poor etiquette

[Mr._Bitchface]

call me crazy, but there is something inherently creepy about a guy starting a conversation while you are peeing in an adjacent urinal. i only mention this because it happened today while i was at work, and well... i was a little perturbed. it could be worse, i suppose... i guess he could look over at my manhood and steer the conversation that direction.

ew.

[xxplicitgrooves]

just ignore em,


or look over at em like WTF. but dont say nuthin.

or suck your teeth, and look the other way.


im a retty big dude, i usually curse em out, or say summin that will make em think. or feel ashamed..


but it has happened to my quite a bit. so im use to dissin on folk

[Ellen]

call me crazy, but there is something inherently creepy about a guy starting a conversation while you are peeing in an adjacent urinal. i only mention this because it happened today while i was at work, and well... i was a little perturbed. it could be worse, i suppose... i guess he could look over at my manhood and steer the conversation that direction.

ew.dude, just piss on his shoe next time.

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[Mr._Bitchface]

hahahahahahhaaha. better yet, i'll finish up quick, then grab him by the shoulders and shake him around a bunch so he pisses all over the wall and himself.

[Liquidshadows]

dude, just piss on his shoe next time.

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LMAO! Problem solved!

[xxplicitgrooves]

hahahahahahhaaha. better yet, i'll finish up quick, then grab him by the shoulders and shake him around a bunch so he pisses all over the wall and himself.
nah, as funny as it may seems, have you ever had someone do that to you, actually you wont piss on yourself, if someone did it to you.

comon sense tells you to stop peeing.........


but that would give a wrong immpression.

he might think you tryin him, and either try to fight, or advance you in a sexual manner....

i dont think youd want either one

[Mr._Bitchface]

nah, as funny as it may seems, have you ever had someone do that to you, actually you wont piss on yourself, if someone did it to you.

comon sense tells you to stop peeing.........


but that would give a wrong immpression.

he might think you tryin him, and either try to fight, or advance you in a sexual manner....

i dont think youd want either one

you need to understand something about male urination... it is ALMOST impossible to just "cut it off." i've been able to just cut it off once, and that was when i was peeing in broad daylight on a national monument in a foreign country. only the extreme fear of prison allowed me to cut it short.

[BGirl]

One time I was driving on the 400 and my bf at the time was drunk and told me to pull over cuz he had to go. He put one foot up on the guardrail and tried to look casual. His foot slipped, he fell, and pissed all over himself.

[snipersloth3]

The only way to stop the flow is with a sneeze.

[BGirl]

Ok ewww, I'm thinking that doesn't work very well :/

[snipersloth3]

Your body stops the flow until after you sneeze.

[BGirl]

I wonder whats up with sneezing, then. Can't piss, can't keep your eyes open, I mean is it THAT important?

[snipersloth3]

It's one of nature's wonders, I suppose. :rolleyes:

[snipersloth3]

I've also heard that your heart stops for a split second.

[Ellen]

I've also heard that your heart stops for a split second.

that old wives tale is why everybody says "bless you" when you sneeze.

[Guy]

at least he didn't comment on your penis

[snipersloth3]

that old wives tale is why everybody says "bless you" when you sneeze.
I heard people thought that your soul was coming out of your nose then?

[triphop_femme]

Ha ha! Mar...i mean...Mr. Bitchface had to have a conversation at a urinal!! Ha ha ha ha ha...Wait. What kinda shit DO people try talking about when that happens? i mean...was it even anything "important"?

[snipersloth3]

Ha ha! Mar...i mean...Mr. Bitchface had to have a conversation at a urinal!! Ha ha ha ha ha...Wait. What kinda shit DO people try talking about when that happens? i mean...was it even anything "important"?
I could only imagine... "how are things?" "Smooth as silk"

[BGirl]

Feels like corn?

[triphop_femme]

Ha ha ha ha ha!!

[snipersloth3]

Feels like corn?
Well, there was this one time...

[BGirl]

I woulda said, buddy you need to move over, cuz these little guys can jump!

[Jesse James]

Feels like corn?

*Falls out of chair laughing*

I've had a dude try to start talking about stuff at the can... I just kept quiet...

[SqueekyClean]

Stop taking my lines damn it! lol

[Guy]

Bathroom urinal conversations:

"This water's cold!...... Deep too!"

[xxplicitgrooves]

Bathroom urinal conversations:

"This water's cold!...... Deep too!"
does it taste refreashing?:D

[Jesse James]

You know now that I think about it... maybe you should have spat in his face... a guy pissing is not prepared for spittle to the face.

[triphop_femme]

i think that if i were a guy, and someone started talking to me while i was next to him at a urinal, i'd look over at him, and say, "Oh, excuse me, could you hold this for a second?", and hand them my penis. Heeheeheee, *sigh*, i just made myself giggle. It was funnier to me. Hmm.

[snipersloth3]

i think that if i were a guy, and someone started talking to me while i was next to him at a urinal, i'd look over at him, and say, "Oh, excuse me, could you hold this for a second?", and hand them my penis. Heeheeheee, *sigh*, i just made myself giggle. It was funnier to me. Hmm.Strong enough for a man, made for a woman... :jerkit: