burning urination

[AB3]

is this a normal feeling?

[SK3000]

It happens when u shower and u have soap up in there, but i don't know otherwise.

[krystal]

I have a hammer you can borrow to fix that problem if you want

[Section 8]

http://www.404audio.com/forum/images/smiles/applause.gif

[AB3]

ouch

[krystal]

well that is what I was always told while I was growing up........if it burns when you pee, you got VD.......and you have two choices (if you have a peen) a rubber mallet or this wire bursh thing that looks like something you used to clean out your coffee maker and tea erns if you work in a restruant!

[Section 8]

Matt's got the http://www.404audio.com/forum/images/smiles/applause.gif

[AB3]

Matt's got the http://www.404audio.com/forum/images/smiles/applause.gifi knew i shouldn't have taken your fucking mother out for valentines day dammit!

me>>:twak: <<me

:mad:

[krystal]

nah it's cause mike forgot her flowers at mine and derek's house...........

[Section 8]

HAHA

[AB3]

nah it's cause mike forgot her flowers at mine and derek's house...........
how does that relate to mike's whore of a mother giving me VD?

[krystal]

oh mike didn't tell you how crazy she was and not to piss her off................I guess you'll know next time

[sunnie]

okay itsmore then likely a bladder infection....i susgest you go to the doctors

[Liquidshadows]

lmao

[AB3]

okay itsmore then likely a bladder infection....i susgest you go to the doctors
i hope it's not a slorch infection...

[sunnie]

well if it is whos fault is that really??

[AB3]

well if it is whos fault is that really??
section8's mother... :rolleyes:

[krystal]

how come you didn't wrap it up then?

[sunnie]

right dont you know the moto no glove no love jeez!!!!!

[krystal]

forlz......where was your jimmy hat yo?

[AB3]

how come you didn't wrap it up then?
she told me she was a virgin.

[krystal]

...........*ahem* You believe everything you are told.......You should have been able to tell she'd been broken in a while when you all up init!

[Section 8]

she told me she was a virgin.
uhhhhhhhh

[AB3]

uhhhhhhhh
what are you so shocked about? haven't you ever read the bible?

[Liquidshadows]

All that "begatting" can get you in trouble...

[Section 8]

what are you so shocked about? haven't you ever read the bible?
are you saying i am Jesus?:eek:

[krystal]

matt just face it......she loved you so much she wanted to give you the gift that keeps on giving......next time you'll know not to forget your wrapping!

[AB3]

are you saying i am Jesus?:eek:
nope. i'm saying your mother has infected me with VD.

[Section 8]

nope. i'm saying your mother has infected me with VD.
so if you knew she was my mom, why'd you think she was a virgin?:twitch:

[krystal]

so what are you going to choose........Rubber mallet or the pipe cleaner with wire bristles

[AB3]

so if you knew she was my mom, why'd you think she was a virgin?:twitch:
i was drunk.

[Section 8]

http://www.brokentoys.org/whoa.jpg

[AB3]

lol

[Plurizma]

stop masturbating! for a while

[AB3]

stop masturbating! for a while
that's some bullshit. i'll stick with burning.

[Plurizma]

i had a baldder infection last december. I thought I was going to die. Must have been the liqour after a couple of weeks and pain and aggravation, it went away.

[AB3]

thank god!

[liquidtree]

I have a hammer you can borrow to fix that problem if you want
i really like this reply

[Plurizma]

drinks lots of water and cranberry juice, that helps.

[AB3]

i drink lots of water as it is. i'm on the road to clap recovery! 1 slow step at a time.

[Plurizma]

well good luck!

[AB3]

i'm thinking mallet

[Plurizma]

ouch!

[FrootLoop]

i had a baldder infection last december. I thought I was going to die. Must have been the liqour after a couple of weeks and pain and aggravation, it went away.
it's nice that you just shared that with the world...

[AB3]

ouch...

[kira]

it is probably just a bladder infection, and they are not VDs =p

just drink more water and cranberry juice like they said.

[Section 8]

i don't think bladder infections cause open sores around someone's mouth though....

Matt = VD central

[krystal]

matt if you need my problem solvers I told you, you can borrow them.......but why haven't you gone to the doctor

[Guy]

you could have kidney problems

[AB3]

is this going to scare women away?