View Full Version : IF YOU COULD SUCK YOUR OWN PENIS
Proximal
06-21-2003, 04:28 AM
WOULD YOU BE GAY???
shit id be givin myself sloppy 24th's everyday!!!
AHHAHAHAAHAHHA U SUCK LIKe The time i pooped out DEVILED EGGS ON MY CAR WINDSHIELD
gotta love proxi
why do dogs lick their balls?
BECAUSE THEY CAN!
ReDeYeJuNgLiSt
06-21-2003, 06:17 AM
man that would rock if i could n hell no i wouldn't be gay thats some pimp shit lol
Rainbow
06-21-2003, 10:01 AM
Proxi's BORED!!!!!!!!!
MC-ARION
06-21-2003, 10:06 AM
I would shave my cock and then suck it
then I could call myself "Shavencocksucker"
that would be awesome
NathanBryce
06-21-2003, 11:44 AM
Hell yeah Proxi, take some yoga, YOU CAN DO IT!!!
*~*Flower*~*
06-21-2003, 07:55 PM
I actually know 2 guys that can do it. One of them will do it if you get him drunk enough and ask him to... The other uses it as a tool in gettin head and gettin laid... He'll bet a girl that he can do it and she'll say he can't. So he'll bet her that if he can, she has to give him head and/or have sex with him... she won't think he can actually do it, so she'll say ok. He proves he can do it (doesn't do it for an extended amount of time or anything... just proves it's possible) then gets his reward for winning that bet... so far, it's worked every time
Serve3
06-22-2003, 12:23 AM
Originally posted by *~*Flower*~*
I actually know 2 guys that can do it. One of them will do it if you get him drunk enough and ask him to... The other uses it as a tool in gettin head and gettin laid... He'll bet a girl that he can do it and she'll say he can't. So he'll bet her that if he can, she has to give him head and/or have sex with him... she won't think he can actually do it, so she'll say ok. He proves he can do it (doesn't do it for an extended amount of time or anything... just proves it's possible) then gets his reward for winning that bet... so far, it's worked every time
but, but, I don't know you?????~!!!!
Indica
06-26-2003, 08:12 PM
If i could do that.... oh the possibilities. I would never leave the house
Proximal
06-26-2003, 08:12 PM
after 2 hospital trips and 3 neck braces i reached it! AND I SuCCEsfully GOT OFF w000000000000t
thaneed4speed
06-27-2003, 11:50 AM
Its easier just to let the dog do it for ya. HAHAHA
NathanBryce
06-27-2003, 12:15 PM
just get your bottom 2 ribs taken out...
Brite
06-27-2003, 12:17 PM
didn't marylin manson do that? or so i've heard..
Sunshine
06-27-2003, 01:17 PM
I don't have a penis. But by God if I did, i'd try to suck it.
Serenity
06-27-2003, 03:22 PM
Baby, were you bored when you posted this nonsense>>>? *shakes head* what am i gonna do with you ;)
<3<3<3
PooTazz
06-28-2003, 01:41 AM
you amaze me sometimes proxi
PHiLe
06-28-2003, 04:36 AM
they wouldn't be Gay
they would be Gifted :eek:
Khaos
06-28-2003, 05:56 PM
If I could, I would. If someone else would do it for me, that'd be cool too.
needthescene
06-28-2003, 08:08 PM
Originally posted by Brite
didn't marylin manson do that? or so i've heard..
Nope, but Adam from Tool did.
Brite
06-29-2003, 04:12 PM
Originally posted by needthescene
Nope, but Adam from Tool did.
really? i didn't know that and Tool's one of my favorite groups. hmm. interesting
nesquik
06-29-2003, 04:30 PM
i know someone that can!! ;)
Serenity
07-03-2003, 12:27 AM
bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
- 3l3v3n -
07-03-2003, 12:29 AM
I can, it comes in handy!! :D
Serenity
07-03-2003, 12:31 AM
oh really.................... get over here then ;) hahahha
Serve3
07-03-2003, 12:33 AM
Originally posted by nesquik
i know someone that can!! ;)
and who might that be? :twitch:
Indica
07-03-2003, 01:12 AM
wouldn't that be considered masterbation?
- 3l3v3n -
07-03-2003, 01:22 AM
Originally posted by Serenity
oh really.................... get over here then ;) hahahha
*gets in car*
on my way botie! ;) :banana:
PuDgE
07-03-2003, 01:25 AM
i kno a kid that said he did once but it hurt too bad sooo he had to stop.
confuzed
07-05-2003, 01:12 AM
would it be considered masturbation?
Khaos
07-09-2003, 09:51 PM
masturbation is just having sex with someone you love
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