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Shaggie
03-20-2002, 03:20 PM
so im chillin with this 'friend' of mine... was a lil while ago... but like i leave here house with the worse case of blu balls ever in my life... i get home an i gotta take care of this so i do whas natural an get out the porn an start jackin off... sooooo it was really fuckin good... an i knew i was gonna cum good... sooo im bout to cum... an all the sudden jizz is flyin up to my face... an im like O SHIT! so i try to move but not in time... soooo all over my own face was my cum... lol woohooo!@!@ this ever happen to anyone else???
XxObnoxiousBobxX
03-20-2002, 06:07 PM
PATHETIC!!!!!!!!! YOUR SUCH A MORON WHY WOULD YOU PUBLICLY ADMIT TO THAT????????
flipper
03-20-2002, 07:20 PM
ewwwwwwwwwww your gross!! dont talk to me!
~SpYrO~
03-20-2002, 10:29 PM
mmmmm....ok

weird

n

not something i wanted to read

but ok

live

your


life

as

you

please>>
Osiris
03-21-2002, 01:00 AM
Yeah, I've had that happen before.....but it wasn't MY face I got cum all over!! But anyway, I think that was a little more info than ANYONE needed to know!!
XxObnoxiousBobxX
03-21-2002, 01:50 AM
HEY GURLS AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SWALLOW WITH THIS GUY IF YOU DONT CUZ IT SEEMS LIKE HER LIKES IT ON HIS FACE. ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!! DUDE YOU NEED TO PRACTICE YOUR AIM!!!
FetusFucker666
03-21-2002, 02:55 AM
I thought that story was amussing, obviously you guys did too, so at least hes not a closet perv like the rest of you.
empress
03-21-2002, 03:22 AM
Shaggie.......u luv that shit.......BOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGG
Shaggie
03-21-2002, 09:56 AM
its really not that serious... jus thought it was funny... an everyone could get a laugh out of it... an bob... didnt say i liked it.. but at least it was my own an not some other dudes... u kno.. the way u like it... lol whatever...
XxObnoxiousBobxX
03-21-2002, 01:13 PM
I MIGHT GIVE YOU SOME CRDIT ON THAT JOKE BUT MAYBE ANOTHER DAY SHAGGIE. YOU FAG. UN LIKE YOU I DONT HAVE CUM IN MY FACE. THE ONLY PERSON I MAKE CUM IS MY GF. HMMMMMMMM YEAH YOUR STILL A CLOSET FREAK FAG THATS STARTING TO PEAK HIS HEAD OUT BUT GOT SHOT IN THE EYE WITH A HUGE LOAD FROM YOUR GERMAN SHAPARD
Shaggie
03-21-2002, 01:48 PM
its ok bob... u dont have to include me in on yer sick fantasies about german shepards... so wait.. the only person u can make cum is yer gf?? u cant make yerself cum?? thas pretty sad man... maybe u should think less of german shepards an more bout yer gf.... *shrugs... lol whatever... thanx for the amusement
kung_foo_cumshot
03-21-2002, 02:09 PM
I hate it when you jerk off and cum gets stuck in your happy trail and you find it later. Or when you jack off in the bathtub and the cum floats and finally sticks to your leg, and you scratch it off later when you find it.

Cum is tricky, you have to keep an eye on it. But you dont have to keep it on your eye, shaggie.
FrootLoop
03-21-2002, 02:37 PM
rofl
Katrina
03-21-2002, 03:50 PM
*smiles* and looks at shaggie, u know we all have our lil stories...and u know mine....the church on v-day 2 yrs ago *wink*
*~*katrina*~*