Cat Nip

[guaclive]

fuck your hookers and blow


make the guac live bitch

[Jesse James]

fuck your hookers and blow


make the guac live bitch

Dame Putas y cocayina.

Tu. Eres el guapo, y esta problema.

[guaclive]

one two three and to the four
all you other producers are a bore
but guac live makes the bass shake floor
making all the ladies scream for more
cuz its intertwined divinity
when guac comes to destroy all rationality
with that hardcore gangsta mentality
that distorts all reality
so give it up for the seleketor
guac live pickin the rekkor
slammin the dancefloor what a wrecker
cuz I alway grabs the right rekkor
So who will step to the plate
and be a party mate
partying behind the sewer gate
its a trap and you are the bait

[Jesse James]

one two three and to the four
all you other producers are a bore
but guac live makes the bass shake floor
making all the ladies scream for more
cuz its intertwined divinity
when guac comes to destroy all rationality
with that hardcore gangsta mentality
that distorts all reality
so give it up for the seleketor
guac live pickin the rekkor
slammin the dancefloor what a wrecker
cuz I alway grabs the right rekkor
So who will step to the plate
and be a party mate
partying behind the sewer gate
its a trap and you are the bait

Jesus. H. CHRIST.

A for effort.

Pro-
Duction style
Is the bid for a while
Intertwined
Div. Ex.
An all the while
X. Is gonna bring it to ya.
While you shake yo ass

While it's over son
Got you living single like Overton
A whole lot beef just begun
Go ahead and step to the only one.
Still want production style?

When I'm at the keys, you ask
Please
Don't drop me
Cause all the trees
Bend away from you
Pleases believes.

[guaclive]

boy you is done
quit acting like you the one
you aint no jesse james son

no matter how much you strive
all your hopes just took a dive
you will be making that guac live

so dont try to be gangsta
youre just another wangsta
back up and bow down before ya masta

[PLURifiedUFOria]

oh snap
what a comeback
i aint guaclive so
step the fuck back

a is for the effort
b is for the bowl
c is for the cornchips
guaclive is out of control

holla!...

m to the c
the master of the cermony
but the master of guaclive
his name is jessie

...theres no a in effort is there?

maybe the the effort should be replaced with avacado ;)

[guaclive]

plur boy be with it
he knows about it
lets go get it

[Taishi]

bwahahaha guac live this shit is funny

[PLURifiedUFOria]

thats three its
thats three i's
thats three t's
i point out the obvious
thats no surprise

i spit like jay z
and spin like roni size
dance like an old b boy
im the master of disguise

shiiiiiiiiiit

[guaclive]

bwahahaha guac live this shit is funny
this is not funny this is serious.. come to the guac live crew we are an army

[guaclive]

thats three its
thats three i's
thats three t's
i point out the obvious
thats no surprise

i spit like jay z
and spin like roni size
dance like an old b boy
im the master of disguise

shiiiiiiiiiit
turtle this
turtle that
fuck the turtle club
guaclive is the master grub

[Jesse James]

boy you is done
quit acting like you the one
you aint no jesse james son

no matter how much you strive
all your hopes just took a dive
you will be making that guac live

so dont try to be gangsta
youre just another wangsta
back up and bow down before ya masta

Actually my name is Jesse James.
And I'm quite boisterous, son.

I spit fire on ice
But you think it's nice
I'm all like
Holy christ
Dudes posted up
Like Miami Vice.

Play with me you get bit
Shout again I tell you
SIT
Think you got something?
SHIT.

Thinking got you
In this place now
Asking
How
Did the hell did I get here?
As I crack a beer.

Where did you go?

[PLURifiedUFOria]

guaclive is aight
but i like my big mac
got the hook up 24/7
hot out the sack

now "WHO THE ILLEST"
the realist
quite possibly a nihlist
eats potato chips for breakfast
while cooking hotcakes on skillet

i aint hatin im a realist
so put yo hands up if you feel it

ohhhhhhhhhhhh

i know you like evol *hugs jessie*

[guaclive]

Actually my name is Jesse James.
And I'm quite boisterous, son.

I spit fire on ice
But you think it's nice
I'm all like
Holy christ
Dudes posted up
Like Miami Vice.

Play with me you get bit
Shout again I tell you
SIT
Think you got something?
SHIT.

Thinking got you
In this place now
Asking
How
Did the hell did I get here?
As I crack a beer.

Where did you go?fuck you thats my beer
how did i get here
please go back queer
you are nothing but a smear

play with me you get bit
hahaha thats some funny shit
I thought I told you to git
my guac live you twit

fuck your fire and ice
your nuts are in my vice
I told you think twice
while I still play nice

now take that avocado
squish it up ohh
add a little lime on too
make that guac live goo

[Jesse James]

Heh.

I'm goin to bed now.

I'll see you in the AM. When my mind is focused. :evilgrin:

[PLURifiedUFOria]

amen brotha im tire with a d at the end

[guaclive]

Heh.

I'm goin to bed now.

I'll see you in the AM. When my mind is focused. :evilgrin:till then little brother till the guac live comes again

[Jesse James]

till then little brother till the guac live comes again

:getstick:

[dr00]

A+ thread.

[Jesse James]

THIS THREAD SUCKS BAWS.

[Taishi]

I dont know i might have to put guac live crew in my sig and join the guac live social group

[TrancyGirl]

:runaway::runaway::runaway::runaway:

[guaclive]

:runaway::runaway::runaway::runaway:come join us

[Jesse James]

JOIN THEM AND PERISH!

[Taishi]

hahaha you know guac live has amazing powers I even joined the dark side

[Jesse James]

You should all fear the AGLC... We roll deep.

[guaclive]

you run few. like one person few

[Jesse James]

Shit. I'll show you my mob if you try to come in.

:getstick:

[Taishi]

you call that a mob please hahah i think guac live would take you

[Jesse James]

you call that a mob please hahah i think guac live would take you

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT SON.

[Taishi]

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT SON.
sad thing is I know who it is now

[dr00]

sad thing is I know who it is now
you mean the guac live person or the person jesse claims is on his side?

[Jesse James]

you mean the guac live person or the person jesse claims is on his side?

Guac Live. But he does know the people in my crew too.

[Taishi]

I know both who guac live is and the crew jessie thinks will save his sorry ass

[dr00]

*takes notes*

[guaclive]

taishi is in the inner circle. however if he ever tells you will all suffer the wrath.

[Jesse James]

taishi is in the inner circle. however if he ever tells you will all suffer the wrath.

:bored:

[guaclive]

if you are bored make me some guac live

[Jesse James]

Yeah. I'm bored.

Bored to the pleasantries of welding the fifth floor to the sixth
If you're as bored as I am
Mayhaps you can weld too

Mayhap you can weld
A care here
With one there?

[guaclive]

put the blow down and make some guac live and i might reward you with your own beer

[pinkpolkadot]

:evilgrin:

[Jilkman]

Are either of you or your crews the ones that are on the mic at Fuze often?

[guaclive]

why?

[pinkpolkadot]

I am always on the mic. I own the mic. The mic. The mic.

[guaclive]

I am always on the mic. I own the mic. The mic. The mic.blah blah blabbity blu blah rewind!!!

[pinkpolkadot]

hahahaha!!! EXACTLY!!!


that's how I roll.

[Taishi]

bwahhahaah

[guaclive]

Im back bitch

took some time off to plan the attack
new ranks bolstered watch ya back
we run a with a savage pack
now make the guac live it best not lack

[Jesse James]

Not in the fucking mood.

[Taishi]

I agree guac live mmmmm tasty guac live