Guys has your girlfriend ever ........

[krystal]

I know this might sound nassey but.......ok lets just say you and your girl are laying in bed......you fart and you both laugh and then cover your nose but then your girlfriend farts and it smells way worse than yours.....what do you do.....
A. run out of the room
B. give her props cause she topped your ass
C. other (explain)
I'm only asking cause I got in a discussion about this earlier
BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA:moon:

[Kujo]

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[LitLaur]

It's weird how couples get about farting after a while. Or maybe that's just me and guys I've dated.

:twitch:

[xChrisx]

no my farts over power ANY fart.

[krystal]

no my farts over power ANY fart.hahaha

[Jesse James]

What are you talking about? Girls don't fart! ;)

[xxplicitgrooves]

id put her ass out the bed

[OrngePlasticTree]

give he props. then leave the room and tell her she has a stinky ass

[krystal]

bawhahahaahhaahhahahahahhahaaha

[Forrest]

B. but most of the time i dont even care. she;ll laugh and ill just try to go to sleep. but if she farts underneath the covers. then ill kill her.

[CrazzyAngel]

LOL...oh this is great....MWUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[krystal]

What are you talking about? Girls don't fart! ;)but we don't I mean if we do and they are in front of people then we have to make them good hence the question that started this thread bawhahahaha but no girls dont fart they poot or fluff ! That is what my mom always told me:twitch:

[wetlook]

i would gag

[djsroommate]

Id prolly punch her

[Forrest]

if she farts on you. fart like ON her thigh. itll piss em off every time.

[djsroommate]

actually...id prolly punch her...then tell her "bitch..just for that...go make me a sammich AND get me a beer!"

[krystal]

greg why would you punch her..........jsut hold her down sit really close to her face and then fart or wait till she's asleep!!! Now that really pisses girls off bawhahaha

[djsroommate]

i wouldnt punch her...im too nice....its a curse i tell ya.

[OrngePlasticTree]

greg why would you punch her..........jsut hold her down sit really close to her face and then fart or wait till she's asleep!!! Now that really pisses girls off bawhahaha or cut one loose while shes going down on you.my ex farted on my stomach one time. it was... different. we laughed about it though. it wouldnt have been as funny if it was rotten. its really funny when you let one go under the covers. one of those warm ones... let it marinate for a minute... then trap her underneath.

[ATTICUS]

id wait till she passed out and fart on her head

[The Messiah]

This is a horrible thread. Seriously, Im like the japanese and honor suicide when it comes to women farting. Squeeze your ass cheeks together bitch, or this train is DERAILING.

[BGirl]

OMG....I have NEVER EVER EVER farted in front of my boyfriends...that is SOOOOO nasty!!!! I lived with 2 exes and neither of them even knew when I went to the bathroom...
*feeling like an old fashioned idiot, leaving thread*

[OrngePlasticTree]

i think its kool when a chick can fart in front of you. its a comfort thing.

[Forrest]

see people who cant stand to hear a girl fart, are way too uptight. for real. i have friends that are hot girls and they openly fart and laugh about it, because they are that comfortable in front of there friends. and if you can fart in/on your bf/gf then you know you are comfortable together. hell i can shit in front of rena and vise versa. people need to lighten up. for real.

[Mandy]

^agreed
it has alot to do with being comfortable with a person
after awhile (unless you have insecurities) youll do anything in front of your significant other and not think twice.
OH NO MY BOYFRIEND HEARD ME FART OMGOMGOMGOMG

[Forrest]

insecurities suck. people need to get over them.

[weeniepunk420]

yeah i think i would be shocked to actually have that happened to me

[BGirl]

*has fart insecurities, refusing counseling*

[The Messiah]

Farting is usually an image thing. Most people who are the most physically attractive to a wide group of people (not just their significant other) find farting in public demonizing. As I would have to agree. I would much rather approach someone who has the politeness to excuse themselves than some tramp breaking wind as she walks.

[OrngePlasticTree]

youre having a bad day arent you?

[krystal]

well I still love this thread who cares if it is a bad thread it is most def not PP worst thread so for all you who don't like it oh well you guys need to not be so up tight....I mean you'd be surprised how much better you'd feel if you just farted in front of someone you loved at least once bawhahahahahahahahaahhahahaha

[Kujo]

or 9 or 10 times a day for that matter... http://www.404audio.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[krystal]

hey don't be mad cause they are better than yours bawhahahahahahaha

[Kujo]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative4.jpg

[krystal]

bawhahahaha keep telling yourself that..........don't hate cause mine are better....oh wait why am I proud of this *runs out of her thread*

[AB3]

if you want to improve the retchidness, eat foods high in sulfur such as eggs. don't be fooled by beans. you're going for quality not quantity.

[krystal]

no way broccoli makes you fart really bad

[AB3]

no way broccoli makes you fart really bad
b/c they too are high in sulfur... ;)

[euphoric]

...when me and my sisters were little, my dad would fart in our faces when we were sitting on the couch. it was random, too.

[krystal]

haha yeah I got that kind of stuff growing up .......I hated growing up around boys all the time *sad face*

[AB3]

:hahaha:
...when me and my sisters were little, my dad would fart in our faces when we were sitting on the couch. it was random, too.
fart sniffer!!!

[JesterC420]

B. give her props cause she topped your ass:banana::vroom:
Yeah, def give her props, sick as it may be!!!!!

[djsroommate]

one of my uncles used to have a bad habit of farting in public....the nasty, smelly kind. my dad(his brother) and his other two brothers decided to fix that. they slipped some of the chocolate like exlax things in his food.....and when i say some...i mean like 5 times the recomended amount....long story short...he did it in public...shat himself...and almost had to go to the hospital. my dad rules!!! to hear him tell it, i always end up in tears. heh.

[krystal]

bawhahahahahhaha this girl I knew back in school did that to her boyfriend .......she came home from school (also she was preg with his baby) and she found him and another girl so she made him brownies and put the whole box of chocolate exlax in there, she just told him they were chunky chocolate brownies and then left for school the next day.....bawhahahahaha half way through class she got a page from him with 187 bawhahahahha damn it must have sucked to be him