View Full Version : Starting new Happy camps for Kandy Kids
Delaney
02-14-2002, 01:03 AM
Startin soon, real soon, it will be required by T-MoC law that all Kandy Kids be rounded and sent to camps. These death camps did I say death camps I mean Happy camps will give all Kandy Kids the finest in dentistry, the best quality mining exercises, and finally they will recieve the finest training in burning to death in ovens did I say burning I mean cleaning ovens!! So if you are a kandy kid or know anyone that is, please turn yourself or them to the nearest deat...happy camp immediatly. Thank you for your cooperation.
T-MoC
kandie kid in da heart n mind junglist in da outside.
Delaney
02-14-2002, 01:26 AM
The first person to be spent to happy camps is....ZAN!!!
Congratulations.
nah i really dont wanna go, but thanx for da offer
Delaney
02-14-2002, 02:06 AM
Yeah like the title says. Get yo bitch ass to that happy camp!!!!
Delaney
euphoric
02-14-2002, 03:59 PM
BAH, pffffffft, zpip. Mr Peepers with the scary noises and the seizures from flashy lights. Tmoc is the bestest:)
Louie
02-14-2002, 05:03 PM
I know a few candy kids....what do I get for turning them in?
*LittleSkittle*
02-14-2002, 08:15 PM
can i video tape you taking zan?
Delaney
02-14-2002, 09:11 PM
Okay Okay people here is the deal, for every one you turn in you get to put on in an oven I mean teach one how to CLEAN an oven. The satisfaction is killer when watching them burn I mean clean!! HAHAHAHA.
And yes Louie you can watch as the bus comes to pick up zan.
ill go inside da bus only if da lady of da magic bus cartoon is drivin it cuz GOD everybody that goes inside that bus is fucked up hehehehehehheh.
*LittleSkittle*
02-14-2002, 10:33 PM
can i fucking video tape it god dammit
im not rapin anybody im gonna get a pro raper so that person can rape him, but yah u can film it and then sell it on e-bay but i want part of da profit.
Blinky
02-14-2002, 11:53 PM
So, your starting an extinction campaign for kandi Kidz??? Uhhhmmm, I think some girl already did a pretty good job with that just a few short months ago.
Delaney
02-15-2002, 03:21 PM
Hey man she obviously didn't do that good of a job considering that they are still running around in the free world and breeding like rabbits, anyway the camps are not exstiction camps they are HAPPY CAMPS where the little buggers can run free and play all they want.
Delaney
P.S. Zan jungle isn't a fashion statement is a way of life.
Originally posted by Delaney
P.S. Zan jungle isn't a fashion statement is a way of life.
i know but i like da junglist style but i also luv mah kandie and mah huge pants so im da mexican kandie junglist
Blinky
02-15-2002, 07:05 PM
It was just a little joke there. Think real hard and you will figure out which "girl" im talkin about. And damn, I havent seen that many KandieKids lately. Nuthin like last spring and summer. Jeez, Plastic bead makers were about to set up booths in the globe parking lot.
DC Gurl
02-15-2002, 10:29 PM
~Blaze your busted go learn to clean some ovens!~
anyone else see tha candie kid blaze at the marco v pawty?? he was wearin tha instaraver 2000 shirt created by jungl3 and had on those cute little candie bracelets with that oh so beautiful pink and blue hair....i'm turnin you in - go to camp!
KandyManRob
02-17-2002, 04:22 AM
Kandi Kidz dont Burn!!!
they are made of new fire retardnt plastic
but they do melt
Delaney Gimme a call sometime
KandyManRob
Delaney
02-18-2002, 01:47 AM
Claiming Mexicanism does not make a kandy junglist. It is an oxymoron (kind of like the peoples government). So since you have revealed your inner Kandy nature, its oven cleanin time for you bitch.
Delaney
P.S. Rob I would call but I don't have your number.
the girl is not around quiter so much as she has been, so the candy kids are making a comeback!!!!
BTW, don't let him fool you...Delaney is a closet candy kid.
Belrok
02-18-2002, 09:09 PM
if the candy kids are making a comeback, we need to stock up on more anthrax
DC Gurl
02-18-2002, 09:20 PM
Originally posted by Mr Sky
if the candy kids are making a comeback, we need to stock up on more anthrax
see buying drugs does support terrorism
Belrok
02-18-2002, 09:36 PM
it's a different kinda terror though.:cool:
Delaney
02-19-2002, 02:06 AM
For that closet kandi crack I'm sending the offcial T-MoC kandi kid Gestopo afta yo bitch ass. Its oven cleanin time hoe.
No love for Obi but for everyone else,
Much love,
Delaney
OooH!! OoooH!!! I wanna go to a happy camp, is that like summer camp or band camp, cuz I just wanna spread the PLUR!!!!!
I'm candy till I die...or melt in an oven, whichever comes first.
Delaney
02-20-2002, 12:57 AM
Anyway your not going to burn in an oven, your going to learn to clean them.
Much love n have in dah oven,
Delaney
ok so obi it's ur turn to go to camp...heh heh...and as my candy sex slave i say u have to go...or it's back to lil bloo's trunk fo joo :P
oh and delaney....when are we doin the whole...well ummmm u kno...again???
chuckp
02-24-2002, 08:21 PM
the camp where candy kids get thrown screaming from a helicopter... sounds great to me
Delaney
02-26-2002, 02:03 AM
Off to camp you go!!
Much love n have fun in dah oven!
Delaney
consumed
02-27-2002, 02:14 PM
I <3 KANDY KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::hugs them all::
Belrok
02-27-2002, 05:37 PM
Dil - You're going to hell
consumed
02-28-2002, 02:30 PM
and .. I remember when Mr Sky was a Kandy Kid!!! I HAVE EVEN FOUND :: gasp :: KANDY AT HIS HOUSE!!!! I have proof .... mwahaha
Delaney
02-28-2002, 03:36 PM
Mr. Sky is this true? Was there Kandy found at yo crib? If so a formal T-MoC investigation will be launched immediatly to prove that Dil is a fuckin lying piece of shit. Don't worry Mr. Sky T-MoC is on your side. Dil of to camp you go, bitch.
Much love n have in da oven,
Delaney
consumed
02-28-2002, 05:52 PM
istill have it ... and i have pictures ... mwahahahahaha Dont make me use them
consumed
02-28-2002, 05:59 PM
sorry Patrick. Just had to do this too ya ....
http://plurplanet.com/scrapbook/01-08-11abduction/p0047.jpg
he even has a ... :: gasp :: ... PASSY!
consumed
02-28-2002, 06:01 PM
and ::gasp:: another ...
http://plurplanet.com/scrapbook/01-08-11abduction/p0091.jpg
consumed
02-28-2002, 06:04 PM
many many at his website. http://electronikid01.tripod.com
I think patrick is a SECRET Kandy kid
mittens
02-28-2002, 06:07 PM
lol u have been caught mr. sky!!!!! yes i seem to remember kndie in a bowl next to u'r bed... and u'r little bead case.... yes.... and not to long ago who was wearing all mah kandie???? i have pics!!!! hahaha, then u wanted me to make u sum, and u tried to steal sum of mine... hmmm...... hahahahahaha, i still lah joo pat :p
consumed
02-28-2002, 06:08 PM
YAY! Go mittens!!!!
Belrok
02-28-2002, 06:29 PM
Wow...so you caught me....like....those pics were taken back in summer....
I Wet my bed when i was 4 too, want to call me a bed wetter?
Come on brandon...If you are going to rock the boat....make sure you can swim first.
consumed
02-28-2002, 06:31 PM
BED WETTER!!!
Belrok
02-28-2002, 06:33 PM
When your IQ reaches above your shoe size...then try flaming me...until then, get back in your wheel chair, your mom has your food liquified for supper.
consumed
02-28-2002, 07:05 PM
werd
Delaney
02-28-2002, 09:11 PM
Allegations saying that Mr. Sky partakes in closet Kandy kidness will now be investigated by a few of the T-MoC field agents, their will not be disclosed at this point in time. However Mr. Sky is asked to come in for questioning at this time, however we have not placed him under arrest. That is all. I will not take any questions.
Delaney
Belrok
02-28-2002, 10:47 PM
Hey Delany, why don't you suck on my nuts and investigate that? I own the candy kid fucks. You know this...so cut the shit and gimme my medal for beating the shit out of Dil.
kinkajou
03-08-2002, 12:15 AM
WHY DO ALL OF YOU HATE KANDY KIDZ?
do you misunderstand them? you put a sterio type on them. ignorance and hate will not get you far in life you meanies!
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