pet peeve

[Forrest]

dont you hate it when your taking a poop and your terd plops down in the water getting water on your ass? GRRRRR I HATE THAT!:moon: :twak:

[Section 8]

that's why i just poop my pants.

problem solved.;)

[Plurizma]

i kinda enjoy that fresh feeling, lol.

[saphirefaery]

i think i took a wrong turn somewhere...

------ *runs away-screaming 'God get me outta heeeeeerrreee*

[snipersloth3]

What about those toilets (bedae???) that shoot water up yer ass?
On purpose?
Must be a French thing.
Like bottled water.

[Liquidshadows]

What pisses me off are the toilets with the motion sensor that makes them flush. They always go off too soon and spray your ass.

[snipersloth3]

Yeah, that must be French too...

[triphop_femme]

This thread is funny. But true. i hate it when that happens....but, well, i don't know if this happens with guys, 'cos i'm not too sure if it's possible to pee while sitting. If you have a penis that is. But, it's even worse when you get that little splash and you've already peed in there. AAAHHHHH!!! It's making me squirm thinking about it. i don't like this thread anymore!!! :toilet:

[Mandy]

most guys i know can pee sitting down...it's cute as hell to watch :p

[krystal]

hahahahahahaha I haven't seen that many guys pee sitting down

[triphop_femme]

most guys i know can pee sitting down...it's cute as hell to watch :p
i've never seen it. i mean, the last time i saw a male piss sitting down, it was when i took my nephew, Elliott (5 yrs), to the bathroom at Applebees. i then had to push his little sister out of the "line of fire"..and he pissed all over my leg. The little fuck. :twitch: Not so cute in my eyes. i could change my mind though...maybe.

[krystal]

i've never seen it. i mean, the last time i saw a male piss sitting down, it was when i took my nephew, Elliott (5 yrs), to the bathroom at Applebees. i then had to push his little sister out of the "line of fire"..and he pissed all over my leg. The little fuck. :twitch: Not so cute in my eyes. i could change my mind though...maybe.:hahaha: :hahaha:*meglet getting peed on*

[fuzzydigital]

men only pee sitting down when we are allready sitting for dooki purpose















it sucks worse to jump the gun and break that mf

[Fallosophy]

this is a metaphorical thread about the global situation correct?

[LitLaur]

If you could explain the metaphor, I would be in awe.

[Forrest]

global situation? i was jus takin a poop and decided to make a thread about it.

[triphop_femme]

Ha ha ha ha ha!!! 'Cos shits n' farts are always funny.

[Forrest]

yes. yes dey is.

[Section 8]

this reminds me of that skit from Chapelle Show called The Mad Real World where Charlie Murphy tells that white dude he that's roomates with him that he has to pee sitting down from now on.:D

[Black Lotus]

What about those toilets (bedae???) that shoot water up yer ass?
On purpose?
Must be a French thing.
Like bottled water.

ROFLMAO!!!! bottled water. I haven't laughed like that in a while.

[wetlook]

the water is to cold and deep for me to sit down and pee

*EDIT* Hell, i'm 6'4" and have to use the little boys urinals

[Black Lotus]

Geeeezzzz!!! those are some big fuckin' tits, wetlook! are you sure you still need the boob job jar?

[wetlook]

tryin to get bigger.....goin for guiness

[Black Lotus]

*puts $1 in boob job jar.* :)

[Cinder]

*matches muh babies dollar*

[tiffani2]

this is just too funny..i about fell outta the chair...lol

but it does suck...

[Forrest]

that it does. happened today as a matter of fact. maybe i need to get a different shape toilet bowl?

[tiffani2]

bigger seat...i dunno....less water...i dunno..

[snipersloth3]

ROFLMAO!!!! bottled water. I haven't laughed like that in a while.
It's like the Mexican food menu...

"What's a taco?"
"Tortilla, meat, beans, cheese, lettuce..."
"What's a chalupa?"
"Tortilla, meat, beans, cheese, lettuce..."
Etc, etc.

People pay money for this!
Like that Coke can, possessed by God auction on eBay. :rolleyes:

[Forrest]

WOOHOO! it didnt happen today!:p

[Forrest]

happen to anyone on this day of days? :p

[triphop_femme]

My ass has not been splashed.

[Guy]

kerplunk!

[Forrest]

i was just thinking....what if it happened in a public bathroom....ew.

[triphop_femme]

i was just thinking....what if it happened in a public bathroom....ew.
i REFUSE to take craps in public bathrooms. Dunno why. Just can't do it.

Oh *raises hand*, and it happened to me today..in my own bathroom mind you. And i started laughing 'cos i was like...hmm...i think i'll go post about this on PP. Posting on PP about poo poo. (funny to say that thinking about the thread i'm in)

Ha ha ha ha...*sigh*

[wetlook]

BWAHAHA, posting about poo-poo on PP

[triphop_femme]

i know!!! Wasn't that fun?!?!?!

[wetlook]

yep yep



ps the water is cold.....cold and deep

[triphop_femme]

Umm....i don't...think i know...what to say to that. So, i'll just..make like a banana and...:banana:

[kandy_kid_killa]

To touch on the subject of men peeing while sitting down i know I did for about a week after i got my Prince Albert

[triphop_femme]

Um, pardon me...but we're talking about poo poo in the PP...okay? Geez...ha ha ha ha ha ha..just kidding.

[Forrest]

didnt happen today.. it was smooth sailing for my poop:D

[triphop_femme]

Good. i'm glad to hear.

[cosmobaby1]

I still haven't gotten over the fact that almost EVERY MAN ALIVE shakes his dick off after he's pissed.

Ladies: This is why there are little spots all over the rim when you lift the seat up.

Fellas: This is why women want you to put that seat back DOWN!!! Its not that we "fall in" or anything...WE JUST DON'T WANNA SIT ON YOUR NASTY, CRUSTY PISS SPOTS!

I would get into the "tracks" that some girls leave on the seat, while they're on their period, but that would take a while, and Bathroom Etiquette is just a WHOLE different thread.

[triphop_femme]

i'm so glad that my whole family is mostly women...who don't have penises to shake...and they're polite and smart enough not to leave..blgh.."tracks". :twitch:

[OriginalSin]

you are so charming, baby

[triphop_femme]

you are so charming, baby
Ha ha ha...isn't he though? ;) Just kidding.

[Forrest]

kim your fucking crazy. get this.

if we didnt shake our dicks, then piss would still be in our dick, and it would get on our boxers and itd be something else for women to bitch about. it could also lead to infection if you dont get all the piss out of your dick, that would just be like me saying eww you wipe your pussy off? wtf? i dont drip on the toilet seat. ITS NOT LIKE WE MEAN TO!


and this is a poop thread.....not a peepee thread...

and your right, i could go on and on about how girls are nastier than guys, honesty......no really, HONESTLY. :)

[triphop_femme]

Please don't. i was perfectly content with talking about...poop. :twitch:

[Forrest]

hey im hella charming..ask rena.:)

im even charming about my poop.