Indica
07-08-2003, 10:37 PM
:o WHY MOST PROFESSIONS ARE DIRTY:
the doctor b/c he says "take off your clothes"
the dentist b/c he says "open wide"
the hairdresser b/c he says "do you want it teased or blown?"
the milkman b/c he says "do you want it in front or in back?"
the interior decorator b/c he says "once its all in, you'll love it"
the banker b/c he says "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interst"
the mailman b/c he always delivers his package
the pilot b/c he takes off fast and then slows down
the hunter b/c he always goes deep in the bush, shoot twice, and always eats what he shoots
the doctor b/c he says "take off your clothes"
the dentist b/c he says "open wide"
the hairdresser b/c he says "do you want it teased or blown?"
the milkman b/c he says "do you want it in front or in back?"
the interior decorator b/c he says "once its all in, you'll love it"
the banker b/c he says "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interst"
the mailman b/c he always delivers his package
the pilot b/c he takes off fast and then slows down
the hunter b/c he always goes deep in the bush, shoot twice, and always eats what he shoots