Don't open a condom package with scissors...

[NathanBryce]

I feel this is self-explanatory...

[Ellen]

hahaha......is this the voice of experience?

[NathanBryce]

Not personal experience, no... thank God.. but look at the disaster that can be caused... such as DJ Speaker's parents..

[kevinb70]

and squeeze the package before you open it, to make sure it's airtight. That evil ex may have snuck in and poked holes in them with a needle.... :eek:

[Ellen]

GEEZ, I guess you can't be too safe...

[Aletta]

Originally posted by NathanBryce
Not personal experience, no... thank God.. but look at the disaster that can be caused... such as DJ Speaker's parents..

BAWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!

[stephy]

who actually has enough time to go get a scissors and cut that baby open? you would think that would sort of ruin the mood? "oh hold on baby, stay wet, i'll be right back...i need to go get the scissors so i can open this damn thing condom."

[Aletta]

as a warning to not open the condom pack with scissors they should post a picture of the magicherbking...

[Remus83]

haha...you're evil

[Aletta]

*insert evil grin here* my hailo is hanging off my horns for nothing... ;)

[baby jojo]

Condoms are pointless. Unless you find a good one. You know that the second you start to open it the mood starts to go away. Just my opinion:)

[Aletta]

:rolleyes:

[NathanBryce]

i always open the package before the foreplay... that way i can just slap it on... or he can ;)

aletta you make my crotch tingle with joy

[Aletta]

wow, apparently i was unaware of the extent of my buttery blonde mistress powers... ;)

[Remus83]

Originally posted by NathanBryce
i always open the package before the foreplay... that way i can just slap it on... or he can ;)

aletta you make my crotch tingle with joy


haha:)

[Hummingbird]

I really don't like condoms! I mean it's called birthcontrlol I guess i like my penis!! he he