ouch !!!! jizz in the eye

[blu2]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!! That shit hurts. I got jiz in my eye for the first time last night, and it wasn't just a alittle bit, it was a glob. That shit burned sooooo bad and made my eye all red and swell up a little. Is that shit normal ? I've never heard of that before. ouch :confused:

[krystal]

lol that is why you swallow ..lol then you might not have that problem lol .....yeah I learned it the hard way too.... my eye burned for like 6 hours but stayed pink for a day ..........damn cum

[XxX Kristy XxX]

ahhhh

[Chayla]

yeah, that shit hurts....just next time make sure you either close your eyes or swallow....then again it's hard as hell to get that shit outta your eyelashes....


A cool wet cloth helps with some of the pain and swelling. But it's perfectly normal for it to have that kind of reaction.

[Guy]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

thats straight out of a movie or some shit

sucks

but its funny as hell

[Louie]

lol that is why you swallow

Hi, my name is Louie and I am a Taurus...I like long walks on the beach and romantic candle lit dinners by the fire. Will you marry me?

[krystal]

lol lol lol You have to give me your paychecks in advance lol lol lol just kidding

[blu2]

lol that is why you swallow ..lol then you might not have that problem lol .....yeah I learned it the hard way too.... my eye burned for like 6 hours but stayed pink for a day ..........damn cum

well, I swallow too... he just wanted to nut on my face and i didn't close my eyes, i wanted to watch........ i learned my damn lesson

;)

[Chayla]

I can understand that....that's how I learned my lesson...then I learned to set up a camera.

[krystal]

lol lol that is so funny .....the time it got in my eye was on video lol lol we laughed about that shot for like 3 months ..........it was so funny to watch in slow motion...

[Chayla]

that's one of the only reasons that we videotape...just to go back and laugh at ourselves...I mean, it's almost as funny as real porn!

[XxX Kristy XxX]

Im so glad that when a girl creams that it doesnt burn ur eyes if it gets in there or anything else

[Chayla]

actually....I've had something like that happen too...knew a girl that was a squirter and wasn't really prepared for it...

of course I just have really bad luck too....

[blu2]

I wanna see a squirter " live in person " damnitt ! I never have. Do some chicks squirt really far ?

[XxX Kristy XxX]

I have encountered a squirter before. It was kind of cool actually but I didnt get it anywhere but on my mouth.

I didnt think a girls burned cuz of the whole difference b/t creaming and cuming, but then again Im not too sure what all a girl squirts out when she squirts.

[dr00]

lol lol lol You have to give me your paychecks in advance lol lol lol just kiddinghahahahahahahahahah

[krystal]

well damn if I'm getting married I atleast need something in advance................lol I don't work on credit lol

[Louie]

*gives you all his paychecks* :D

[krystal]

can you cash them and give me all big bills please............oh and I don't take coins to just go ahead and round up to the nearest dolla lol lol lol

[Louie]

*cashes them, rounds up, and gives you a brand new 5 dollar bill*

[dr00]

haha louie's a brokeass mofo

[Louie]

This is true...but I can feed all your shoe fetish needs with a lovely 30%-50% discount at Bakers and Wild Pair!

[krystal]

um damn I'm glad we didn't get married cause I'd be getting an annulment with a quickness................. lol lol ...................well actually it is ok cause i'm broke too

[Louie]

Yay for broke asses!!

[ZuBu_Mc]

*claps* very interesting, funny, and disgusting post at the sametime...................i like:D

[OrngePlasticTree]

jesus christ why cant i find a female like this??? to nut on my exgurls face i had to surprise her

[vapor]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!! That shit hurts. I got jiz in my eye for the first time last night, and it wasn't just a alittle bit, it was a glob. That shit burned sooooo bad and made my eye all red and swell up a little. Is that shit normal ? I've never heard of that before. ouch :confused:

sorry...










i promise i was aiming for your forehead...

[krystal]

rofl.......................lol I promise one day all you boys or men pardon me ...........lol will find a girl that will swallow and you won't have to surprise her nor aim for her forehead....lol just have a little faith I promise there are more of us out there lol lol lol

[kelpel]

This is true...but I can feed all your shoe fetish needs with a lovely 30%-50% discount at Bakers and Wild Pair!

Oh mah gawd. There's a Wild Pair here? Where, where, where?!?!?

[krystal]

there is one at the mal of ga i think if you are even in atl

[empress]

well, I swallow too... he just wanted to nut on my face and i didn't close my eyes, i wanted to watch........ i learned my damn lesson

;)

my thought and prayers are with you and your eye. <3

its a sad story.. you just cant have your cake and eat it too...

...or in this case, your facial and see it too.

i feel your pain.

[vapor]

money shot princess who?

[empress]

MONEY SHOT PRINCESS ME!!!!!!!!!!!

You know it buddy! :D:D:D

[xChrisx]

hey where do you want it.. on my face is cool.. OOH I WANNA GO NEXT! oh god its gonna be a long morning

[vapor]

MONEY SHOT PRINCESS ME!!!!!!!!!!!

You know it buddy! :D:D:D
<puts on def leopard>

[xChrisx]

POUR SOME SUGAR ON MEEEEE

[empress]

*HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

OK I honestly dont EVEN know what to say to that!! *LOL*

"damn dude, my mouth hurts"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

<3

[Kujo]

I <3 all the chicks posting in this thread.


that is all.

[krystal]

oh my there is more guy's posting on this thread than girls ..............hummmmmmmm lol

[blu2]

oh my there is more guy's posting on this thread than girls ..............hummmmmmmm lol
LOL. No shit !!!!!! That's funny.

[empress]

its funny.. but not surprising at all.. *lol*

[xChrisx]

thats because ive cum on more girls faces then there are girls here who have taken it in the face

[DjStephenDaniel]

lol i remember me having to cum on my ex girlfriends face by "accident" or suprising her lol but then she just assumed after all the "accidents" that i liked doing it. so then she just started to let me do it.......a lot......:D

[Dephekt]

I promise one day all you boys or men pardon me ...........lol will find a girl that will swallow and you won't have to surprise her nor aim for her forehead
Sucks that their having trouble, all the girls I've been with have swallowed and most of them let me nut on their face. My ex was a squirter too, I thought it was pretty cool.

[DjStephenDaniel]

i mean, are there any girls that actually LIKE it? if i was a girl i would actually think its kinda gross haveing cum on ur face, or swallowing it.

[empress]

*snicker*

[krystal]

what is the difference in a girl getting cum on her face and a guy getting cum on his face..........nothing if you ask me..........I guess the people who like it ....are well ...............lol just freaky like that...........is there really a problem with being into freaky stuff ..........um no lol lol lol it makes playtime alot more fun lol lol

[OrngePlasticTree]

i need me a freaky gurl.

[sunnie]

quite honestly jizz doesnt taste that bad and if any girl is against giving head consider yourself a prude:)

[krystal]

lol lol what he said ^^^^^^^ lol