Karma
04-06-2004, 03:52 PM
THE CREATION OF A PUSSY
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
Created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
With smart wit,
Using a knife,
He gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter,
Strong and bold,
With a hammer and chisel,
He gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor,
Tall and thin,
By using red velvet,
The lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter,
Short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur,
He lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman,
Nasty as hell,
Threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher,
Whose name was McGee,
Touched it and blessed it,
And said it could pee.
Last was a sailor,
Dirty little runt,
He sucked it and fucked it,
And called it a cunt.
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
Created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
With smart wit,
Using a knife,
He gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter,
Strong and bold,
With a hammer and chisel,
He gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor,
Tall and thin,
By using red velvet,
The lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter,
Short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur,
He lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman,
Nasty as hell,
Threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher,
Whose name was McGee,
Touched it and blessed it,
And said it could pee.
Last was a sailor,
Dirty little runt,
He sucked it and fucked it,
And called it a cunt.