Ever smack a bitch in the face with your cock??

[straw]

it's fun.:twitch:

[xChrisx]

yes a few times actually... "hey wake up" *SLAP*

[XxX Kristy XxX]

Oh yah. Im so jk.

You boys are twisted. lol

[straw]

or..."dammit girl! do it right!" *smack*

[xChrisx]

or "hey can i smack you in the face with my dick?"
"sure"
*slap*

[straw]

thats how my obsession with it all started.
"..ive never been smacked with a cock before"
"well..close your eyes"
*SMACK*

[empress]

*HAHAHAHAHAHA* OHMIFUCK.

Why yes.. I got cock smacked once.. it was fuckin funny. :D

[straw]

did you like it? of course you did! cocksmacking is GRRREEEATTT!!

[XxX Kristy XxX]

lol i can see ginny laughing her ass off

[empress]

*lol* of course i did.. it was FUNNY

[euphoric]

ever seen a guy hang a coat from his boner?

[xChrisx]

*HAHAHAHAHAHA* OHMIFUCK.

Why yes.. I got cock smacked once.. it was fuckin funny. :DTWICE YOU LIAR! remember the one on my birthday?

[snipersloth3]

*singing Prodigy "Smack my Bitch up"*

:banana2:

[empress]

TWICE YOU LIAR! remember the one on my birthday?

OHHHHHH YEAH!!! My bad... twice. :D

[vapor]

i call mushroom shaped bruised on a girls forehead my "branding mark"....

[euphoric]

lmfao vapor you could brand me ANY day ;)





or just look like a maggot in bike shorts *ORLWAYS*

[saphirefaery]

*singing Prodigy "Smack my Bitch up"*

:banana2:

'why is he smacking her?'.....heh...:)

[vapor]

lmfao vapor you could brand me ANY day ;)





or just look like a maggot in bike shorts *ORLWAYS*

mmmmmm canadian cattle....


GIMME HUG!

[SXAngelXS]

WoW!! this shit is funny as hell!! I think everyone needs a good dick slappin', hehe j/k. but the thought is very funny:)

[jojobee]

I'll admit that this thread makes me wish us chicks had something like a penis men around with. Damn.

[krystal]

I agree..............I'd so be all bout it

[Nomaq]

ayo jast im juz gonna say iv'e had a girl slap her on face with my dick ;o)

[snipersloth3]

I'm so happy and sad at the same time...
coz God gave man a brain and a penis...
...but only enough blood to work one at a time.
(Robin Williams)

[snipersloth3]

I saw something on tv... That 70's Show(?)
This guy was like, "Hey! Guess which body part I named Pink Floyd!"

[saphirefaery]

yeah...we know.....

[snipersloth3]

yeah...we know.....
Shut 'yo mouf!
You fi'in ta git slapped yo self! :monkey:

[saphirefaery]

grrrrrrrrrr...............

'bring it'

[snipersloth3]

grrrrrrrrrr...............

'bring it'
*brings "it"*

[~*Supa*~]

LMFAO, oh god, you guys are bringing back memories....

*starts laughing*

But to answer yo' qwuestion mah itchatriggafinganigga...

Why yes, I have been dick slapped and it was pretty fucking funny!!

Peace

~*Supa*~

[snipersloth3]

How dare you mock THE PENIS!
You shall be disciplined until you stop
the laughter!
Just kidding.

[straw]

OMFG SUPA GIRL!!!!!:hahaha::hahaha: im so laughing out loud!!!



...

..

.

:hahaha: i feel like going on a cocksmacking rampage now!!

*whack!*:twak: :headbang:

[euphoric]

PENIS CATAPULT!

[Guy]

ive always wanted to dillywap

[Section 8]

giving mushroom tattoos own!

[~*Supa*~]

How dare you mock THE PENIS!
You shall be disciplined until you stop
the laughter!
Just kidding.Is that a threat or a promise?????

STRAW~ We need to get together babydoll! I miss you sooo very much!

Peace

~*Supa*~

[Kim]

:eek: Melissa! geez.... Back on topic...this has happened to me. Good times...good times. :)

Kim

[~*Supa*~]

Tee Hee (devilish grin)

[vapor]

still, i'm a much bigger fan of donkey punching...

[*Jungle~Bunny*]

I smacked my g/f in the face with my tits does that count ? lol :D

[industriaLravEr]

I'll admit that this thread makes me wish us chicks had something like a penis men around with. Damn.
It's called a strapon. The big black ones or the fists are the best :banana:

[straw]

still, i'm a much bigger fan of donkey punching...
cant you see that chicks dig the cocksmack? i mean, c'mon, which would be funnier to watch in slo-mo? i rest my case.

[straw]

what the hell is this thread doing in the middle!!!! this is a funny thread dammit!!! cmon people!

[sunnie]

I'll admit that this thread makes me wish us chicks had something like a penis men around with. Damn.
okay this is sorta gross but you can always suck a guy off let him cum in your mouth pretend to swallow and then kiss him....thats just a thought!

[sunnie]

still, i'm a much bigger fan of donkey punching...
exactly what is donkey punching?

[Guy]

okay this is sorta gross but you can always suck a guy off let him cum in your mouth pretend to swallow and then kiss him....thats just a thought!
snowballing is just plain wrong

[industriaLravEr]

Donkey Punch:
during doggystyle sexual activity, the man punches his partner as hard as he can in the back of the skull right before he reaches climax. This causes her to convulse and tighten every cavity. The man then holds on for the best orgasm of his life. Unfortunately this manuever is not at all pleasurable for the female partner.

[sunnie]

thats evil!

[TwAkRoX]

i smacked lego in the face with mah dick...damn it was satisfyin...and by7 the way...chicks do have something they can slap guys around with...2 of them..so use em..:headbang:

[vapor]

Donkey Punch:
during doggystyle sexual activity, the man punches his partner as hard as he can in the back of the skull right before he reaches climax. This causes her to convulse and tighten every cavity. The man then holds on for the best orgasm of his life. Unfortunately this manuever is not at all pleasurable for the female partner.
don't forget you have to pull out and stick it in the butt before you punch...

[industriaLravEr]

How could I have forgotten that! ;)