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Yuck Fou
03-30-2002, 06:21 PM
now I was at a party one day and there just HAPPENED to be a buncha e-tards there (what a shock, right?) and a friend of mine told me someone gave him peanut butter... (he was rollin) and this kid sitting next to be busted out laughing... now where I originally come from, giving etardes peanut butter isnt something very common... etards get kicked and thats about it... but whats with the peanut butter? Or was this just some fucked up joke that no one is supposed to know about.....
I would also like to add that i have watched way too much TV today...
and Im spent
kung_foo_cumshot
03-30-2002, 07:22 PM
no, thats actually pretty common. and this is why:
Back in the day, in ancient egypt the pharohs would give one another gifts to celebrate some holiday, but that isnt important. peanut butter comes from peanuts and if you leave it sitting around then the oil in it separates and you get that little puddle in the jar. Amphetimines, such as ecstasy, are processed through your liver and is excreted through your urine and pores and stuff. Because it filters and then exits through your pores, it gives you a bad case of acne if you use iut often and makes you greasy....JUST LIKE PEANUT BUTTER...starting to see a connection??
So it is a ritual to give peanut butter to e tarded kids, to match their skin. this was started a looooooong time ago to discourage them from doing the drug, so its not a form of flattery, but in fact the opposite.
KermitTuesday
03-31-2002, 08:34 AM
oh my god that is way too good! I'm coming to then next party armed with pockets full od peanut butter cups.... HAHAHAHA!! By the way, how do you know that? Just curious... it's pretty damn funny though!!
chuckp
03-31-2002, 03:16 PM
i always thought it was because they looked goofy tryin to get the shit off the roof of their mouths, kinda like if u give a dog some peanut butter
~*~XpinkX~*~
03-31-2002, 07:33 PM
HAHAHAHAHA OMFG!! DEX WAS TELLIN ME BOUT SOME SHIZZY LIKE THAT! BWAAAAHAHAHAHA *rollin around*
okay that is all thank you
*walks out*
Obi's Evil Twin
04-01-2002, 04:43 AM
I am definitely doing this at Goddess....
And yes, I remember Sat. night, but that was my first time in like several months. No further comments, your honor.
Mirka
04-04-2002, 11:09 AM
Bwahahahaaa!!! Watch out for da etard extinguishers Obi... We'll, I mean, THEY'LL be after ya! Mwahahahaaa!!!
~Miri~
MoonGrrl
04-06-2002, 05:05 PM
There's too many E-TArds around here. hahaha..maybe I should join in and kick them around toooo! :p
Stop sitting on the goddamn floor!
KermitTuesday
04-06-2002, 05:21 PM
we bought water guns... anyone want one or two? we got a on of them... muwahhhh... watch out for my dance space you goddamn floor space stealing, peanut butter eating etards!!!
Frost
04-07-2002, 05:14 PM
Or was this just some fucked up joke that no one is supposed to know about.....
yea pretty much angel, and btw you suck too
hehe i had to do alittle bashing in "wrongville" :D
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