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The Evil Couch
05-22-2003, 12:22 AM
yo mama is so big, when she bent to tie her shoes, she fried her face from re-entry.
The Evil Couch
05-22-2003, 12:35 AM
Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends
The Evil Couch
05-22-2003, 12:36 AM
Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job
Gargoylee
05-22-2003, 12:37 AM
Yo Mamma needs to stop post whoring, bitch.

*bats your shoelaces*
The Evil Couch
05-22-2003, 12:41 AM
MREEOOOOOOWWWW!!!

FSSST! FSSSSSSSST!
Gargoylee
05-22-2003, 12:51 AM
*runs across room and slides on hardwood floors*
The Evil Couch
05-22-2003, 01:05 AM
wheeee
Gargoylee
05-22-2003, 03:43 AM
*curls up on the couch*
The Evil Couch
05-22-2003, 08:33 AM
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, COUCH CURLS UP ON YOU!


in other news, yo mama is apparently so dumb, that experts theorize that the reason for her being let go from M&Ms was for disposing of W's improperly.
Gargoylee
05-22-2003, 02:26 PM
Your momma's got a peg leg with a kick stand.
The Evil Couch
05-22-2003, 07:51 PM
yo mama's so nasty, her crabs have to drive dune buggies.
Gargoylee
05-22-2003, 09:15 PM
You're mommas got a glass eye with a fish in it.
The Evil Couch
05-23-2003, 02:18 PM
yo mama's so big, she uses 2 greyhound buses for rollerblades.
Gargoylee
05-23-2003, 03:44 PM
Yo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!
The Evil Couch
05-23-2003, 04:17 PM
yo mama's so ugly, she had to get her kids drunk so they'd let her breast feed them.
Torrent
05-24-2003, 04:37 AM
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

good stuff!
The Evil Couch
05-24-2003, 01:48 PM
Yo mama's so old, she drove a chariot to high school