I am taking applications.....

[Goddess]

Thats right everybody I am taking applications for fuck buddies. All interested parties reply. I got 3 openings to fill and got no time to waste....that is all for now.

[Remus83]

ooohhhh ooohhhh, meeee meeee!
*bursts into laughter*

[Goddess]

Oh and one more thing...girls can and should reply as well....OH YEAH!!!!

[Random]

not trying to be harsh, but why the hell do you try so hard. sex isnt the only thing in life.

[deez]

it's not???????

[Lickwid]

Yea, supposedly drugs and rock and roll fit in there somewhere too....

[ghettocharm]

<~~asks to use the restroom..but then sneaks into goddess's bedroom and plays asleep..hehehehe

yo goddess for real though why you need 3 people?

[Lickwid]

I've always heard that phrase "Why stop at just one".....

I think we should all be working towards having our own harems.....

[bigbyrd777]

too funny goddess too funny i think there are enough girls and guys on here that will line up take your pick

[Goddess]

WOW, Random...some people take things way too seriously, like um you perhaps. I mean chill out, can't you see I was just being funny. FYI, I don't try hard, i just like to have fun. you should try it sometime

[Shamrock]

there isint an application fee or anything like that is there
if not I will totally submit mine

[AvB]

So wait... I still am not going to lose my virginity?! Dammit!

[Detachable_Penis]

Hmmmm....I might submit an application...

[Sugar_Monkey]

Hey goddess well if your still looking for people Im always free. I dont know if you'd be interested or not. Hit me up on aim at CptSafety101.

-monkey-

[empress]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[DarqChylde]

I have been waiting for this moment forever!!!!

I do have a few questions though:

1) Will there be a mounting fee?

2) Will the "Weekend Marriage Liscence" be honored, the Fuck for Free card or will we be dining ala carte?

3) Is their a COLOR restriction? I have red, blue, black (titans) and flourescent...

4) Are inches measured in actual inches, or are they measured by personality?

5) Is head a required activity? I could use some head.... if its required, I would like to take full advantage...

6) is Sleep allowed after all encounters? talking is cool but sleeping is better....

[Lilbabydoll]

hmmmmm...i think i just apply for that job it seems like fun!!!!!!!

jackie

[oooBUBBLESooo]

like random, i totally thought you were being serious. it dint sound like you were joking at all to me. having a fuck buddy is one thing, but having 3 (especially at the same time) is just kinda nasty, in my opinion (sorry if i sound harsh, i don't mean to offend anyone cuz i know we all have different standards of whas nasty and what isn't). i mean, if you had 3 fuck buddies and you got knocked up, there'd be no tellin who the daddy is, and that would be awful for your kid. "i'm sorry honey, i was fuckin 2 other guys that same week, so i dunno who yer daddy is."

[Goddess]

OK, one more time for all the apparent stupid people out there that take things way to seriously...learn to loosen up and chill the fuck out!! And furthermore, this is a message board. That's all it is...a message board. I was not advertising for a porno like what other people do at parties or in their personal lives. Those that know me knew that i was just being a smartass and for those that don't, welcome to a sense of humor. One final thought, I may be a flirt but that is all I am...I don't sleep around by any means so the likelihood of that situation you described happening to me is impossible....however I wonder if I can say the same for you.

Oh yeah and I don't mean to be harsh....but I will defend myself

[bigbyrd777]

if you do get knocked up can we put the paternity test on jerry or maury or one of those wholesome talk shows

[DarqChylde]

If U didn't get the "3 openings to fill" comment... that could mean a number of things...

However, I will leave that to you good folks to decide... this is PornPlanet, right?

Goddess,
I caught tha joke in case u were wondering...

-Darq "I thought this was s'posed ta be fun" Chylde

[BassLinePromotions]

I can fill those 3 by myself!! :D

[buddgoddess]

o yeah,cmon,les git it on .....i love 2 kiss and well,im me ....im handle:buddgoddess.......herhighness,tha buddgoddess::queen bud of da hippie krue::nympho blunt smoka of da bored krue::bizkit's gurl:::only users lose drugs::thank you for flying buddgoddess airlines,have a nice day,buhbye

[sexikittie]

Hi Goddess,
I'm sexi, bi, and the perfect applicant for the job! hehehe