That's tight alright

[Krunk4Christ]

OK so what the fuck. I want to know one thing. I get all this spam in my mailbox for penis enlargement surgery, big dick pills, vanishing cream etc etc.

Why the fuck don't we ever see spam for shit like:

"Pussy too big? Click here for a tighter Vag"

"Has your hole been worked over too hard since you were 13? We'll shrink that hole up for $$$$$, just click here [insert tight hole to large hole rotating .gif here]"

"Does your man only want to stick it in your ass? Have you asked yourself why? Click here for a vag so tight you'll make him think you're even yonger than your IQ."

Can anyone else come up with a "tigher vag" spam headline?

[snowkiitie69]

omfg that is hilarious.. um.. i will get back to you about the headline thing in a bit

[gonzo23]

that's fucked up!
hehehe
btw, hiya snowkittie

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[snowkiitie69]

hiya gonzo.. that is funny

[Forrest]

there already is a cream that supposedly make your pussy tighter. i think they sell it at insurrection and shit like that. i know its on the internet somewhere. gawd where have yall been? :rolleyes:

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