who is currently going the longest w/o sex?

[OrngePlasticTree]

outta curiosity. i just wanna know if anyone is as starved as i. running 6 months now.

[Jimmy Mac]

Yup im dying over here

[OrngePlasticTree]

thank god im not alone. how long though?

[triphop_femme]

*raiseshand*


But i've other means to make myself content. *winx*

[OrngePlasticTree]

why? when theres ME around

[triphop_femme]

Um...i don't see anyone here buy myself. Sorry kiddo.

[mcevade]

outta curiosity. i just wanna know if anyone is as starved as i. running 6 months now.

im not going to say how long but i got ya beat dog.....we rule

[OrngePlasticTree]

Um...i don't see anyone here buy myself. Sorry kiddo. yeah but if........ ;)
im not going to say how long but i got ya beat dog.....we rule yes.... yes we do.........

[mcevade]

like whoa maaan, and hell, we will live

[Jimmy Mac]

Ya I got you beat by a lot too Cody

[euphoric]

hey, if you can't depend on yourself, who CAN you depend on? ;)

[OrngePlasticTree]

yeah but masturbation is a lonely business. i find myself thinking "jesus christ, why isnt someone doing this for me???"

[XxX Kristy XxX]

hey, if you can't depend on yourself, who CAN you depend on? ;)
lol very true.

ive messed around wif a cpl of grrls within the last year but i actually havent had sex in like a year.
blah!!!!!!!!!!
argh!!!!!!!!!!

[Jimmy Mac]

eww you think of Jesus when you masturbate?

[OrngePlasticTree]

i AM jesus

[LitLaur]

yeah but masturbation is a lonely business. i find myself thinking "jesus christ, why isnt someone doing this for me???"
Very well put. That's why I usually don't masturbate. I like a real penis. And about 1 week. :p

[Guy]

its coming up to a year w/o it, i win! awww, damn.

[Jimmy Mac]

*hangs head in shame* No guy....you dont. actually I think laura does for the shortest but so far....you dont.

[OrngePlasticTree]

Very well put. That's why I usually don't masturbate. I like a real penis. And about 1 week. :p unless you plan on puttin out get the hell outta my thread! ;) :p

[LitLaur]

I put out, just not for everyone. I'm fine right here in your thread *grabs a seat, a magazine, and some white cheddar popcorn*

BTW, if my ex were on PP, he'd have you all beat. He actually admitted that he had sex for the first time after me recently. That would make 2.5 years, at least.

[Jimmy Mac]

*sits down next to LitLaur* How you doin?

[LitLaur]

Just fine. And my boyfriend says hi. :D

But not really. He's not home. Want some popcorn? Or just sex?

[Jimmy Mac]

im a classy guy....dinner first then sex

[OrngePlasticTree]

if by dinner you mean oral... im the same.

[LitLaur]

Yup, dinner is good. By either definition.

[Guy]

*hangs head in shame* No guy....you dont. actually I think laura does for the shortest but so far....you dont.
damn college, damn work, damn the lack of poon

[OrngePlasticTree]

amen brotha

[Jimmy Mac]

Yup, dinner is good. By either definition.
So you and your boyfriend....swingers?

[w34s3L]

Don't know exactly how long, but it must be at least a couple of months...self pleasure is starting to get old again, so yeah...need the real thing again soon.

[Guy]

self pleasuring will never get old!! you take that back!!!

[w34s3L]

OKay okay...it never gets old.
and yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. ;)

[Plurizma]

Well if it makes you guys feel any better, my cats still a virgin.

[Ellen]

a virgin pussy.....those are pretty rare these days. :p

[Plurizma]

lmao!

[OrngePlasticTree]

my dogs a virgin. a virgin bitch is rare too.

[kevinb70]

at least my women-per-year ratio is going down to an almost acceptable level.

[wetlook]

damn, why did you have to start this thread and get me thinkin about how long its been? i'm at like 6 months to, and yes, self-gratification gets old, especially w/o much porn

[BGirl]

Thanks wetlook, my sentiments exactly. I blame this thread for making me even think of my ex again. All pp's fault!!!!!!

[wetlook]

fuckin right

(no pun intended)

[OrngePlasticTree]

Thanks wetlook, my sentiments exactly. I blame this thread for making me even think of my ex again. All pp's fault!!!!!! which is why more gurls should be sleeping w/ me. so they wont think about their ex's

[Jimmy Mac]

And yet people like myself who arent your ex and probably a lot better then your ex are still around with out having had sex in a long time.....YOU CAVED

[BGirl]

Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Ok ok ok ok ok so I caved damnit!







And it was worth every damn hot second of it.

:D

[Jimmy Mac]

hahahahaha second hahahahaha

[LitLaur]

Alright, make that a few hours. :p

[kevinb70]

especially w/o much porn
I'm currently converting VHS porn to DVD, with menus and navigation like skip to "Allison's D.P." Now that's bad. Pathetic, even. I thought about cutting out the pre-movie 1-900 ads, but just couldn't part with all those juicy scenes... but at least you can skip thru them, they're not a mandatory overture. Next to be converted are the 'home movies' on Hi8.... :twitch:

[Katharos]

i got y'all all beat 5 years w/ o dick, or pussy, so hows that for bein lonely. James, come be my cuddle buddy, i'm cold

[*StuNNeR*]

yeah but masturbation is a lonely business. i find myself thinking "jesus christ, why isnt someone doing this for me???"
hahahahaha, my thoughts exactly, but I still do it

[OrngePlasticTree]

so who cares enough to donate

[xxplicitgrooves]

outta curiosity. i just wanna know if anyone is as starved as i. running 6 months now.great thread dude,

im at about 8 months probly more. i turn down alot, im picky. im wanting that special someone. but i feel like givin up on that.


you still havent told me what you look for in a chick, gotta lemmie know so i can put out a apb

[OrngePlasticTree]

man you should know my taste. its pretty simple. if theyre hot, and willing to sleep with me... game.set.match.