what I am trying to say here is that if you think that you're better looking then me then we should arrange some play time and see if thats still true when the bell signals the end of the first round. :)
*TrIPsTar*
06-16-2008, 10:39 AM
speaking of things growing where they shouldn't... there was a boy in china who was born with 2 penises--one in the right place and one on his back! it took doctors 6 hours to detach the one on the back.
LOL! Why the back, of all places? lololol I want a dick growing out of my knee.
:hahaha:
...lets make a rap song called rip apart that antelope
I'll work on one. :runaway:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z50/vaporlocke/rag.jpg
:banghead:
hpuem
06-16-2008, 10:53 AM
LOL! Why the back, of all places? lololol I want a dick growing out of my knee.
shut up
kitty30132
06-16-2008, 11:56 AM
i have to say though, the art work is pretty cool. it turned out like a water color
Fragrant
06-16-2008, 03:17 PM
I can't believe none of you have earned your red wings, what a bunch of weak ass glass bodied ho's. I bet your back is so weak that you slouch in bed.
Anyways, I like redwings.
Are those red wings in your avatars (your) picture? :twitch:
BreakTastic
06-16-2008, 05:42 PM
speaking of things growing where they shouldn't... there was a boy in china who was born with 2 penises--one in the right place and one on his back! it took doctors 6 hours to detach the one on the back.
Am man, Id totally want to keep it if I had an extra dick. Thats a guaranteed career in porn
hpuem
06-16-2008, 08:03 PM
Am man, Id totally want to keep it if I had an extra dick. Thats a guaranteed career in porn
hahahahahahhaha i can see it now!
hey ms. jameson... take the one on my back!
AnnaTrocity
06-17-2008, 06:19 AM
Are those red wings in your avatars (your) picture? :twitch:
Must admit my face looks like I just added another stripe to the redwings merit badge.
Fragrant
06-17-2008, 12:33 PM
Must admit my face looks like I just added another stripe to the redwings merit badge.
I was right!!! :)
*TrIPsTar*
06-17-2008, 04:55 PM
shut up
eff you! :moon:
BreakTastic
06-17-2008, 05:26 PM
hahahahahahhaha i can see it now!
hey ms. jameson... take the one on my back!
Damn right! That shit would be legendary!! I wonder if it was fully functional...
bust out the tampon ninja
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/9/29sep6-tampon-man.jpg
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