View Full Version : what is up w/the wack pickup lines lame mutherfuckers use?
magicherbking
05-26-2003, 12:51 AM
u know i hate when i see a fine ass babe walking down the street and some lame mutherfucker is trying to holler at them and they think the babe is feelin there game but there not lol
im the type of person if i want something im gonna get it one way or another like me and my boy was out roaming lil 5 points a few weeks ago when he saw this fine babe and i just stopped what i was doing and hollered at her from across the street i didnt think she would call but she called tonight and asked to come over my house cuz her and her boyfriend is having like mad beef right now and every thing but ne ways like i said i get what i want one way or another :headbang:
just a message from ur neighborhood
magic herb king
The Evil Couch
05-26-2003, 08:41 PM
you're an idiot.
no, really. I'm amazed that you didn't electrocute yourself when you set your computer up or drown in the bathtub or something.
vapor
05-26-2003, 08:43 PM
game over.
couch wins.
bloody hell... aNOTHER one?!?! :twitch:
vapor
05-26-2003, 11:03 PM
it's not like it's unexpected.... we were kinda overdue for our latest shipment of idiots.
Originally posted by vapor
it's not like it's unexpected.... we were kinda overdue for our latest shipment of idiots.
are we? shit i need to fix my time zones, i wasn't expecting them for another three days at least...
vapor
05-26-2003, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by dr00
are we? shit i need to fix my time zones, i wasn't expecting them for another three days at least...
you didn't get the memo? the new shipments now arrive every 8 days...
fuck no, i don't read that shi- uh.. what's goin on? yah, MEMO... riiight i read it, i just uh.. forGOT that's it... *laughs nervously*
nesquik
05-27-2003, 01:12 AM
magicherbking....are you a redneck?
Fallosophy
05-27-2003, 03:10 AM
I wonder if he wandered in from the UD wasteland
Jimmy Mac
05-27-2003, 11:39 AM
wow reading that post makes me feel good about myself seriously like watching jerry springer
magicherbking
06-07-2003, 05:22 PM
nesquik no im not a redneck im a huh huh i dunno what the hell i am but im not a red neck what r u?
vapor
06-07-2003, 09:14 PM
Originally posted by magicherbking
nesquik no im not a redneck im a huh huh i dunno what the hell i am but im not a red neck what r u?
<points at the ground> i think you dropped a chromosome...
nesquik
06-07-2003, 09:18 PM
Originally posted by magicherbking
nesquik no im not a redneck im a huh huh i dunno what the hell i am but im not a red neck what r u?
lol are you sure about that one buddy??
im def. not a redneck but thanks for asking! i was conceived from two different gene pools (basically that means my parents are not related!)
HAHAHHAA vapor
Originally posted by The Evil Couch
you're an idiot.
no, really. I'm amazed that you didn't electrocute yourself when you set your computer up or drown in the bathtub or something.
:hahaha:
Jimmy Mac
06-07-2003, 09:50 PM
you know what pick up line I hate when I see a fine ass ho and some cracker white boy walks up hollaring at them saying they graduated high school and passed english class up whats up wit dat?
loneknight
06-09-2003, 01:11 PM
you know what i hate is when vapor has a kid cause its apparent it will be from the shallow end of the gene pool
Tigga
06-09-2003, 03:14 PM
Ok, UD seriously needs to open back up so I can start sending these shipments to the right address. :twak:
Remus83
06-10-2003, 02:09 AM
BBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ok, who is this...come on out...we know its fake!!!!!! lol
ive never seen sooo many mistakes...i dont know what to say:)
magicherbking
06-10-2003, 11:15 AM
"you know what i hate is when vapor has a kid cause its apparent it will be from the shallow end of the gene pool"
dude ur so right
nesquik dude r u sure u arent a test tube baby? i mean what the hell? stop smoking so much hash
i mean do u even know ur dad?
loneknight
06-10-2003, 11:17 AM
lmao lmao
just a message from your friendly neighborhood magicmushroomking
magicherbking
06-10-2003, 11:18 AM
Originally posted by vapor
<points at the ground> i think you dropped a chromosome...
dude ur the one that doesnt even have ne chromosomes and stop kidding urself :moon:
vapor
06-10-2003, 11:23 AM
ok, who forgot to close the gate on the retard pen? we don't need them roaming loose again... :rolleyes:
buddgoddess
06-10-2003, 11:51 AM
i actually had a dood walk up to me and say,"i'd eat tha corn outta ur shit."
i think it was tha threadstarter..magikbutthead
needless 2 say...i ran...fast and far...YIKES!!
loneknight
06-10-2003, 01:01 PM
dude your confusing him with you its not our fault you travel the hershey highway
buddgoddess
06-10-2003, 01:06 PM
noooooooooooo fuckface...u missed it...reread my post...it was about lame ass pick up lines...
loneknight
06-10-2003, 01:29 PM
ok kool whatever
vapor
06-10-2003, 02:08 PM
hurry up and get deported loneknight. no one in america likes you, take a fucking hint.
Aletta
06-10-2003, 02:39 PM
BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!
Jimmy Mac
06-10-2003, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by magicherbking
dude ur the one that doesnt even have ne chromosomes and stop kidding urself :moon:
Do you even know what a chromosome is?
and no it doesnt add bling to your car
PHiLe
06-10-2003, 06:32 PM
:hahaha:
Originally posted by magicherbking
nesquik dude r u sure u arent a test tube baby? i mean what the hell? stop smoking so much hash
i mean do u even know ur dad?
this coming from the "magicherbking" :rolleyes:
Ryan The Robot
06-11-2003, 04:17 AM
http://plurplanet.com/forum/images/uploaded/4685_photo.jpg
derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp
buddgoddess
06-11-2003, 08:03 AM
lmfao...niiiiiiiiiiice
*falls off chair laughin*
nesquik
06-11-2003, 08:59 PM
Originally posted by magicherbking
nesquik dude r u sure u arent a test tube baby? i mean what the hell? stop smoking so much hash
i mean do u even know ur dad?
:confused: i'll just ignore the dumb test tube baby and the hash comment cuz yea...that was stupid!!
and no i dont know my dad...i was raised by underpants gnomes :rolleyes: :twitch:
Originally posted by vapor
you didn't get the memo? the new shipments now arrive every 8 days...
what's funny is I suddenly pictured a secret memo that you and a select view others get that show exact statistics, haha
do the idiots have shipping codes and stuff?
are there certain idiots that are marked as imports or elite idiots?
ok, I think my imagination made this funnier than it really was
megasound
06-15-2003, 12:03 PM
HAHAHAHA underpants gnomes...that episode of southpark was funny as shit....along with the Harbucks coffee...lmao
Rinoa
06-15-2003, 02:36 PM
you are the magical king of the idiots
Remus83
06-15-2003, 07:25 PM
sup peimppppppppp
CrazzyAngel
07-02-2003, 01:06 AM
This one guy at a japanese steak house told me..."You stay here I take you home." What the hell is up with people now a days?
KrIsPy
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