kevinb70
11-09-2003, 09:28 PM
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into
everything I do. I do not get weekends and public holidays off. I work
in a damp environment. I work in dark places that has poor
ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to
contagious diseases.
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Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work
periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured
and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace
rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe
necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective
clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to
work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area
before you have completed the assigned task. And if that were not all,
you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace
carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely, Management
I say quit complaining, at least the prick is employed :(
I'm self-employed, so to speak.... :jerkit:
-kev
reasons:
I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into
everything I do. I do not get weekends and public holidays off. I work
in a damp environment. I work in dark places that has poor
ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to
contagious diseases.
************************************************
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work
periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured
and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace
rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe
necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective
clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to
work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area
before you have completed the assigned task. And if that were not all,
you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace
carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely, Management
I say quit complaining, at least the prick is employed :(
I'm self-employed, so to speak.... :jerkit:
-kev