The Messiah
04-10-2002, 04:51 PM
HEY KIDS!!!!
Its time to piss people off again. Sorry its been a while, but ive been sick, and getting laid.
Today in Messianic Visions we are telling a story! A grand and masterful story that incorporates all the elements we've grown to love here at PlurPlanet: Misinfomation, Egomanical Behavior, Clanishness, and people thinking they can actually make a difference.
Our players? Well we have that lovable bear Winnie The Poo, who took over the infamous donkey smuggling operation after that bastard puppet pinnochio fucked it up for his brother, his lovable "partner" in crime, Swisher Sweet. And the enforcer? Some kid who thinks he's 100% cotton: Mecca.
We join the story at Winnie's lair of abomination, Ass Planet, on a crowded saturday night.
Winnie and Swisher sit in the stronghold's greeting post, gleefully letting the unsuspecting children into their own demise.
"Mwuaha, look at all these suckers Swisher, such willing bodies, soon they will all be mere cattle for us to leech off of! MWUAHA!" There is a fowl evilness in Winnie's eye.
Swisher notes one of the young boys attractiveness. "The one that just walked in, the one with the blue eyes. Dont turn him yet, I want to play.....mwuahahah." A sinister grin appears on Swisher's face.
"Absolute swisher, anything for you mwuahaha." They exchange ass slaps.
The door to the post slams open. There is Mecca, looking rather worried. Winnie speaks up, "What is it Mecca? What is wrong? Can you not see we are exchanging ass slaps?"
Mecca catches his breathe, "Sir...we have a report....that..."
"Spit it out solider!" Swisher chimes in. "Or swallow mwuahaha" Winnie and Swisher laugh heartly.
"Im sorry sir, but we have reports of...Pinnochio sir. He's in the building..and he's trying to get backstage.." Mecca looks down.
Winnie's face flares. "WHAT?!? That wooden bastard. He is probably trying to take down my operation! He got my brother but he wont get me!!!!" Winnie turns to Mecca like a father to a child, putting his hands on Mecca's shoulders. "Mecca, its all up to you son, we need you to stop him before he destroy's us all..and if your successful, Swisher here will jack your cock." All 3 smile.
"Absolutely sir, I will not fail you." Mecca rushes out of the room.
"Such a devoted solider" Winnie comments as he leaves.
Mecca begins searching. He must not fail. He will not let his leader down. The inside of Ass Planet is rather large,like finding a needle in a haystack, all around him are the intoxicated children, who at dawn will be their new workers. So much is at stake, where is Pinnochio?!?
Suddenly, there in the distance he spots him, the vision of beauty and storytelling, The bastard Pinnochio! Oh no! Pinnochio approaches the stairway to the heart of the operation, backstage!
Knowing he cannot outsmart the Genius, Mecca concludes brute firepower is the only way, so he quickly goes to the closet of arms and gets the Anti Non Wearing VIP Pass Blast Cannon! He signals to fellow Ass Planeteer underlings for aid.
They sneak up on Pinnochio ever so slowly, waiting for Mecca to give the signal to take the nonass person DOWN!
As Mecca see's gets closer, he is filled with rage that this wooden man is trying to take down his savior Winnie so much that he cant take it any longer! He cocks his weapon and shouts "Hey you, puppetboy! Where do you think your going? YOU DONT HAVE A VIP PASS!!!! CHARGE!!!!!!"
Pinnochio turns and sees the brute and his minions charging toward him. "hey man I just needed to say hi to a few freinds of mine back-" WHOOMPH! the minions arriving tackling him. Luckily they are all on drugs and cant fight worth a shit. Pinnochio finishes them off with ease. Mecca approaches.
"Thought you could get past me eh?! Well I dont think so, cause your...not..V..I..PPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mecca roars.
"what the fuck is with you people man? Not cool enough in high school or something jeez. Hey Mecca whats that coming out of your ass?"
Instinctively Mecca checks for the stick. "Hey man I left that home to-" WHOMMPH! Pinnochio uses the diversion and tackles ecko. They fight for a good..10 seconds, before pinnochio (who knows kung fu) turns the cannon on Mecca and shoots out his insides.
Pinnochio gets up and has an amazing idea. Lets see how they like this action, he thinks to himself. He picks up the weapon and charges in the crowd, firing shots into the air. "Run children run! They seek to turn you into mules!!! run!" The children begin screaming and chaos ensues.
Swisher and and Winnie run out to see the commotion. "Oh god! they are all in chaos! The police will be here soon!! we are all finished!" Winnie screams. "Quick Swisher! Jack my cock!" Swisher complys.
Then in the distance they see pinnochio with the cannon turning toward them and their mouths drop. "Hey Winnie! VIP this asshole!" Pinnochio fires. The assholes go boom. Pinnochio smirks. Justice is served.
THE END
(come on kids you know you had it coming :-) )
Its time to piss people off again. Sorry its been a while, but ive been sick, and getting laid.
Today in Messianic Visions we are telling a story! A grand and masterful story that incorporates all the elements we've grown to love here at PlurPlanet: Misinfomation, Egomanical Behavior, Clanishness, and people thinking they can actually make a difference.
Our players? Well we have that lovable bear Winnie The Poo, who took over the infamous donkey smuggling operation after that bastard puppet pinnochio fucked it up for his brother, his lovable "partner" in crime, Swisher Sweet. And the enforcer? Some kid who thinks he's 100% cotton: Mecca.
We join the story at Winnie's lair of abomination, Ass Planet, on a crowded saturday night.
Winnie and Swisher sit in the stronghold's greeting post, gleefully letting the unsuspecting children into their own demise.
"Mwuaha, look at all these suckers Swisher, such willing bodies, soon they will all be mere cattle for us to leech off of! MWUAHA!" There is a fowl evilness in Winnie's eye.
Swisher notes one of the young boys attractiveness. "The one that just walked in, the one with the blue eyes. Dont turn him yet, I want to play.....mwuahahah." A sinister grin appears on Swisher's face.
"Absolute swisher, anything for you mwuahaha." They exchange ass slaps.
The door to the post slams open. There is Mecca, looking rather worried. Winnie speaks up, "What is it Mecca? What is wrong? Can you not see we are exchanging ass slaps?"
Mecca catches his breathe, "Sir...we have a report....that..."
"Spit it out solider!" Swisher chimes in. "Or swallow mwuahaha" Winnie and Swisher laugh heartly.
"Im sorry sir, but we have reports of...Pinnochio sir. He's in the building..and he's trying to get backstage.." Mecca looks down.
Winnie's face flares. "WHAT?!? That wooden bastard. He is probably trying to take down my operation! He got my brother but he wont get me!!!!" Winnie turns to Mecca like a father to a child, putting his hands on Mecca's shoulders. "Mecca, its all up to you son, we need you to stop him before he destroy's us all..and if your successful, Swisher here will jack your cock." All 3 smile.
"Absolutely sir, I will not fail you." Mecca rushes out of the room.
"Such a devoted solider" Winnie comments as he leaves.
Mecca begins searching. He must not fail. He will not let his leader down. The inside of Ass Planet is rather large,like finding a needle in a haystack, all around him are the intoxicated children, who at dawn will be their new workers. So much is at stake, where is Pinnochio?!?
Suddenly, there in the distance he spots him, the vision of beauty and storytelling, The bastard Pinnochio! Oh no! Pinnochio approaches the stairway to the heart of the operation, backstage!
Knowing he cannot outsmart the Genius, Mecca concludes brute firepower is the only way, so he quickly goes to the closet of arms and gets the Anti Non Wearing VIP Pass Blast Cannon! He signals to fellow Ass Planeteer underlings for aid.
They sneak up on Pinnochio ever so slowly, waiting for Mecca to give the signal to take the nonass person DOWN!
As Mecca see's gets closer, he is filled with rage that this wooden man is trying to take down his savior Winnie so much that he cant take it any longer! He cocks his weapon and shouts "Hey you, puppetboy! Where do you think your going? YOU DONT HAVE A VIP PASS!!!! CHARGE!!!!!!"
Pinnochio turns and sees the brute and his minions charging toward him. "hey man I just needed to say hi to a few freinds of mine back-" WHOOMPH! the minions arriving tackling him. Luckily they are all on drugs and cant fight worth a shit. Pinnochio finishes them off with ease. Mecca approaches.
"Thought you could get past me eh?! Well I dont think so, cause your...not..V..I..PPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mecca roars.
"what the fuck is with you people man? Not cool enough in high school or something jeez. Hey Mecca whats that coming out of your ass?"
Instinctively Mecca checks for the stick. "Hey man I left that home to-" WHOMMPH! Pinnochio uses the diversion and tackles ecko. They fight for a good..10 seconds, before pinnochio (who knows kung fu) turns the cannon on Mecca and shoots out his insides.
Pinnochio gets up and has an amazing idea. Lets see how they like this action, he thinks to himself. He picks up the weapon and charges in the crowd, firing shots into the air. "Run children run! They seek to turn you into mules!!! run!" The children begin screaming and chaos ensues.
Swisher and and Winnie run out to see the commotion. "Oh god! they are all in chaos! The police will be here soon!! we are all finished!" Winnie screams. "Quick Swisher! Jack my cock!" Swisher complys.
Then in the distance they see pinnochio with the cannon turning toward them and their mouths drop. "Hey Winnie! VIP this asshole!" Pinnochio fires. The assholes go boom. Pinnochio smirks. Justice is served.
THE END
(come on kids you know you had it coming :-) )