I'm SO going to hell for this..

[empress]

http://www.divine-interventions.com/

[Silentbob]

"good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere"

[triphop_femme]

i'm totally getting one of those. i mean, i've already heard it's a sin to masturbate...why not go down with God?

[nesquik]

im not religious or anything, but id be too scared to put that in my kitty

[XxX Kristy XxX]

holy shit. hahahahahaha. hell yah

[krystal]

:eek: oh my goodness.................*pisst..can I have one of each*;) :headbang: :headbang:

[Kujo]

Puts a whole new meaning to the phrase "I have jesus inside me"

[Ellen]

Puts a whole new meaning to the phrase "I have jesus inside me"


lol

[Jimmy Mac]

im not religious or anything, but id be too scared to put that in my kitty

ewwww pervert you pleasure your cat?!?!

[OrngePlasticTree]

http://mirror.surprise.com/images/ideas/4967-01.jpg
LET JESUS FUCK YOU!!!

[Karma]

Help Moses part the Pink Sea!

[StarDust420]

rofl.... I could never do anything with those....

[TwAkRoX]

OMFG!!!!!!!
meg said "why not go down with god?"

omgomgomgomgomg


ginneh, yeah, you are goin to hell...

[xxplicitgrooves]

a new meaning to the term hallalujah..

* jumps up and starts dancin and runnin*

[Bufferkiller]

ROFLMMFAOH!!!!

[krystal]

a new meaning to the term hallalujah..

* jumps up and starts dancin and runnin*bawhahahahhahaahhaahahahaha..............I can actually see you doing this

[xxplicitgrooves]

pentecostal baby.............

[aramis_15]

I think I'm going to hell just for looking at that

[xxplicitgrooves]

i cant stop lol at that shit

[Plurizma]

lol, I love it!

[xxplicitgrooves]

they demonic, but i aint mad

[kelpel]

Oh gawd, I've seen that site before... yikes!

OMG, there's a baby jesus butt plug!!

You can stuff any stocking with that!!

[kelpel]

*shakes head @ self*

[TwAkRoX]

you said stuff any stocking....

[triphop_femme]

i'm totally getting my gifts from that site from now on.

[heyraver]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/think-of-the-kittens.jpeg

[triphop_femme]

YES!!! My friend has a shirt with that on it. i love it!!

[aramis_15]

Great now I'm in hell for looking at that I hope you are happy

[triphop_femme]

i'm happy. *grinz*

[Guy]

http://mirror.surprise.com/images/ideas/4967-01.jpg
LET JESUS FUCK YOU!!!
now girls can faithfully reenact that wonderful scene from the exorcist, without the pain

[Gargoylee]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/think-of-the-kittens.jpeg
Random Story:

I used to live in a duplex with my two dogs and a roommate. My big dog (who has since been put to sleep) weighed 130 lbs. and loved cats. He thought they were the best squeeky toys ever invented. One day my roommate was letting the dogs in from the back yard and started screaming at the big dog (Samson)... I glanced down and thought he had found some trash in the back yard that was hanging out of his mouth. Well, as I looked closer, the trash turned out to be a limp <b>baby kitten</b>. I immediatly went hysterical pacing back and forth in the kitchen while my roommate tried to pry this poor, lifeless baby kitten out of my huge dog's jaws. Finally, with my help we did... And I ran to the bathroom to wash my hands as I cried hysterically. Then ran into my room. My twisted roommate put the dead kitten in a beer case box and took him out to the trash, meowing and shaking the box as he walked out.... Which made me cry more. Finally, he took pity on my emotional state and said:

roommate: "Look, don't blame your dog, he's a dog - it's what he does...."

me: *still crying*

roommate: "Anyways, it's my fault. I masterbated this morning."

me: *sinks in and I start giggling*

roommate: "I just wonder when the other two dead kittens are going to show up"

me: *hysterical laughter*




I love that story. Just thought I'd share. Back to the regular scheduled Baby Jesus Butt Plugs and Fill your life with Buddah dildos.

[triphop_femme]

That story was funny as hell. i'm still laughing. i mean, i'm sorry for little kitty's loss...or...lack of little kitty's being able to lose...but it was a GREAT story.

[Froboy]

dammit ginny why...and how may i ask did you come across that?

[xxplicitgrooves]

glenn, who knows what she been doin when no ones watchin........


*covers that thingie in the corner with a blanket*

[OrngePlasticTree]

ginny's a freeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaak

[xxplicitgrooves]

i know this by that pic with the banana

:banana: