View Full Version : good ol' fashin biggest cock contest
Random
02-22-2002, 01:48 AM
im in an odd mood, so why the hell not, i aint bashful
8" long
1.5" diameter
remember honesty is a virtue
Goddess
02-22-2002, 01:54 AM
mmm..impressive. but do you know how to use it;) ?
Random
02-22-2002, 02:17 AM
i would like to think so, and i think my ex, and one person on this board would agree.
Goddess
02-22-2002, 02:26 AM
a picture might help in the visual.
Random
02-22-2002, 02:40 AM
actually bc of a visit to TGIFridays on a monday night, and the consumption of a lot of alcohol, there is one online somewhere, but the person that took it wont tell me the site.
Goddess
02-22-2002, 02:41 AM
well damnit! i guess you're gonna have to take another.
Etienn
02-22-2002, 04:17 AM
*EG* I'll not list measurements just say that I can hold my own in this contest *LMAO* did I say that??
Etienn
Goddess
02-22-2002, 04:25 AM
size isn't everything though I will confess. best i ever had was 6.5, but that was because he was a god at oral.
chuckp
02-22-2002, 09:09 AM
i mean this in no bragging manner, cause it's actually gotten me in more trouble than what it's worth, but i have a 10 and a half inch penis, when fully erect, ofcourse
TeChNiKaL P
02-22-2002, 10:33 AM
random, i don't think i need to say anything here that The Asian did not already tell you...dadadalaaada!
XxX Kristy XxX
02-22-2002, 01:04 PM
heyy mine is 10 inches and has 3 speeds and glows in the dark....hahaha we call it da glowstick...ask kandie yoshi about that inside joke...hahaha its funny...=oP
cupcake
02-22-2002, 05:38 PM
hey mine glows too!!!!!!!!
its purple
it doesnt have 3 speeds, it just kinda has a knob that makes it go from real slow to kinda slow to medium to kinda fast to real fast, ya know what i mean?
hes real cool too, cuz he never brags about his size, and hes always consistent
SmOkEe
02-22-2002, 05:52 PM
wanna know?? jus ask to see.:D
Blinky
02-22-2002, 07:03 PM
IM not gay or anything but a pic of this 10.5 inch cock would be fun to see.
Random
02-22-2002, 07:05 PM
lol paul, i thought that was you but i wasnt sure. yeah so you have a bigger cock. she still thinks i was better so ha. hehehe, we actually almost hooked up again before i left, her man thinks that she was cheating on him with me so she was like why not do it then. but unfortunately i have this little thing called a conscience and couldnt do it. oh to hit that one more time, just so i could pull out, cum in here face, and say "thats all your worth bitch now get out". yes thats cruel and i love the girl to death so i would never do it, but damn i really want to sometimes.
chuckp
02-22-2002, 07:32 PM
sorry kids, if u wanna see my genitalia, you have to get an invitation- no free peeks... but seriously... i didn't even now i had a big dick til a few months ago under the guidelines of a bet (i won), but i've actually had chicks turned off by it's size.
My cock is about 13.25" tall fully erect of coarse. It’s about 3" wide at the top. I don’t know where I would be without my cock; it would be so much harder to please my girlfriend with a sweet snack every now and then. And would have to find a new attraction for when ever we have guest over. The longest I have ever gone with him was a ten hour session, but by the end of that my guest where to tired to go on any ‘longer’.
Well you ask for a picture, and so I have taken pictures cause I count it such a wonder.
:)I present to you my COCK! :)
My Pride and joy
http://shop.innercite.com/giftsdirect/media/zk-5174-9510-rooster-cookie-jar-L.jpg
chuckp
02-23-2002, 06:57 PM
i didn't really go into diameter- i'd say abou tthe circumpherance of a golf ball... give or take
Detachable_Penis
02-25-2002, 02:37 PM
My cock is DETACHABLE!
Are we aloud to nomate someone cause i would like to nomate someone. Don't know if he would want me to say how big it is. Maybe i should ask him ok i will ask him and get back to yall. How about that. Much luv,PLURR and big dicks.
Lily
Purple Haze Groupie
Short Person Lover
porchmonkey
02-26-2002, 03:13 PM
very few know, i like to keep it that way!!!! and very very few on this board know
Belrok
02-26-2002, 05:45 PM
http://www.thewolfweb.com/photos/Morphine%20Boy/fullsize/4374.jpg
Random
02-28-2002, 01:22 AM
ok contest over, i win by default, so ha
Goddess
02-28-2002, 01:35 AM
hey now. this contest has only just begun. I get to cast the deciding vote so send pics to my email addy. thanks
Lucent
06-30-2003, 12:10 PM
I saw this post and laughed...thought it deserved some time on the 1st page again.
Synergy
07-09-2003, 12:49 AM
8 and 3 around
Synergy
07-09-2003, 12:51 AM
******
kevinb70
07-09-2003, 01:09 AM
3 around? that's a frigging noodle!!!! LOL
kevinb70
07-09-2003, 01:12 AM
Originally posted by Synergy
8 and 3 around
learn how to measure, that's impossible, unless you're the cop on deuce bigalow
Synergy
07-09-2003, 01:13 AM
yeahhh i mean, okay if u take a string and measure 6 inches of string...and make a circle....there ya go.
Synergy
07-09-2003, 01:15 AM
mkay kevin informed me and did the math....1.9 DIAMETER
damnit people i suck at math.....fizzuck!
kevinb70
07-09-2003, 01:39 AM
yeah i can barely get a hand around it lol
Synergy
07-09-2003, 01:43 AM
:eek:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ----
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
:shoot:
XxX Kristy XxX
07-09-2003, 02:19 AM
i still have that big ol 10 incher..lol
Synergy
07-09-2003, 01:00 PM
:p
porchmonkey
07-09-2003, 08:07 PM
ok so just look in my profile, or ask any of my friends that I constanly flash on the board.
porchmonkey
07-09-2003, 08:08 PM
and if ya want a pic when im hard, well to bad I have only taken one and I cant remeber where that memory card is.
GoldieLox
07-10-2003, 02:05 AM
Tim like I've said before.... that thing is a small child!
a whale's penis can get up to 10 ft long......
Breezy013
07-12-2003, 02:50 AM
Seven (and some), Godlike Oral, and perfect inward upward circular motions make for an overall fun time... come again... and again... and well again (but five is my standing record of admintance and I'm certain after posting this someone will come up with a better package deal) But if you act now it can be yours for the low price of... mutual atractiveness and a clean bill of health!
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