Auctioning Me

[wetlook]

I'm for sale, and no, you cannot just have me, you have to buy me, I am going to start taking bids, so pm me with your bid, and what exactly you are going to buy me for.....I don't do anal tho...

[*StuNNeR*]

I don't do anal tho...
sure ;)

[Katharos]

ok, this has been done how many times now....?

[OrngePlasticTree]

whore

[xxplicitgrooves]

I'm for sale, and no, you cannot just have me, you have to buy me, I am going to start taking bids, so pm me with your bid, and what exactly you are going to buy me for.....I don't do anal tho...
you dont do anal, hell you fuckup right thurr


people want what they pay for.

may as well take yourself off the market

[Plurizma]

lol

[snipersloth3]

Bid in the next half hour, and wetlook will include the vaccuum attachment
and lifetime supply of window washing fluid.

With just two years of low, easy payments of $299.99 for every month...

[*StuNNeR*]

^ now that's a tempting offer

[wetlook]

fuckin right, and this hasn't been done.............ever.............not with wetlook


(i've always been free before this)







and whore......yes



and 299 a month? no, this special offer is 50 a month and food/room/transportation

[Black Lotus]

your boobies must be a little bigger....then I'll start tellin' peeps your for sale. :p :D

[wetlook]

aight, can i just stuff toy balls in my shirt?

[Black Lotus]

hmmmmmmmmm.....toy balls..... that might work..just don't over inflate them. *POP* :)

[wetlook]

haha, they POP my client gets freaked out, i run, with the money hanging out of my ass



and i guess i'll do anal, just whoever gets me first pays the most

[wetlook]

wait................this is an auction anyway(fuck)

[triphop_femme]

http://www.loringdesign.com/images/penny-1216x912s.jpg


Anyone bid more than that?

[wetlook]

fuckin a, so far you have the winning bid meg, we'll wait a while longer and see if anybody else will bid, if not, i'm yours for an indefinate amount of time

[kevinb70]

are you male or female?

and in either case... how well can you suck dick?

I bid my $0.02

[*StuNNeR*]

and i guess i'll do anal, just whoever gets me first pays the most
hahaha, i knew it ;) :p

[wetlook]

kevin has .02 cents, who has more, come on, who has more???

[*StuNNeR*]

$0.03

[kevinb70]

upping it to $.25

WANT THAT IN PENNIES OR SILVER COINAGE ONLY?

I'm gonna ride you bitch.. dude.. er whatever... don't worry about being premilitary I WON'T TELL

[Guy]

i'll give you a dime and a dog biscuit, but only after sex, and you have to make breakfast in the morning

fuck that, you probably suck at cooking, so buy me waffle house
i want, 3 eggs over easy, cheese, bacon, grits, and double order, covered, topped, and chunked

i hope your a chick, because i dont do gay, thats not my thing

[*StuNNeR*]

nope, he's a guy

[Guy]

im confused

[*StuNNeR*]

why are you confused? wetlook is the one for auction.
wetlook=david=a boy

[Guy]

its the whole boob job jar thing

[*StuNNeR*]

:)

[triphop_femme]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/AGF/6929.jpg

[Dj SuBzErO24]

how about a 1.00?

[Black Lotus]

wait................this is an auction anyway(fuck)
yeah...goes to the highest bidder eh? I'll give you 3 baby goats and a chicken.

[kevinb70]

can't bid a dollar, the ante is up to a wafflehouse breakfast... what's the retail price of that... 4.99? I'll go 5.69 and ... can he suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?

[Dj SuBzErO24]

$2.00 and sum old records!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[triphop_femme]

Fuck it. A ride and a chance to hang out with Andrew and me. *grinz*

[xxplicitgrooves]

Fuck it. A ride and a chance to hang out with Andrew and me. *grinz*i wanna hang out =(