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kevinb70
12-23-2003, 02:28 AM
http://www.4avlimil.com/

http://www.4avlimil.com/images/order_glory.gif

If your sex life isn’t always all you had hoped it would be, you aren’t alone.
(because your husband thinks the same thing!)

Even if you are in a loving, stable relationship, it’s possible you may be missing out on the enjoyment and fulfillment of a full female sexual response.
(you're probably bored of the same old 5 minute / 6 inch penis and want to feel like a dog in heat again...)

"Avlimil... she'll be grinding her ass on your crotch in no time... inconspicuous and undetectable to the taste...."

"Honey, I think you may need Avlimil"
*slap*

Q: What’s in Avlimil?
A: Avlimil is a 756 milligram tablet consisting of Salvia officinalis (Sage leaf)... :eek: :D

Q: What will Avlimil do for me?
A: A program with Avlimil has been shown to increase desire, enhance the sexual processes that promote lubrication....
*slips on the floor*

triphop_femme
12-23-2003, 02:32 AM
Q: What will Avlimil do for me?
A: A program with Avlimil has been shown to increase desire, enhance the sexual processes that promote lubrication....
*slips on the floor*

Pwah hah hah hah hah!!

genius@large
12-24-2003, 06:39 PM
damn, imagine nursing homes.... avlimil and viagra....


bust out the video camera, welcome to the swingers retirement commune.

triphop_femme
12-24-2003, 06:45 PM
Ummm.... :barf:

xxplicitgrooves
12-25-2003, 09:19 PM
haha

Kel
03-06-2004, 10:18 PM
that be sick if u went to visit ur grand parents and is liek wTF

kira
03-07-2004, 01:02 PM
old people should have lots of sex!

cuz i would hope to when i get old 2.

Plurizma
03-07-2004, 02:48 PM
i still want to borrow some viagra from my dad to see how long i can actually last!