Ass Kicking

[snipersloth3]

Hurry!
This offer won't last!
Bid now to get your very own Ass Kicking*!



:twak: <-Dramatization only. May not include twak stick.





*Offer does not include shipping and
handling. If you do not wish to pay
nor can afford, please DO NOT BID!!!
Dates are subject to change and are not
completely reflected on bidder preference.

Sniper Sloth 3 is an Equal Opportunity
Ass Kicker complete with license. This service
is not limited to race, ethnic origin, nor political
preference.

[snipersloth3]

I shall extend the bidding window...

[wetlook]

i'll bid, i'd like to toy around with an ass-kicking

[snipersloth3]

Toying, eh?
Okay, starting bid is $0.99 in U.S. Dollars.

[wetlook]

alright

[Jesse James]

I'll give you $1 for a genuine ass kicking. And then, I have this other dude that needs an ass kicking too... can I set him up for one as well? I'll go ahead and say I'll give you $2 for his ass kicking.

[snipersloth3]

Good offer. Is this PayPal? :D

[Jesse James]

Naw man. I don't play with pay pal anymore. I can only offer a POD. If I don't deliver, you can kick the other dude's ass EXTRA hard for not paying you! :D

[triphop_femme]

Wait...so...how much to kick MY ass? *grrrowl* Ha ha...that wasn't funny.

[Jesse James]

You'll have to bid just like everyone else! So far mine is $1. If you think you can do it better, I'll give you more. :p

[D:Rain]

1 dollar , some pocket lent, and half a beer.



ummm, scratch the half a beer... sorry

[triphop_femme]

One dollar, aaaaannndd....a....Twinky? Eh, eh??

[xxplicitgrooves]

u kick ass like a 1 legged man in an ass kicking contest

[tiffani2]

whoa...

im having some major deja vu...wasnt there a thread like this awhile back?

[triphop_femme]

Yes. And i believe i bid a Twinky then, as well.

[tiffani2]

well at least youre good at keeping the same bets...lol

[snipersloth3]

Naw man. I don't play with pay pal anymore. I can only offer a POD. If I don't deliver, you can kick the other dude's ass EXTRA hard for not paying you! :D
This is turning out much better than I imagined.

[Punisher13]

And if someone is to throw in a SOBE?

[xxplicitgrooves]

ya shitty shoed maaaafukka!!

[triphop_femme]

i just stubbed my toe.

[snipersloth3]

Priceless?

[triphop_femme]

Ha ha ha...YESSS!!

[snipersloth3]

Cheap for you, free for me!

[tiffani2]

^^well that doesnt seem that fair.....

[snipersloth3]

^^well that doesnt seem that fair.....
*shhhh* (It's not...)

[tiffani2]

unless of course you are the one getting beat down, then that would be a little bit more even...

[Jesse James]

Has the bidding on this closed yet? I REALLY need my asskicking now... ;)

[snipersloth3]

You can't always get what you want... ;)