embarrasing moments while having sex!

[xxplicitgrooves]

anyone have any moments???????????

[Kibler]

well, i lost my virginity to a girl who was also a virgin, and as one might imagine I didn't have much in the way of...control at that point...

hell, her statement pretty much stands by itself as embarassing without any explanation...

"was that it?"

[Ryan The Robot]

*QUEEEEEF*

[xxplicitgrooves]

haha, he said

*QUEEEEEF*

[OrngePlasticTree]

nah i was... inebriated... and she made this noise... sort of a grunt/groan/moan... iono... i started lauging just as it was gettin good.... in the middle of moans of passion she tried to tell me to stop... but... i... couldnt...
and then theres the infamous red-wings.

[LitLaur]

his dad came home...enough said

[Liquidshadows]

lol. There was a girl that I'd been flirting with for about a year. She finally got rid of the idiot she was seeing and after a while she said she'd let me take her out. Everything went great. On our third date I took her out to a nice restaurant. We went back to my apt. and... score! She asked me could she spend the night and would I cuddle with her. About two minutes later I got hideously sick. I mean my stomach just revolted on me. I spent the next 10 hours of my life in the bathroom wishing I could keep down a glass of water. That was the end of that relationship.

[xxplicitgrooves]

his dad came home...enough said
awwww dayum:confused:

[xxplicitgrooves]

lol. There was a girl that I'd been flirting with for about a year. She finally got rid of the idiot she was seeing and after a while she said she'd let me take her out. Everything went great. On our third date I took her out to a nice restaurant. We went back to my apt. and... score! She asked me could she spend the night and would I cuddle with her. About two minutes later I got hideously sick. I mean my stomach just revolted on me. I spent the next 10 hours of my life in the bathroom wishing I could keep down a glass of water. That was the end of that relationship.
aww, im sorry:(

[Bufferkiller]

ok the girl I was dating and myself were stripping down and getting all up on each other and while we were going to the bed she lay down first and was pulling me up towards her and her leg was under my arm and she pulled me up with her leg and it made that fart noise you can make with your hand under your arm. I started laughing and she got this horrified look on her face and asked if just farted. I also got caught singing to the songs on the radio a few times and watching tv.

[triphop_femme]

i almost fell asleep...well, i guess i kinda did.

[*StuNNeR*]

with my ex, his parents walked in and caught him going down on me. luckily they just walked out... so I thought we were off the hook. but when we walked out of the room, his dad looked at me and said, "I was going to ask you guys if you wanted to go out to eat. But it looks like he's already eaten." i don't think i've ever blushed that much in my life.

[Ryan The Robot]

OMG!

[triphop_femme]

That's pretty fuckin' bad.

[SK3000]

LOL! Classic...

[xxplicitgrooves]

I also got caught singing to the songs on the radio a few times and watching tv.

i hope she slapped the fuck outcha:p

cause that was kinda jive

[*StuNNeR*]

lol... yeah, it sucked really bad at the time. i didn't think i'd ever be able to laugh about it. but fuck it... it could've been worse i'm sure :p

[aramis_15]

Wow I have a few.. There is the it me and this girl were going at it hard and fast...apperently I pulled out to far and went to ram it home and crunch......it folded in 3 places and I could get even a chubby for a few weeks and then the was another time when I was fucking this girl in her house and her brother walks in and starts a conversation wih me....eww.....and I think the worst one is me and this girl are going at it and my friend walks in and he tries to join in. He fucked up and he grabbed the twins......now that was a show stopper

[Bufferkiller]

I didn't know I was singing! We laughed about it. I fell asleep too, but she didn't notice, b/c when I came back(to the place she lived)to visit my friends she had apparently been bragging about my stamina! It was fucking hilarious.

[confuzed]

me and my ex were in her car...at a public park...after it had closed...nuff said

[xxplicitgrooves]

listening to these, i dont think i really have any, well there was this 1 , i was with this 1 guy, we were at his sisters, and his brother inlaw came home, we were in the den, and he was in the kitchen, we were non stop, til i heard some one walkin up to the door. i crawled over, and tried to acted like i was sleep, he was tryin to do the same, but we was laughin to hard. we were holing it in, i heard dude walk away, but my b/f made some kind of noise. i heard the guy stop, as if he was goina to come in the room.

about then they had some damn lil ass bird that talked a cockato, or what ever, and it said the mans name once, and it started to say it again. i gave that bird a look.


I WAS so glad that man didnt come in the room. it was more funny than embarrasing. i would have died, either by him shooting me, or dying of laughter

[ApAwKg13]

My ex-gurl caught me fucking her mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ellen]

:eek:

[Remus83]

thats bad

[OrngePlasticTree]

ive been caught twice. she shouldnt have been so loud. her mom came up stairs "BAM BAM BAM!! CODY HAS TO LEAVE NOW"

[xxplicitgrooves]

damn kid you was puttin it on her huh..


well, im glad aint none of that shit had happened to me. well there was 1 time....

[xxplicitgrooves]

my ex roommate was home, he knew he should have left, but he wanted to be an ass, and stay in the other room, and sleep in my bed, ok, so i let him have the room. we in the living room......

he tryin to be nosie, goina peep around the damn corner. and sall me survin it up. i wasnt embarressed. but he got his eye full.............

and goina come around later and make comments about what he saw. it was funny to us though. he knew he got off on it, he wont say though. oh and he suppose to be str8, but he wasnt foolin anybody.


i could tell what was up.

[empress]

got caught by a cop. in new jersey. i've never gotten dressed that fucking fast in my LIFE. *LOL*

[Bufferkiller]

got caught by a cop. in new jersey. i've never gotten dressed that fucking fast in my LIFE. *LOL*
lol been there too...

[xxplicitgrooves]

dayum, yall peeps got it bad

[empress]

it wasnt THAT bad.. it was funny as shit afterwards.. we didnt get in any trouble. *lol* this was just a couple months ago & I'm pretty sure he let us off because he saw me naked first.. *haha* Woops. And afterwards, when the cop left, all I could do is look at ________ (the guy I was with) and say "Oh my God.. I feel 16 again!"

*hahaha*

I got caught by my boyfriends mom years ago though. That was probably the most mortifying moment.

[nesquik]

my boyfriend at the time had action figures ALL OVER his room..when i say all over, i mean every flat surface in there had ninja turtles and star wars guys on it. so yea one day, it had been a while and a couple minutes into it all his toys start falling over...it was like a domino effect. so i start laughing and he got really mad...oops :)

[DjStephenDaniel]

My ex-gurl caught me fucking her mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
holy mother of god thats bad...

i have one...but I wasnt the one embarassed...i was about to have sex with this girl i had been seeing, and i was about to put it in, and we were doing doggy style..and JUST before i put it in....she QUEEFED SOOOOOO LOUD, and it was like juicy..lol sorry...but i BUSTED out laughing, i couldnt help it, omg it was just the moment, and the least expected thing...lolb

[xxplicitgrooves]

hahaha

[Plurizma]

ok we just got done doing anal, and she gets up and starts farting! Needless to say I got limp very quick and had to leave the room.

[*StuNNeR*]

Wow I have a few.. There is the it me and this girl were going at it hard and fast...apperently I pulled out to far and went to ram it home and crunch......it folded in 3 places and I could get even a chubby for a few weeks
OUCH! :(

got caught by a cop. in new jersey. i've never gotten dressed that fucking fast in my LIFE. *LOL*
yikes

holy mother of god thats bad...

i have one...but I wasnt the one embarassed...i was about to have sex with this girl i had been seeing, and i was about to put it in, and we were doing doggy style..and JUST before i put it in....she QUEEFED SOOOOOO LOUD, and it was like juicy..lol sorry...but i BUSTED out laughing, i couldnt help it, omg it was just the moment, and the least expected thing...lolb
my boyfriend can fart on command and has the tendancy to let out REALLY nasty smelling and juicy sounding farts when we're having sex. it's sooooo nasty. :twitch:

[TwAkRoX]

damn...

one time, my dad walked in while i was having sex and turned on the air conditioner and the stereo....thanks dad:D

[xxplicitgrooves]

i think youre lyin



http://plurplanet.com/forum/images/smilies/twak.gif

[Ryan The Robot]

having sex on a bed once, her on top


*HUMP*
*HUMP*
*HUMP*
*THUMP!*
"OUCH MY BACK!*

we fell off like a couple of handicaps

[kevinb70]

my boyfriend can fart on command and has the tendancy to let out REALLY nasty smelling and juicy sounding farts when we're having sex. it's sooooo nasty. :twitch:
http://www.thecheapshot.com/icon/anim/bj.gifhttp://www.thecheapshot.com/icon/anim/fart.gif
ewwwwww....

oh oh i got it... back in 92 i went up to CT & RI to see my dad's side of the family. A distant cousin (old folks) hosted an exchange student, a japanese girl about 17 yo. My grandma and I wound up spending the night over there while visiting in Cape Cod. The japanese girl and I had been giving each other the eye all day, and at night she came to me while I was sleeping... and... you know... http://www.thecheapshot.com/icon/anim/bananasex.gif

anyway, I found out later she got sent home for being a bit "wild" ... I would be honored to think I made her that way, but I dunno.

[xxplicitgrooves]

having sex on a bed once, her on top


*HUMP*
*HUMP*
*HUMP*
*THUMP!*
"OUCH MY BACK!*

we fell off like a couple of handicaps
damn, yall need to tighten up. stuff like that aint suppose to happen

[xxplicitgrooves]

http://www.thecheapshot.com/icon/anim/bj.gifhttp://www.thecheapshot.com/icon/anim/fart.gif
ewwwwww....

oh oh i got it... back in 92 i went up to CT & RI to see my dad's side of the family. A distant cousin (old folks) hosted an exchange student, a japanese girl about 17 yo. My grandma and I wound up spending the night over there while visiting in Cape Cod. The japanese girl and I had been giving each other the eye all day, and at night she came to me while I was sleeping... and... you know... http://www.thecheapshot.com/icon/anim/bananasex.gif

anyway, I found out later she got sent home for being a bit "wild" ... I would be honored to think I made her that way, but I dunno.
thats not embarrasing, u just wanted us to know you got some thats all

[kevinb70]

thats not embarrasing, u just wanted us to know you got some thats all
oh duh i left the part out that my grandma knew what we did, she found out but didn't confront me directly. Having your grandma know that you tagged our cousins exchange student while visiting the relatives is kind of embarrassing.... especially because it was all in one day/night.

[Black Lotus]

Not so embarrasing for me, maybe, but I dunno. I hate fucking gagging on some uncut, unshaven, pubic hairs. I threw up on a dick before because of that shit, which was embarrasing for me but even more embarrasing for him because he got cussed the fuck out about it.

Being walked in on by anyone is embarrasing, and tends to happen alot. *damn door locks*

[xxplicitgrooves]

Not so embarrasing for me, maybe, but I dunno. I hate fucking gagging on some uncut, unshaven, pubic hairs. I threw up on a dick before because of that shit, which was embarrasing for me but even more embarrasing for him because he got cussed the fuck out about it.

Being walked in on by anyone is embarrasing, and tends to happen alot. *damn door locks*
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


thats embarrasing

[aramis_15]

that's nasty........I can't say I'd know how ot react...but I never have to worry about it cause I have no pubes

[xxplicitgrooves]

are yopu still around?