Shakira

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[sunnie]

i doubt thats really her body....you can tell that its computer generated

[genius@large]

that is some whack photoshop... they needed to use the burn tool to match the body up better, feather the selection... adjust the lighting... but yeah - a lil disturbing.

[Plurizma]

not interested in fake boobs!!!!!and whats up with the fur biscuit? jesus christ shave!

[earthangel]

shave that muff!!! :p

[Forrest]

no shit is that supposed to be cool? lol cuz its not.

[triphop_femme]

i was all excited!!! Then i got let down. Thanks a lot. *hmph*

[krystal]

that's ugly and she needs to shave

[triphop_femme]

Well, whatever's goin on, it's making that poor cat's eye twitch. Someone...either put out the fire or clean the pussy!!

[krystal]

bawhahahahaha if I was that furry i wouldn't get that close to fire

[triphop_femme]

No ma'am. That shit would STANK. Blgh.

[krystal]

hey well it would be funny to get a pic of it cause to be that furry is just wrong and she deserves to get burned

[triphop_femme]

That would be wrong. i'd hold the camera.

[krystal]

I'd start the fire for her bawhahahahaha

[triphop_femme]

That's cool. Cameras usually have zoom...so...i'll be 100 feet back...you can attempt to approach the amazon.

[krystal]

DEAL then *shakes meg's hand*

[triphop_femme]

Great. Now...we just have to find whoever lent their body for the making of that picture. Nope. Won't be hard at all. We just have to go around with this picture, asking every nice figured woman if they wouldn't mind undressing for us.

[krystal]

lol we have to make them sign a disclaimer first

[triphop_femme]

That's fine. i'll go type one up right now. It'll look something like this:


i can't think of anything. We'll just place a picture of a bunny there and that'll distract them long enough for us to do everything.

[Guy]

i love how she is crucified too, hmmm, sexy......

[triphop_femme]

Heh heh heh...hmm...yeah, why is that?

[Guy]

i guess its softporn directed to devote christains or something

[TwAkRoX]

this is the most disappointing post ever....ima find n bump the jamie priestley one...

[triphop_femme]

i guess its softporn directed to devote christains or something
Heeheeheeheehee!! Soft porn doesn't show anything but tits, though, no?

[TwAkRoX]

meg said tits

[triphop_femme]

Huh huh...Urn said, "Meg said tits,".

[TwAkRoX]

haha!!!!!!! meg said urn said meg said tits

[TwAkRoX]

Huh huh...Urn said, "Meg said tits,".
and another thing...i didnt laugh ms. thang...i just stated it...booyalogna

[triphop_femme]

...booyalogna
Need i say more?

[triphop_femme]

My booyalogna has a first name. It A-a-r-o-n. My booyalogna has a second name is l-i-l-d-o-t...

[_scott_]

Did no one else notice the armpit hair?

[triphop_femme]

Did no one else notice the armpit hair?
Ha ha ha...uhmuhgaw! i guess we were all mezmorized by her stunning beauty...and fluffy muff...blgh. Now i'm scared to look about her hips!

[krystal]

Ha ha ha...uhmuhgaw! i guess we were all mezmorized by her stunning beauty...and fluffy muff...blgh. Now i'm scared to look about her hips!haha I didn't notice either ..don't feel bad:twitch: :twitch: :twitch: :twitch:

[LitLaur]

Everyone should stop posting in this thread so it will go away. I know I'm not helping, but dammit...

[krystal]

Everyone should stop posting in this thread so it will go away. I know I'm not helping, but dammit...bawhahahahaha BUMP just for you bawhahahahahahaha

[saphirefaery]

:(

[SXAngelXS]

i think she has a great body..... but i dont think that is her body. but who knows

[TwAkRoX]

*bumps the jaime pressly thread again*

[CrazzyAngel]

wrong thread Aaron!!!....Digusting....

*walks away*

[krystal]

bawhahahahaha

[Black Lotus]

I hope to hell that is not her. Cuz I think she is way hot. But that muff has got to go. ewwww.....blah.

[Guy]

Heeheeheeheehee!! Soft porn doesn't show anything but tits, though, no?
softporn shows bush not lip

[triphop_femme]

Yeah? i guess i haven't seen any soft porn lately then. 'Cos i'm used to seeing everything.

[Guy]

i couldnt believe i could acctually define softporn im so dissensitized

[triphop_femme]

It'll be okay. you just go out and get you a really raunchy porn and you'll be fine.

[Guy]

It'll be okay. you just go out and get you a really raunchy porn and you'll be fine.
well i meant i have seen way too many pornos, but maybe you have some recommendations anyways..

[triphop_femme]

If i could remember the names...or even who was in it, i'd tell you. Basically all girl on girl. My favourite one was kinda like the story of "O". 'Cept it was a girl who coulnd't help but love this other girl, and she'd do anything to keep her attention, even if it meant making love to someone else...wierd.

[krystal]

*keeps mouth shut on the girl/girl subject and walks promtly out of thread*