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The Messiah
02-21-2002, 10:11 PM
I was thinking recently, and it hurt alot, but I pushed through,and realized how much on a general basis I hate heros. You know, the kids who try and "save" people. The matyrs...uhg, gimme a break.

Things make me think, people, lives that somehow expose themselves to me, all make me start to pick apart the "real deal". Take Peter for example. Peter Michaels works at the toy store next to that shitty Vietnamese sucky sucky massage and blow joint on the corner of Baker Street. Yeah hes cool cause he gives toys to the homeless kids on christmas. That bastard ripped me off for $40 when he sold me a counterfeit Peanuts orgy Betamax tape. Yes, I have a Betamax because this VHS and Laserdisc shit is going to die and Betamax will come back into style, you idiot kids, just like swing dancing and bathtub whisky.

I also hate the kids on those fucking suicide help lines. Those kids are amazing, Look, if some stupid excuse for a wet sack of organs calls up and wants to end it, this is where judging your fellow man like a god comes into play!
Judge for yourself, are they cool? Hey whats cool right? But do they have a attractive sister? They do? is she single? she is? is she moral? she isnt? Are they protective? Oh they are? well then they are now tagged HURDLE, and what better to do with a hurdle then elimate it before the race!
I mean jeeeeeezus, these kids act like they audition for days of our lives when they break for lunch. Boy, nothing quite like watching idiotic cultural drudgery cross all ethnic gaps and turn the entire world into a bunch of raving idiots that should be dismembered and shoved into a nuclear waste barrel.. Go back to your job cutting meat at the Kroger's deli counter and ill use the river you cried for me TO FEED STARVING GIRAFFES IN ETHIOPIA.

So yah, things your savior ponders when he sits alone reading penthouse letters. I hope its made you think too.
and just remember, Dont be a shit starter be a shit farmer.

Jeers!

ZuBu
02-21-2002, 10:48 PM
I like ice-cream!:)

PLUR

Belrok
02-22-2002, 12:43 AM
http://www.lamer.net/buddychrist-sucks.jpg

jungleskank
02-22-2002, 04:16 PM
hey mike did you hear what happened to my thumb i nearly cut the bastard off .the funny thing was I could not understand the doctor.it was like he was sspeaking a diffrent language.in the hospital me and double a rumaged through the entire operating room for some goodies(gloves napkins and such)-heh but it funny in my weakend condition i managed to with a child like mentality make eye contact with the nurse and understand what thte fuck was going on. all things are now fine the end result was 5 stiches and some gose.so how have you been .

o_0 the plot thickens 0_o

Blinky
02-22-2002, 06:47 PM
I vote 5 stars for this small piece of idiocy.

dr00
02-22-2002, 08:28 PM
messiah you're the shit... only you could post something that should be so obvious to so many people and make them feel stupid when they realize this.... i'd also like to point out stupid shit like jerry's kids... this motherfucker has been taking 'donations' for years... at grocery stores and whatnot he gives cash prizes to whoever can get the most people to donate.... wtf?!?! you know he only gives 40% of all donations to the kids? the rest goes to his must-have new corvette and such... fuckin makes me sick 'omg, he's saving autistic children? i have to help!' no he's not, and all those damn donations are a fuckin tax write off to boot.... the only thing anyone should ever donate to, and no, it's not that guy off the exit to ralph-david abernathy... it's red cross... but even they just donate 90% to the cause... kinda makes you think.... it kinda makes my stomach churn

SweetEnloe
02-24-2002, 08:28 AM
And mother fuckers who leave cordless phones offa the charger and the batteries die whenever you go to use it! :mad:

MoonGrrl
02-24-2002, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by SweetEnloe
And mother fuckers who leave cordless phones offa the charger and the batteries die whenever you go to use it! :mad:

Hell, when you take it off the charger, the batteries STILL die the second you pick it up. Well, that's what mine does. Stupid phone. :p

Blueaquatiger
02-25-2002, 12:49 PM
The Greatest American Hero owns you.
http://www.littlerobots.com/2a/graphics/greatestamericanhero.jpg

Belrok
02-27-2002, 04:29 AM
no blue you are mistaken...THIS is the greatest american hero.


http://www.cluborgazmo.com/img/head.gif
http://www.cluborgazmo.com/img/cod.gif
http://www.cluborgazmo.com/img/legs.gif

Belrok
02-27-2002, 04:34 AM
fuck the god damn GIF's. But you know who that is....

The Messiah
05-19-2003, 12:31 PM
RESSURECTION CONNECTION!