now taking applications...

[vapor]

empress and i have decided to start a plur planet sex team...

pm us your resume's. oh, and before you even ask, yes, there will be helmets and kneepads-- we're big fans of safe sex.

[dr00]

no safety equipment for me... sorry, i don't do well with straps and things... unless they're used for "something else" ;)

[empress]

I need a cheerleader outfit for this... a Dallas Cowboys one... definitely. :) GOOOOOO TEAM!!!!! :D:D:D

[Lexus]

Whips and Chains...HAAAAAAND CUUUFFFSSS!!!!

[Louie]

I want to part of this team!!!

*rushes off to finish resume*

[vapor]

http://plurplanet.com/forum/images/uploaded/2444_photo.jpg

http://www.opfor-usa.com/members/vapor/phaser%20hit%20it.jpg

[Lexus]

OMG that is great, but I cant believe you used that against me! Bad boy! go to my room......so you're saying that I can keep the spiked collar look? what about adding some leather in there too?

[vapor]

Originally posted by Lexus
OMG that is great, but I cant believe you used that against me! Bad boy! go to my room......so you're saying that I can keep the spiked collar look? what about adding some leather in there too?

it all looks equally good on the floor... oh wait.. i mean... uhhh.. yes?

[Serenity]

Where do we turn this in at exactly ;) ;)

[Ryan The Robot]

my room by 9pm shard thursday

[Ryan The Robot]

i could fix the error, but its more funny saying SHARD than SHARP

[Serve3]

Put me in coach! I'm ready for play...


uh, I'm ready TO play,... yea

[Serve3]

just thought I would show you guys what I have to offer
http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/nessaquik/vwp?.dir=/My+Photos&.src=ph&.dnm=rabbits.jpg&.view=t&.done=http%3a//photos.yahoo.com/bc/nessaquik/lst%3f%26.dir=/My%2bPhotos%26.src=ph%26.view=t




:D

[zan]

make room for this nympho :D

[euphoric]

you're offering a red x?





....COOL!

[vapor]

Originally posted by euphoric
you're offering a red x?





....COOL!

hey.. red x's are teh sexy...

[xChrisx]

i dont need a team to be a rockin sexer

[Jimmy Mac]

Will knows all about my talents.....first hand

[Kibler]

i'm the intercontinental cunnilingus champion.

how's THAT for a resume?

[Jimmy Mac]

Originally posted by Kibler
i'm the intercontinental cunnilingus champion.

how's THAT for a resume?

Not to mention hes great at giving head

[XxX Kristy XxX]

Originally posted by Kibler
i'm the intercontinental cunnilingus champion.

how's THAT for a resume?

good, good man...hehehehe... :D
i believe i should a champion also... :p

[Kibler]

Originally posted by TasteDaWainbo
good, good man...hehehehe... :D
i believe i should a champion also... :p

what can i say? i got da skillz dat pay da billz...

[Serve3]

Originally posted by euphoric
you're offering a red x?





....COOL!



DAMNIT! DAMNIT! DAMNIT!


I HATE THE INTERNET.

IT WAS TWO BUNNIES HUMPING!!!!


DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT!!!!

[vapor]

Originally posted by Kibler
i'm the intercontinental cunnilingus champion.

how's THAT for a resume?

i beg to differ.. i've held that title for several years...

[Skylie]

I WANNA PLAY!!!

[Skylie]

my Resume:

Title: THE ORIGINAL PlayBoy Bunny

Experience: 2 guys and 2 gurls

special talents: NO GAG REFLEXES!

other: I'm a hottie with a body!




I wanna play


pick me, pick me!

[xChrisx]

Skylie gimme a blowjob and i'll give you a good reference

[Kibler]

Originally posted by vapor
i beg to differ.. i've held that title for several years...

this sounds like a challenge...

now we just need a judge. :D

[vapor]

ok, he's the deal so far

1st string
vapor
empress
lexus
serenity
deca
kibler
skylie

2nd string
louie
jimmy mac
serve3
zan

ok, second stringers- we're not quite sure that you could keep up with us, but don't worry, we play rough and there are bound to be injuries and line up canges-- i promise you'll get a chance to prove yourselves. ;)

ok people, there are still spots open so send in those resumes-- boob pics will definately help the process. (and those who are in already should send those too, otherwise we might have to bump you to second string in favor of newcomers)

[empress]

Originally posted by Skylie
special talents: NO GAG REFLEXES!

ok. We share the same special talent.. BONUS POINTS FROM ME! :D



Me and Vapor have talked EXTENSIVELY over this.. and yes.. boobie pictures are going to be a necessity. Sorry but those are the rules.. :)

[XxX Kristy XxX]

well where r the pics? i just want to see boobies

[vapor]

there is also going to be a championship title match


vapor vs kibler for best muff diver

empress vs skylie for best deep throat


no holds barred and anything goes!!! the 4 of us going at it for the belts-- you don't want to miss it!

[empress]

we need a REFEREE!!! *hahaha* :p

[vapor]

Originally posted by empress
we need a REFEREE!!! *hahaha* :p

no we don't-- no one can beat the slut twins...

[empress]

YEAH!!!!! What he said!!!! *slut twins secret handshake* ;)

[vapor]

<slut twins secret handshake>

with our powers combined we are undefeatable!!!!!

[empress]

*bwahahahahahahahaha* we need slut twin decoder rings too.. :D

[Kibler]

your powers combined? so you're saying you're going to be giving ginny a hand with the deep throating, huh will?

[empress]

that would be hot

[vapor]

Originally posted by Kibler
your powers combined? so you're saying you're going to be giving ginny a hand with the deep throating, huh will?

yeah, i'll hold back her hair ;)

we're kinda like captain planet, but without the mullet and green skin thing.

[empress]

yeah a MUCH MUCH hotter Captain Planet! :D

[vapor]

Originally posted by empress
yeah a MUCH MUCH hotter Captain Planet! :D

that totally goes without saying. ;)



but anyway... who else wants to try out for the team?

[XxX Kristy XxX]

can i just be the camera woman?

[Cha]

Originally posted by vapor
there is also going to be a championship title match


vapor vs kibler for best muff diver

:vroom: not gunna say a word :eek:

empress vs skylie for best deep throat

i win :headbang:

youve already seen my resume...

[shavencock]

looking to be the camera man at the event. or even the ref.

[XxX Kristy XxX]

nope im gonna be the camera woman...:)

[Thumper]

i want in

[Jimmy Mac]

second string? are you second guessing your own teachings Will?

[vapor]

Originally posted by Jimmy Mac
second string? are you second guessing your own teachings Will?

no, it's just that you're a first year student, you haven't even had "giving that bitch tha shocker 203" yet...

[Jimmy Mac]

So who wants to start practicing?