Top Ten Things Men Understand About Women

[Gargoylee]

(from my mother)

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[Mist]

Oh how so very true.

[vapor]

if you want it to be accurate...


Originally posted by SkyBabiee
(from my mother)

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10. they have boobs

[dr00]

the same could be said only vice-versa, d

[lilcupcakesjo]

Originally posted by dr00
the same could be said only vice-versa, d

For real!!! I feel like I don't understand the first thing about guys sometimes. The key is to become "one of the guys." Only then can you truly enter their world. LOL. When I feel like I don't understand guys, I just start playing video games.

Johanna

[dr00]

hahahahahah does that work?

[Gargoylee]

No, cuz I get pissed when I loose :D

And, you're right dr00. You should know me well enough by now that you take all my male-bashing with a grain of salt :)

:flowers:

[dr00]

who says i don't?

and who said i was talkin to YOU about the video game thing? :p

[Gargoylee]

Originally posted by dr00
and who said i was talkin to YOU about the video game thing? :p

And who says I don't poke my fucking nose in wherever the hell I want?

:moon:

[dr00]

Originally posted by SkyBabiee
And who says I don't poke my fucking nose in wherever the hell I want?

:moon:

absolutely no one

[Gargoylee]

Originally posted by dr00
absolutely no one

YAY! :D

[lilcupcakesjo]

Originally posted by dr00
hahahahahah does that work?

It sure does. It has always worked for me. It's called an "instant bond." Hehe.

Johanna

[Ryan The Robot]

another instant bond


showing boobs

[dr00]

hahahahah "instant bond" heheh when me and my last girlfriend played video games she was usually the guy at that point, cause first of all, i sucked, but she'd rub it in... i used to get SO pissed off.... but... yah heheh

[Gargoylee]

I love playing video games with FRosTY.

A couple of weeks ago we even went to Dave And Busters
I kicked his ass in Jurassic Park
He kicked mine in Tekken 4 (I'm still bitter about that... I needed a Ninendo'eque controler)

[FRosTY]

Originally posted by SkyBabiee
I love playing video games with FRosTY.

He kicked mine in Tekken 4 (I'm still bitter about that... I needed a Ninendo'eque controler)

That just goes to show.......
















Guys rule and girls drool

[*kitty*]

guys have cooties, especially frOOty ones...

[Gargoylee]

Originally posted by FRosTY
That just goes to show.......
Guys rule and girls drool

Just like a guy to be too dumb to remember to add all of the quote and then think he was being humorous and entertaining.

Originally posted by kittykat101880
guys have cooties, especially frOOty ones...

:circle... circle... dot... dot... now I have the frOOty shot!:

[FRosTY]

^^Piss off you bloody wanka!!!!!!!

Both you and kitty!


FRosTY-->:twak:<---- kittykat101880


*hahahahahahahahahaha*

[Gargoylee]

Don't smack Kitty!!! :mad:

--> SkyBabiee :klunk: <-- KittyKat
........................^
....................FRosTY

[aggitsback]

here are your 10...


1- no sense of direction

2- worthless without vagina

3-want her to go- treat her to well

4-treat not so well- can't get rid of her

5-look at their mother- their destiny

6-only wants to talk during your game/movie

7-there is no right answer to" does my ass look fat"

8-multiply her said partners by the number 3

9-it used to be illegal for ladies to swim in the ocean, but now we'll never get the smell out of the fish

10- most would be stronger if they realized they have 1/2 the money and all the booty.

good day girls...

[magicherbking]

sky not to be mean or ne thing but i know 10 things about women
1. they smell good most of the time
2. they usually look good naked
3. they are very moody
4. they can b sweet only when they want something
5. they can rip ur heart out and step on it and not care
6. they show concern when they want to have sex
7. they want sex when it suits them
8. they have nice boobs most of the time
9. they nag u about ne and everything
10. they love to bitch u out when u look at other women

[magicherbking]

just a message from ur neighborhood

magic herb king

[Message_Man]

women.... can't live with them, can't shoot them in the head.

Wait thats most people.

[Gargoylee]

Originally posted by magicherbking
sky not to be mean or ne thing but i know 10 things about women
1. they smell good most of the time
2. they usually look good naked
3. they are very moody
4. they can b sweet only when they want something
5. they can rip ur heart out and step on it and not care
6. they show concern when they want to have sex
7. they want sex when it suits them
8. they have nice boobs most of the time
9. they nag u about ne and everything
10. they love to bitch u out when u look at other women


If that's the way most girls are, I'm not sure if my boyfriend knows how lucky he is ;)

Nah, he knows :D

[XxX Kristy XxX]

the cool thing about being a lesbian is i understand girls very well cuz i am one...i treat them the way they really wanna be treated...i give them comfort and everything else...so yah but ahh girls are still confusing

[Gargoylee]

Originally posted by TasteDaWainbo
the cool thing about being a lesbian is i understand girls very well cuz i am one...i treat them the way they really wanna be treated...i give them comfort and everything else...so yah but ahh girls are still confusing

Boys can do that to, if they really care :D

[vapor]

:rolleyes:

[Fallosophy]

Originally posted by magicherbking
sky not to be mean or ne thing but i know 10 things about women
1. they smell good most of the time
2. they usually look good naked
3. they are very moody
4. they can b sweet only when they want something
5. they can rip ur heart out and step on it and not care
6. they show concern when they want to have sex
7. they want sex when it suits them
8. they have nice boobs most of the time
9. they nag u about ne and everything
10. they love to bitch u out when u look at other women


...are you trying to hit on delia or piss her off. im confused

[vapor]

Originally posted by Fallosophy
...are you trying to hit on delia or piss her off. im confused

if he had met her it would be the second one.,..

[PHiLe]

They are crazy . . . that is all :rolleyes:

[Gargoylee]

Originally posted by Fallosophy
...are you trying to hit on delia or piss her off. im confused

Either one didn't work, so it doesn't really matter.

Originally posted by vapor
if he had met her it would be the second one...


Are you still bitter because I'm hot AND intelligent AND taken? Get over it already :rolleyes:

[Dr Z]

Originally posted by SkyBabiee
Are you still bitter because I'm hot AND intelligent AND taken? Get over it already :rolleyes:


Im bitter because my dog pissed on my newspaper this morning...as far as girls go...nope...dont know much about em....I just know do unto women as you would have them do to you...treat em bad they will be extreme bitches. treat em well. they are extreme sweethearts. I dont see how the choice is so hard.

[Gargoylee]

Originally posted by Dr Z
Im bitter because

Did I ask why YOU were bitter? Does it look like I even care why YOU are bitter?

[XxX Kristy XxX]

Originally posted by SkyBabiee
Boys can do that to, if they really care :D

thats the thing, most dont...that is not a good thing but that is life.

[Gargoylee]

Originally posted by TasteDaWainbo
thats the thing, most dont...that is not a good thing but that is life.

Very true!!!! But when you find one that does... You just can't stop :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[XxX Kristy XxX]

hehe welp u just have to hold on to that one and NEVER let go...:)


sighs...only thing that sucks is caring and people taking that for granted...yes i have went thru that a lot...

[Gargoylee]

Originally posted by TasteDaWainbo
hehe welp u just have to hold on to that one and NEVER let go...:)


sighs...only thing that sucks is caring and people taking that for granted...yes i have went thru that a lot...

I'm NEVER letting go until he wants me too..

Yeah, and I know ALL TOO WELL about the advantage thing... That's why it took me so long to open up to him in the first place :D

[XxX Kristy XxX]

welp im am extremely happy for u..i really am...not many ppl find ppl like that and its a wonderful thing u did...:)

now if only in time things will work out with the one i want..

[Gargoylee]

Originally posted by TasteDaWainbo
now if only in time things will work out with the one i want..

:( :( I hope so girlie!!!! I'm keeping you in my thoughts... AIM me if you want or need to talk!!! :( :(

[XxX Kristy XxX]

im otay..its not all that bad..i mean it is but isnt...in time, in time...we are just at a bad point in our lives for us to be together...if it is meant to be then its gonna happen..which i think i do see that in my future...:)

[vapor]

Originally posted by SkyBabiee

Are you still bitter because I'm hot AND intelligent AND taken? Get over it already :rolleyes:

well, i'll give you one of the three... the taken part is true.

besides, why would i be bitter when i was the one who got bored? ;)

[Gargoylee]

Originally posted by vapor
besides, why would i be bitter when i was the one who got bored? ;)

Well, it is hard to stay interested when I didn't want any kind of serious relationship with you :D;):D

[vapor]

whatever you have to tell yourself so you can sleep at night.... :rolleyes:

[Gargoylee]

Originally posted by vapor
whatever you have to tell yourself so you can sleep at night.... :rolleyes:

I definatly don't tell myself anything about you at night. I have something good to think about before I go to bed besides not a little insecure boy like you :p

[vapor]

;)

sweet dreams.... i know you keep a pic of me by your bedside.

[Gargoylee]

LOL. You masterbate to that thought, don't you? Too bad it's dellusional!!! :D ;)

[vapor]

actually, i masturbate to the thought of your horrible firey death...





but, close enough. ;)

[Gargoylee]

Originally posted by vapor
actually, i masturbate to the thought of your horrible firey death...


You always did have an sad attempt at freakiness. Too bad you've just always been so damn normal. :rolleyes:

[vapor]

Originally posted by SkyBabiee
You always did have an sad attempt at freakiness. Too bad you've just always been so damn normal. :rolleyes:


if you put the taco down before bitching about being normal or stereotypical it would be more effective ;)