Vaginal Surgery

[cosmobaby1]

Since we're on the topic of fisting, and vaginas and stuff (when aren't we?) I was wondering:

Is having surgery on your vagina to make it prettier and smaller (like a virgin again) weird, and or unnecessary?

Its in no way like female castration, but the purpose is to make the experience of sex more pleasing for both partners by increasing the friction between them. However, it doesn't change the internal texture, or rugue, of the vagina, just the outer structures and the first 2 or 3 inches of the actual vaginal canal.

I am really considering this before I get married, and was wondering if I'm fucking nuts.

The guy that does this, is in California, and its about 2-3 thousand dollars.

(Yes there are people that do this kind of surgery)

[baby jojo]

Why dont you just be happy with what God gave you!?!

[cosmobaby1]

God didn't have anything to do with the chape of my vagina right now, I promise.

Now, shoo!

[baby jojo]

yea he did and you should be greatful for what you have. So stop complaning!

[cosmobaby1]

To Baby whatthefuckever:

I am not complaining, you dumb fucking whore! I am ASKING FOR ADVICE!!!! FROM PEOPLE WITH A BRAIN!

YOU DON"T QUALIFY!

I don't care what the fuck you think about God or my vagina, so go the fuck on!

Find somebody else to fucking irritate this morning, cus if you post something to me one more time I'm gonna hunt you down and blow a hole in your head!

[Kibler]

so let's say you had a child born deaf, blind, and mute with a conjoined twin attached to its stomach that was stillborn - would you tell your kid to be "happy with what god gave you" and stop complaining?

[cosmobaby1]

Please don't encourage her to contribute anymore. I swear I am so ready to beat her ass.

[MiXie]

Personally, I think it's unnecessary. The only time I've really heard of this is when porn stars are talking about doing it. That makes a little more sense to me since it's pretty much their job to have their vagina on camera. I'd only do it if mine was mishapen in some way and it was something that REALLY bothered me, or made me self conscious. Really, though, it comes down to whatever will make you happy. I'd just rather use $2,000-$3.000 to go shopping.

MiXie

[cosmobaby1]

Well its not that its ugly or deformed or anything, it just that ever since I had a baby, its kind of, well, not what it used to be, and I thought it would be nice to have a "newer model" so to speak.

[MiXie]

Oh, so you're looking to "upgrade?" :)

I didn't know you've had a child, and from never having one...well, I wouldn't know how it changes! That seems to be more justified, though.

MiXie

[baby jojo]

i understand that you would like advice . I was just telling you my opinion. About how you should be happy with what you have, and understand that that just what happens after you have a baby.

[cosmobaby1]

When they say: "Having a baby changes everything", they mean EVERYTHING!!!!

[baby jojo]

I'm curious are you married?

[cosmobaby1]

nope.

[baby jojo]

Why did you decide to have a child ? Nothing against you i'm just wondering.

[cosmobaby1]

I had sex. I got pregnant. It happens.

Now will you leave me the fuck alone?

[baby jojo]

Just wondering . I figure that you really have no right to be such an ass to me. Considering you situation. I feel for you. I do, but i think that situation is wrong. Why are you on here all the time shouldnt you be working, for your child not playing around on here. Personaly i woulndt wast that much money on a surgeery like that i would be providing for my family.

[Chayla]

I want to have it done, I say do. Just make sure you think it through really well b/c that's a lot of money. And make sure you know about all the side effects and everything that will be involved. Recovery time and whatnot.

I'm gonna be getting some plastic surgery done on my leg on a big scar from a wreck. It's not really like what you're talking about, but it was still a pretty big decision for me. I think that it would be harder for me to decide if it were my vagina.

Hope everything works out well though!

[Chayla]

I figure that you really have no right to be such an ass to me. Considering you situation.

You know what...I'm not one to judge and I was really feelin' for you cause they are always giving you shit. This just changed my mind. She has every right to be an ass. She's asking about something serious and you wanna preach to her about her lifestyle? That's messed up. You don't know her, you don't know her story, or her situation. Who gave you the right to say what's right and wrong?

At least she is intelligent when she speaks and doesn't talk shit about your lifestyle.

Oh, and one more thing. Her situation can't be worse than anyone else's. Including you.

[baby jojo]

I wasnt trying to be mean she turned into something taht it wasnt . That is why i said something. I think she has every right in the world to get that done but i think it is a given thing that when you have children it's what happens. I think she needs to embrace it . Instead of trying to change what God's plan is for girls.

[Kibler]

so do you not use condoms? birth control? cause it's "god's plan"? you still didn't answer my question about the deaf/blind/mute/deformed child, btw - if there were surgery to correct all of that, would you get it, or no, because it's not "god's plan"?

i've never been one to jump on the making-fun-of-someone bandwagon, but i'm the fucking conductor of the mocking idiots express...

[empress]

Hey baby jojo.. this is pornplanet.. not Bible Study..

Obviously she doesnt want your opinion on her lifestyle. Everyone chooses different paths in life and whether YOU think its "right or wrong" DOES NOT FUCKING MATTER.

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD where everything is not the fucking Brady Bunch. You should really get out more often. And when you judge people that just makes you a fucking hippocrite anyway.

:rolleyes:

[Chayla]

Ok...look...if you didn't mean it that way, then make sure that when you type something in, it is very clear what you are trying to say.

Oh and a word of advice.....Don't go around telling ppl about GOD and HIS plan. Most ppl really don't wanna hear that shit.

I was raised southern baptist and I am so sick of hearing about "God's plan".

[Chayla]

I believe that Empress has hit it right on the head....:headbang:

[baby jojo]

All i said about God is he mad you a certain way . Why dont people except the way they were made. I understand that you want to have someone to bitch at. The fact is she is going to do what she wants. In the end of it all she should do what makes her happy.

[cosmobaby1]

My daughter is 5 years old, and her family takes care of her very well. I send her money EVERY MONTH I was 16 years old, and I chose to give her up for adoption.

And if you want a bible lesson, then here it is: God's Plan cannot be altered or changed by any one of us, therefore, what happens, is all part of God's Plan. Now I'm not one to preach about fate, or destiny (read my poem! :)) But seeing as how he's GOD, He can pretty much do and change whatever he wants.

Therefore, me having a child, giving it up, continuing my life, and having cosmetic surgery if I so chose, ARE ALL PART OF GOD's PLAN!!

And thanks to everyone else for your opinions and thoughts. Keep them coming!

Are you guys sure this isn't weird??

And Baby Jo Jo, I'm kicking your fucking ass next time I see you. By the way, thanks for the picture, it'll come in real handy when I'm hunting you down.

[baby jojo]

I thought you didnt take the stuff serious .

[baby jojo]

You lied. What does that say about you.
I said my opinion ,i wasnt being a bitch.

[cosmobaby1]

You're a bitch anyway, but when you open your little mouth, and spew this rotten shit everywhere, well then, that just makes you a dumb bitch.

[baby jojo]

Anyways you never answered me. You lied didnt you ? You said you dont take this shit serious and yet you wanna come find me and beat my ass. Make sence dosent it.

[cosmobaby1]

I never said I don't take this shit seriously! You must be thinking of Delia, or Empress, or any one of the other multitudes of members who yell at you.

I take an assault on my personal life's choices VERY seriously.

Plus, kicking the shit out of you is cheaper than therapy.

[Kibler]

...apparently god created babyjojo unable to spell or use proper grammar, and in her infinite humility to his plan, she refused to learn...

[cosmobaby1]

Is that what happened? I was wondering.

[baby jojo]

Seeing as this is supposed to be funny and all. You need to realize somthing, your life choices are your choices, and if you cant back them up then you need to get a life{ not me}. You obviously dont have a life , if you are trying to hunt me down to kick my ass. You are a sad excuse of a person.

[Kibler]

YOU SAD! ME HAPPY! ME LIKE GOD! GOD LIKE ME! ME USE CLUB!

*walks off to do some cave paintings*

[cosmobaby1]

And you didn't drag me off by the hair with you??? Gawd, when am I gonna get some action around here!!!???

[cosmobaby1]

And when the fuck did I make life choices that I couldn't back up!?? What the fuck are you talking about?? Are you seeing something I'm not?? Are you reading something that maybe I'm not seeing??

Cus you reaaaaalllllyyy don't have a single goddamm clue as to what the hell is going on EVER!

GO AWAY!!!!!

[baby jojo]

Then why do you get mad whe any one talks about you past? You only want to beat me up when you i mention your past.

[empress]

No... I think she wants to kick your ass... almost ALL of the time.

[baby jojo]

You dont know me either. Yet you has to be the most annoying person ever here. She is nothing but a slut and a bitch. So cosmo girl you can get your stupid little surgery and i hope something goes wrong. So you realize how stupid you are being.

[cosmobaby1]

Yeah yeah, in the immortal words of Delia:

"Shaddup, you little redneck cock-tease!"


PS- I dare ya to call Empress a slut or a bitch. If ya do, I won't have to kick your ass. About a million other people will stand in line.

[Kibler]

babyjojo, you are a stupid, spiteful little bitch. you wishing ill upon someone simply because you don't agree with her life choices is one of the most ignorant and idiotic things i've seen in some time. your arguments are transparent and your points are nonexistant. i feel like that teacher in billy madison "all of us are dumber for having heard this. i award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul..."

[Kibler]

PS- I dare ya to call Empress a slut or a bitch. If ya do, I won't have to kick your ass. About a million other people will stand in line.

for some reason, i don't think ginny minds being called a slut. ;)

[empress]

OK..

babyjojo -- was all of that directed at me? Because you keep changing tenses in your reply making it almost completely impossible to understand... *lol*

"yet you has to be the most annoying person ever here"

is this ebonics?

anyway.. if that was all directed at me, I'd love to see you back that up. But I'm going to wait until you tell me if that was for me before I lash out. ;)

[baby jojo]

Half of it was nor will i look back on this thread any longer . you all are stupid low lifes. You cant even have a normal debt without wanting to kick someones ass.

[cosmobaby1]

Shit! You gave her a way out, and she still wasn't smart enough to take it!!!

BJJ- This is not a debate. This WAS you telling me how you felt about my daughter as if I gave a rat's ass what you thought in the first place. The ORIGINAL topic was whether or not I should have cosmetic surgery on my hoohaa, and like you always do, you butchered it into something else all together.

People cannot have a normal conversation here without you twisting it around, saying something stupid, and starting some bullshit drama for the sake of seeing your own mangled words on the screen.

Then you told me you hoped that something goes wrong (i.e. I get hurt? thats nice) and call SOMEBODY names (who the hell knows who you were talkin too)!

I can't stress to you enough how SERIOUS I am when I say I don't like you, nor do I want you to reply to anything I post.

And I certainly don't want you calling ANYBODY names again. I think you've gotten your little ass in enough hot water around here calling people nasty things, now haven't you?

[Kibler]

yes, i can't have normal debt without wanting to kick someone's ass. i have a debt i send my debt collectors to break some legs.

[cosmobaby1]

When I have debt, I just pay it off.

*goes to get that Valium.

[XxX Kristy XxX]

OH MY GOD!!! BABY JO JO SHUT THE HELL UP. FUCKKKK

[empress]

Baby jojo -- then perhaps you wouldnt mind telling me WHAT parts were directed at me you stupid little bitch :D