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Karma
11-05-2003, 08:45 PM
So whats the funniest porno names y'all have heard of?

i kinda like:

9021ho's
edward penishands
Loli
11-05-2003, 08:55 PM
I thought that the names from the movie orgazmo were pretty funny...Joe Hung, Orgazmo, Neutered Man, etc
SXAngelXS
11-05-2003, 10:31 PM
i have to agree about the movie orgazmo...... they had some of the funniest names for there "pornstars" ever!!
*Jungle~Bunny*
11-06-2003, 12:32 AM
(Junkie Bunny Sluts) is a good porno name. *grinz* :D
poppin pixe
11-06-2003, 12:36 AM
(Junkie Bunny Sluts) is a good porno name. *grinz* :D
Yeah, now you're getting it! You finally know your name! Great job, except it's Junkie Bugly Slut aka Michelle :D
DjStephenDaniel
11-17-2003, 02:41 AM
i actually have heard of how you find YOUR PERSONAL porno name back in high school, how they do it, i heard, is that...you take your middle name.....and your name of your street you grew up on..my porno name is Stephen Furlong...hehe
turbo
11-17-2003, 02:51 AM
mine would be stupid.
david kingshill.
snipersloth3
11-17-2003, 03:17 PM
I thought that was the stripper name formula.
The real way to get a porn name is your first pet's name and your mother's maiden name. ;)

In this case, my girlie Niki would be Nicole' Indiana for the stripper name.:headbang:
snipersloth3
11-17-2003, 03:17 PM
mine would be stupid.
david kingshill.
Such prestige! Is that what you're going for? LOL!
earthangel
11-17-2003, 04:22 PM
I've heard of Tawny Peaks, Pat McCrotch...
hehe.. mine would be Elizabeth Timberlane!! .. not funny, but catchy!
snipersloth3
11-17-2003, 04:23 PM
Cute! Yeah! Catchy!
Booyah(tm) :headbang:
saphirefaery
11-17-2003, 05:29 PM
my girlie Niki :(
earthangel
11-17-2003, 05:38 PM
hunter- is that your g/f?
triphop_femme
11-17-2003, 07:30 PM
Stripper: Laura Long way
Porn : Dinky Dyer


Hmmm...i kinda like my new names...*grinz*
SDawg
11-17-2003, 07:50 PM
stripper: laurel pinehaven
porn: bubba raulerson
lol i really like that porn one. i think i'll just stick w/ the stripper name.
triphop_femme
11-17-2003, 07:57 PM
Stripper: Laura Long way
Porn : Dinky Dyer


Hmmm...i kinda like my new names...*grinz*
i'm sorry...but you just gotta say it out loud...ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

Dinky Dyer!!!
PWAH AH AH AH AH AH AH !!!
Jimmy Mac
11-17-2003, 08:11 PM
Theres a Cindy Crawford that does porn really hot blonde
Gex
11-18-2003, 10:10 PM
Pornstar: Anita Likya
Guy
11-18-2003, 10:45 PM
heywood jablome
Remus83
11-19-2003, 11:08 PM
id be DOUG MIDLAND
snipersloth3
11-20-2003, 06:45 PM
hunter- is that your g/f?
Niki was my g/f, but she went off to Germany for active duty. Saphirefaery is my ex, but we still talk all the time and hang out. I love her...
saphirefaery
11-20-2003, 07:38 PM
Niki was my g/f, but she went off to Germany for active duty. Saphirefaery is my ex, but we still talk all the time and hang out. I love her...

!! :D me love you long time
snipersloth3
11-20-2003, 09:57 PM
That's what they all say... :rolleyes: LOL!
xChrisx
11-21-2003, 04:35 AM
my porn name would be

"Shut the fuck up and suck my cock"

I liked Wankenstien
xxplicitgrooves
11-21-2003, 06:40 AM
the craziest one i saw was mr wiggles. im not talkina about the dancer either


the man had 18 inches. now who in the hell would let him fuck them. thats what i wanna know??
negspace
11-30-2003, 08:39 PM
Stripper name: Antonio Honeybear
Porn Name: Jack Black ( I kid you not)
xxplicitgrooves
12-01-2003, 01:13 AM
theres a guy and his porn name is karma, ill find his pic, and post it later
JNGLST03
12-01-2003, 01:28 AM
my friend at school said something about your porn name being one of your pet's names and the first word of your street's name. Mine would be Buster Blackberry. Sounds better for a guy though.
negspace
12-01-2003, 01:32 PM
Check out Buffy The Vampier Layer. Oh so wrong.
cosmobaby1
12-01-2003, 05:49 PM
Felicia Dennis!

In my neighborhood, when I was little, all us neighborhood girls used to run around pretending that we were she-spies or whatever, and that was my code name.

I think it would make an awesome porn name!
majik
12-07-2003, 01:32 AM
So Tight & The 7 Whore's......Freddy Kooter....

porn name: Muffin Wilder

heh....great...
LitLaur
12-07-2003, 02:57 AM
my porn name would be Goldie O...interesting

but the only "porn name" I can think of right now is Dirk Diggler
OrngePlasticTree
12-07-2003, 03:00 AM
i actually have heard of how you find YOUR PERSONAL porno name back in high school, how they do it, i heard, is that...you take your middle name.....and your name of your street you grew up on..my porno name is Stephen Furlong...hehenathaniel northwood :D
aramis_15
12-07-2003, 06:27 AM
Robert Kingswood......hmm....sounds porn enough
or how about Hugh Logman
xxplicitgrooves
12-09-2003, 02:49 AM
slim dickens
aramis_15
12-09-2003, 03:02 AM
D.P. Dicken
SXAngelXS
12-09-2003, 10:36 AM
ahhhhhh.......mine is candi smokehouse!!!! that is great, candi is not my real middle name but it is what i was called when i was little so i changed my middle name to it........ and i lived on smokehouse path, hahah
SocialButterfly
12-15-2003, 02:09 AM
my name is Lela Love and everybody says it sounds porn enough.. i used to have to actualy show people my ID for them to accept it was my real name and i didnt just make it up..ive been asked if i was stripper for it alot too..
OrngePlasticTree
12-15-2003, 02:55 AM
i knew a gurl in highschool named candi cherry... her... real name... was candi cherry.
xxplicitgrooves
12-15-2003, 02:57 AM
a work with this chick named cherry. on that note, im goina pick at her so bad now............
Bufferkiller
12-16-2003, 05:26 AM
Porn: Max Johnson
Stripper:Michael Drake

I could have them backwards, I'm not real sure...
Bufferkiller
12-16-2003, 05:28 AM
Not sure about funniest but definately odd pron name was Sikki Nixx and then there's Gauge
aramis_15
12-16-2003, 05:52 AM
The funniest is Long Dong Silver
Bufferkiller
12-16-2003, 06:01 AM
Oh yeah I forgot about Jack Hammer!!!
Plurizma
12-21-2003, 10:52 AM
Edward White here