Dear yellow sperm...

[Kim]

...you can go straight to hell. You have turned my once grayish colored car into a bright yellow mess. You have impregnated my nasal cavity and eyes. I will be filing for child support as in a few weeks I'll be giving birth to baby pines.

:twak:

[Jimmy Mac]

yellow sperm? someone pissed on your car?

[triphop_femme]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! This is one of the funniest things i have ever read! EVER. Ha ha ha...Kim with baby pines...ha ha ha...*sigh*

ps. i'm sorry that you're all polleny.

[Kim]

Pollen, James. Obviously.

[krystal]

in that case I hate all the yellow sperm on our porch

[Kim]

It's everywhere!!!!! :scream:

[Surreal]

Today is the first time in a week that I've been able to talk because of this shit. Fucking Pollen!!!!!!!:twak:

:mad:

[krystal]

I know it's driving me fuggin crazy

[Kim]

I'm currently putting some Kleenex factory worker's kid through college. :(

[Jimmy Mac]

I like to empty my yellow sperm in the toilet and on young asian hookers in bangkok.

[Kim]

James, do you ever stop? You're like a humping dog.

[Jimmy Mac]

what do you expect im a guy

[Kim]

I know and I don't blame you for it. :(

[Jimmy Mac]

Because your the same?

[Kim]

No, I'm currently getting some. lol You missed that one completely. You can't help that you are of the male persuasion. We forgive you. :)

[Jimmy Mac]

Whos the new boytoy? or have you gone Lezzy?

[Kim]

There is no "newness". He's always been the boytoy. :p

[Jimmy Mac]

The last one I can think of is a DNB DJ

[Kim]

No. *shakes head*

[nesquik]

its a fucking miracle, the pollen hasnt gotten to me *YET* (shit.) my poor kitten is black but now she is yellow. my car was forest green, etc etc.

[Guy]

i snort pollen for breakfast
its great to be allergy free

[Jimmy Mac]

its a fucking miracle, the pollen hasnt gotten to me *YET* (shit.) my poor kitten is black but now she is yellow. my car was forest green, etc etc.
actually both of those arent from pollen....I really had to drain my yellow sperm

[Kim]

Aww! My little black kitty is all yellow now too! Plus, she's sneezing like crazy. Do they make allergy meds for cats???

[Jimmy Mac]

or she may be alergic to my yellow sperm...sorry

[Jimmy Mac]

allergic*

[Kim]

*whispers* If I were you, I probably wouldn't brag about having yellow sperm. :)

[Jimmy Mac]

its called piss everyone does it so that means you, a girl, has sperm.

[Kim]

My body doesn't produce sperm. :) It does, however, expel urine. Urine and sperm are 2 totally different things.

[Jimmy Mac]

yellow sperm

[XxX Kristy XxX]

I hate that shit also. Espically since Im highly allergic to it. I cant fucking stay outside for too long cuz I get sick as fuck.

[Jimmy Mac]

Kristy whos that in your avatar?

[Kim]

I hate that shit also. Espically since Im highly allergic to it. I cant fucking stay outside for too long cuz I get sick as fuck.
Poor Kristy. :( I will bring you soup and allergy medicine.

[wetlook]

mmmmmmm, yellow sperms

[BGirl]

You know, Kim, while I do find the term yellow sperm endearing....


I do have a problem using the term and making myself look good at the same time...
"I keep coughing up yellow sperm"
"I have so much yellow sperm in my nose I can hardly breathe"
"My son's nose started bleeding yesterday from all the yellow sperm he sucked in"

I think I'll stick with the term pollen for the most part....

And Jimmy, a facial and a golden shower are 2 totally different things *puts it in terms he's used to*

[Jimmy Mac]

yellow sperm= peeing...think about it from a guys perspective....guys pee and ejaculate out of the same hole, yellow sperm= peeing

[Mandy]

random info: a high pollen count would be over 100ish, and monday of last week, it was well over 5,000. it was like the 2nd highest here evAr and it made me dizzy as hell

[BGirl]

...think about it from a guys perspective....

Thats an oxymoron, James.

And crack...that explains why I've been dizzy... and nauseous too!

[nesquik]

Aww! My little black kitty is all yellow now too! Plus, she's sneezing like crazy. Do they make allergy meds for cats???
kitty sneezes are the CUTEST things ever. my friend's cat just had kittens and theyve been sneezing a lot. its SOOO adorable.
i dunno about the medicine...they have prozac for dogs and cats so who knows!


BTW- does anyone want a kitten?????

[Jimmy Mac]

And crack...that explains why I've been dizzy... and nauseous too!
Seriously you have a problem you need to stop im worried.

[BGirl]

Stop what? Breathing? It's allergies, James. Thats it. Im ok, really :)

[XxX Kristy XxX]

Awww yay I will be waiting for yah Kim. Woot. :)

James it is Nicole Richie. I think thats how u spell it. I derno.

[wetlook]

BGirl, Crack makes everyone nauseous and dizzy

[Jimmy Mac]

Seriously you have a problem you need to stop im worried.
Reread it including the quote from above....

[BGirl]

I get it!!!! ok I thought you were bein serious

[hoppy]

...you can go straight to hell. You have turned my once grayish colored car into a bright yellow mess. You have impregnated my nasal cavity and eyes. I will be filing for child support as in a few weeks I'll be giving birth to baby pines.

:twak:

LOL, we're all part of one big facial.

[~AmBeR182~]

haha Kim
I have a yellow car that once was white

[Kim]

LOL, we're all part of one big facial.
lmao That's a disturbing thought. :twitch:

[Fallosophy]

...or is it

[Kim]

IT IS!

[hoppy]

Well you can feel better, we just got out of the shower scene.