you so ugly

[Cha]

your family takes you everywhere with them... just so they don't have to kiss you goodbye


when you look in the mirror... your reflection ducks


when you were born... your mother took one look at you and said "damn, I should have just givin head instead"



it looks like your face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.


when you were born, the doctor looked at your face, then your ass, and said TWINS!


youre the poster child for abortion


you scare the shit outa the toilet


your nickname is hairy pooter


you gotta get your hand drunk to masterbate


the last time you got ass was when the toilet paper ripped


:headbang:

[HellRaiza65]

hahaha...thats good shit

[xxplicitgrooves]

:headbang: you rock

[Kim]

when you were born... your mother took one look at you and said "damn, I should have just givin head instead"

youre the poster child for abortion
:eek: bwahahahahahaha Holy shit! I know someone like that. Wastes of what had the potential to be perfectly good sperm, that is.

I freakin' lurv you, Erica! YOU OWN! :p

[StarDust420]

Those are freaking awesome!

[snipersloth3]

You know you're ugly when your s/n is sniper sloth...

[Kim]

You know you're ugly when your s/n is sniper sloth...
Oh shut up! You are not.

[snipersloth3]

Oh shut up! You are not.
You've never seen this sniper in person, eh?

[Kim]

lol If I have...I sure as hell don't remember.

[snipersloth3]

I was so ugly, my mom breast-fed me through a straw!

[Cha]

sounds like a personal problem

[Guy]

i took psychology, how may i help you?

[Loli]

sniper you know damn well you're not ugly

[Cha]

fuckin nice people. u make me sick

[xxplicitgrooves]

yall are a trip.....

[snipersloth3]

sniper you know damn well you're not uglyWhen I was at the bakery, they asked me to stick my face in the batter so they could make animal crackers. :D

[snipersloth3]

"You so ugly, 'The Swan' rejected your ass and made you clean up the vomit you caused."

[snipersloth3]

http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/69de5aaa/bc/Yahoo!+Photo+Album/4896.jpg?pfRUThABzWSKfGPV
*PROOF*

[saphirefaery]

i no see it

[snipersloth3]

Try this:
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/69de5aaa/bc/Yahoo!+Photo+Album/4896.jpg?pfRUThABzWSKfGPV

[xxplicitgrooves]

still didnt work

[Cha]

did you really want to look at a picture of an ugly person anyway? Sure, it might make you feel a little better about yourself... but wouldnt you rather look at something astheticly(sp?) pleasing?

[scoobyman]

Yo momma's so ugly,
when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo momma's so ugly,
she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo momma's so ugly,
just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo momma's so ugly,
they push her face into dough to make cookies.

Yo momma's so ugly,
they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo momma's so ugly,
they didn't give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.

Yo momma's so ugly,
instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo momma's so ugly,
when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo momma's so ugly,
her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo momma's so ugly,
her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Yo momma's so ugly,
the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo momma's so ugly,
they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo momma's so ugly,
she made an onion cry.

Yo momma's so ugly,
when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo momma's so ugly,
when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped

...Ok yep..I am back in the 5th grade now!!!

[saphirefaery]

Yo momma's so ugly,
her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/laughing/yelrotflmao.gif

[krystal]

bawhahahaha too funny

[triphop_femme]

You know you're ugly when your s/n is sniper sloth...
Oh stfu. You're attractive, and you damn well know it.

[Kim]

When I was at the bakery, they asked me to stick my face in the batter so they could make animal crackers. :D
:hahaha: