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vapor
03-24-2003, 04:17 AM
so yeah... how often have you been asked for cyber sex on a sunday morning??? i decided to have a bit of fun with this one...

MeNoHeArGrL (2:37:34 AM): want to cyber?
vaporlocke1337 (2:37:46 AM): trying to quit thanks
MeNoHeArGrL (2:38:05 AM): aww wont u play wit me?
vaporlocke1337 (2:38:33 AM): i hear cyber sex is a leading cause of carpal tunnel syndrome
MeNoHeArGrL (2:38:44 AM): lol
MeNoHeArGrL (2:38:56 AM): so i'm playin with myself right now. do you have a pic?
vaporlocke1337 wants to directly connect (2:39:16 AM).
MeNoHeArGrL is now directly connected (2:39:21 AM).
MeNoHeArGrL (2:40:57 AM):
vaporlocke1337 (2:41:20 AM):
MeNoHeArGrL (2:41:39 AM): come on babe gimme a real pic
vaporlocke1337 (2:42:44 AM):
MeNoHeArGrL (2:43:07 AM): aww you're sexy!
MeNoHeArGrL (2:43:24 AM): we'd look good together ;-)\
vaporlocke1337 (2:43:24 AM): i have my moments
vaporlocke1337 (2:44:51 AM): so...
vaporlocke1337 (2:45:01 AM): i assume you have a name
MeNoHeArGrL (2:45:09 AM): meghan
MeNoHeArGrL (2:45:14 AM): whats yours baby
vaporlocke1337 (2:45:52 AM): well, most people refer to me as Vapor, but others prefer Will
MeNoHeArGrL (2:46:26 AM): oooh will is a sexy name
vaporlocke1337 (2:46:48 AM): you think so? i find it rather plain and boring
vaporlocke1337 (2:47:06 AM): now Marco... there's a sexy name
MeNoHeArGrL (2:47:13 AM): no its a manly name
MeNoHeArGrL (2:47:25 AM): for a manly man ;-)
vaporlocke1337 (2:47:54 AM): lol
vaporlocke1337 (2:48:06 AM): well then sweetheart, you have the wrong guy
MeNoHeArGrL (2:48:27 AM): whys that
vaporlocke1337 (2:48:32 AM): i'm about as girly as you can get without being a flamer
MeNoHeArGrL (2:48:32 AM): do you like to have sex?
vaporlocke1337 (2:48:59 AM): i'm a total whore, but having sex does not constitute manlyness
MeNoHeArGrL (2:49:43 AM): we should have cyber sex
MeNoHeArGrL (2:49:49 AM): my fingers are in my pussy rite now
vaporlocke1337 (2:50:02 AM): mine are on a cigarette
MeNoHeArGrL (2:50:35 AM): :-(
MeNoHeArGrL (2:50:38 AM): u dont want to play?
vaporlocke1337 (2:50:51 AM): well, mayhaps if you talked me into it...
MeNoHeArGrL (2:51:19 AM): i want to know what yoiu'd like to do to my body if I was there right now
MeNoHeArGrL (2:51:29 AM): lyin on the bed...waiting in anticipation...
vaporlocke1337 (2:52:02 AM): hmmmmmmm
vaporlocke1337 (2:52:18 AM): what are your feelings on hot fudge?
MeNoHeArGrL (2:52:35 AM): i looove it
vaporlocke1337 (2:52:47 AM): outstanding
vaporlocke1337 (2:52:59 AM): i'd make a batch...
vaporlocke1337 (2:53:30 AM): then pour it on a sundae... i'd let you lick the spoon of course...
vaporlocke1337 (2:53:39 AM): then...
MeNoHeArGrL (2:53:46 AM): mmmmm
vaporlocke1337 (2:54:11 AM): hmmmm.. i wonder where i could find cherries at this hour...
MeNoHeArGrL (2:54:24 AM): oooh yes cherries!
MeNoHeArGrL (2:54:25 AM): yuuum
MeNoHeArGrL (2:55:17 AM): youre gettin me worked up
MeNoHeArGrL (2:55:25 AM): im a little moist now
vaporlocke1337 (2:55:27 AM): ok... just on a side note.. what are you wearing?
MeNoHeArGrL (2:55:53 AM): a little nighty shirt, pink, and a pair of silk undies
vaporlocke1337 (2:56:13 AM): damn....
vaporlocke1337 (2:56:39 AM): i was hoping for knee high tube socks... with the racing stripes of course...
MeNoHeArGrL (2:56:48 AM): my comp is at the foot of my bed with the keyboard lyin on a pillow
MeNoHeArGrL (2:56:55 AM): lol your a silly one
MeNoHeArGrL (2:57:04 AM): but i love it ;-)
vaporlocke1337 (2:57:08 AM): no.. i'm serious...
vaporlocke1337 (2:57:25 AM): i have a huge fetish for cute girls in tube socks...
MeNoHeArGrL (2:57:26 AM): i believe you, you're just a lil different..its great tho
MeNoHeArGrL (2:57:40 AM): ooh that does sound cute
vaporlocke1337 (2:58:55 AM): i'm one of those people you either love or avoid like the plague
vaporlocke1337 (2:59:01 AM): ;-)
MeNoHeArGrL (2:59:15 AM): lol
MeNoHeArGrL (2:59:29 AM): keep goin about what you'd do to me...im enjoyin myself over here
vaporlocke1337 (2:59:57 AM): ahhh.... but it's my turn for a bit.. i want to hear what you'll do...
MeNoHeArGrL (3:00:30 AM): id slowly climb on top of you
MeNoHeArGrL (3:00:44 AM): rubbin my body all across you as i slid up over you
MeNoHeArGrL (3:00:54 AM): rubbin my breasts all along your stomache
MeNoHeArGrL (3:01:25 AM): id move up to your face and look into your eyes and move up and massage your face with my breasts
MeNoHeArGrL (3:02:13 AM): sit down on your lap and slowly move back and forth until you couldn't stand it
MeNoHeArGrL (3:02:31 AM): ill slowly unbutton your pants and slid them down and off
MeNoHeArGrL (3:02:37 AM): and then
MeNoHeArGrL (3:02:42 AM): its your turn ;-)
vaporlocke1337 (3:03:37 AM): brb...
vaporlocke1337 (3:05:55 AM): my girlfriend just came in... she wants to know if she can play too...
MeNoHeArGrL (3:06:04 AM): uh oh lol
MeNoHeArGrL (3:06:07 AM): of course
vaporlocke1337 (3:06:12 AM): outstanding
MeNoHeArGrL (3:06:18 AM): she doesn't care youre talkin to me?
vaporlocke1337 (3:06:28 AM): she also wants to know if you have any more pics
vaporlocke1337 (3:06:40 AM): nope... we have a very open relationship
MeNoHeArGrL (3:06:48 AM): i have one more
MeNoHeArGrL (3:07:19 AM):
MeNoHeArGrL (3:07:29 AM): ahhh and one of me lookin stupid lol hold up
MeNoHeArGrL (3:07:34 AM):
vaporlocke1337 (3:07:54 AM): she thinks you're hot...
vaporlocke1337 (3:08:01 AM): it's a big compliment
vaporlocke1337 (3:08:08 AM): she's extremely picky
MeNoHeArGrL (3:09:36 AM): aww whats her name?
MeNoHeArGrL (3:09:41 AM): amnd does she have a pic
vaporlocke1337 (3:11:10 AM): hold on.. let me find a good one...
MeNoHeArGrL (3:11:23 AM): ok
vaporlocke1337 (3:13:46 AM):
MeNoHeArGrL (3:14:07 AM): mmm shes sexy
MeNoHeArGrL (3:14:13 AM): whats the sexy girls name
vaporlocke1337 (3:14:31 AM): lex
MeNoHeArGrL (3:14:53 AM): aww how cute!
vaporlocke1337 (3:15:06 AM): ;-)

so yeah... :rolleyes:

and thanks to lexus for being my pretend girlfriend of the evening... the first pic i found of some hot girl was yours.. i hope you don't mind ;)

Dj_Aciddrop
03-24-2003, 08:52 AM
damn did she send u pics of her vapor?
she sent them to me

Stack
03-24-2003, 12:50 PM
hahaha thanks for sharing Vapor

Drastik
03-24-2003, 01:18 PM
she wanted my pics but i wouldn't give them 2 her

laffingbuddah
03-25-2003, 12:53 PM
That was funny as hell. Did she ever realize you were just fucking with her?

vapor
03-25-2003, 03:49 PM
i'm assuming it's someone from here... but the girl in the pic was rather hot...

Gargoylee
03-25-2003, 03:52 PM
Originally posted by vapor
but the girl in the pic was rather hot...

Then it wasn't her pic

vapor
03-25-2003, 04:00 PM
Originally posted by SkyBabiee
Then it wasn't her pic

of course not.. but like breathless, the girl in the pic was hot

Cha
03-25-2003, 05:11 PM
hey will... wanna cyber?

MCEnDA
03-25-2003, 05:46 PM
HAHhahHHAHaHhahAHahAHahhAHAhAHaHhAhAA -snorts-
HAHhahAHAHAHhhHAHAHhahahAHAhHAhhAa

- 3l3v3n -
03-25-2003, 05:58 PM
yes this post brought me many moments of laughter!!!!!!!!!!

Lexus
03-25-2003, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by vapor
so yeah... how often have you been asked for cyber sex on a sunday morning??? i decided to have a bit of fun with this one...

MeNoHeArGrL (2:37:34 AM): want to cyber?
vaporlocke1337 (2:37:46 AM): trying to quit thanks
MeNoHeArGrL (2:38:05 AM): aww wont u play wit me?
vaporlocke1337 (2:38:33 AM): i hear cyber sex is a leading cause of carpal tunnel syndrome
MeNoHeArGrL (2:38:44 AM): lol
MeNoHeArGrL (2:38:56 AM): so i'm playin with myself right now. do you have a pic?
vaporlocke1337 wants to directly connect (2:39:16 AM).
MeNoHeArGrL is now directly connected (2:39:21 AM).
MeNoHeArGrL (2:40:57 AM):
vaporlocke1337 (2:41:20 AM):
MeNoHeArGrL (2:41:39 AM): come on babe gimme a real pic
vaporlocke1337 (2:42:44 AM):
MeNoHeArGrL (2:43:07 AM): aww you're sexy!
MeNoHeArGrL (2:43:24 AM): we'd look good together ;-)\
vaporlocke1337 (2:43:24 AM): i have my moments
vaporlocke1337 (2:44:51 AM): so...
vaporlocke1337 (2:45:01 AM): i assume you have a name
MeNoHeArGrL (2:45:09 AM): meghan
MeNoHeArGrL (2:45:14 AM): whats yours baby
vaporlocke1337 (2:45:52 AM): well, most people refer to me as Vapor, but others prefer Will
MeNoHeArGrL (2:46:26 AM): oooh will is a sexy name
vaporlocke1337 (2:46:48 AM): you think so? i find it rather plain and boring
vaporlocke1337 (2:47:06 AM): now Marco... there's a sexy name
MeNoHeArGrL (2:47:13 AM): no its a manly name
MeNoHeArGrL (2:47:25 AM): for a manly man ;-)
vaporlocke1337 (2:47:54 AM): lol
vaporlocke1337 (2:48:06 AM): well then sweetheart, you have the wrong guy
MeNoHeArGrL (2:48:27 AM): whys that
vaporlocke1337 (2:48:32 AM): i'm about as girly as you can get without being a flamer
MeNoHeArGrL (2:48:32 AM): do you like to have sex?
vaporlocke1337 (2:48:59 AM): i'm a total whore, but having sex does not constitute manlyness
MeNoHeArGrL (2:49:43 AM): we should have cyber sex
MeNoHeArGrL (2:49:49 AM): my fingers are in my pussy rite now
vaporlocke1337 (2:50:02 AM): mine are on a cigarette
MeNoHeArGrL (2:50:35 AM): :-(
MeNoHeArGrL (2:50:38 AM): u dont want to play?
vaporlocke1337 (2:50:51 AM): well, mayhaps if you talked me into it...
MeNoHeArGrL (2:51:19 AM): i want to know what yoiu'd like to do to my body if I was there right now
MeNoHeArGrL (2:51:29 AM): lyin on the bed...waiting in anticipation...
vaporlocke1337 (2:52:02 AM): hmmmmmmm
vaporlocke1337 (2:52:18 AM): what are your feelings on hot fudge?
MeNoHeArGrL (2:52:35 AM): i looove it
vaporlocke1337 (2:52:47 AM): outstanding
vaporlocke1337 (2:52:59 AM): i'd make a batch...
vaporlocke1337 (2:53:30 AM): then pour it on a sundae... i'd let you lick the spoon of course...
vaporlocke1337 (2:53:39 AM): then...
MeNoHeArGrL (2:53:46 AM): mmmmm
vaporlocke1337 (2:54:11 AM): hmmmm.. i wonder where i could find cherries at this hour...
MeNoHeArGrL (2:54:24 AM): oooh yes cherries!
MeNoHeArGrL (2:54:25 AM): yuuum
MeNoHeArGrL (2:55:17 AM): youre gettin me worked up
MeNoHeArGrL (2:55:25 AM): im a little moist now
vaporlocke1337 (2:55:27 AM): ok... just on a side note.. what are you wearing?
MeNoHeArGrL (2:55:53 AM): a little nighty shirt, pink, and a pair of silk undies
vaporlocke1337 (2:56:13 AM): damn....
vaporlocke1337 (2:56:39 AM): i was hoping for knee high tube socks... with the racing stripes of course...
MeNoHeArGrL (2:56:48 AM): my comp is at the foot of my bed with the keyboard lyin on a pillow
MeNoHeArGrL (2:56:55 AM): lol your a silly one
MeNoHeArGrL (2:57:04 AM): but i love it ;-)
vaporlocke1337 (2:57:08 AM): no.. i'm serious...
vaporlocke1337 (2:57:25 AM): i have a huge fetish for cute girls in tube socks...
MeNoHeArGrL (2:57:26 AM): i believe you, you're just a lil different..its great tho
MeNoHeArGrL (2:57:40 AM): ooh that does sound cute
vaporlocke1337 (2:58:55 AM): i'm one of those people you either love or avoid like the plague
vaporlocke1337 (2:59:01 AM): ;-)
MeNoHeArGrL (2:59:15 AM): lol
MeNoHeArGrL (2:59:29 AM): keep goin about what you'd do to me...im enjoyin myself over here
vaporlocke1337 (2:59:57 AM): ahhh.... but it's my turn for a bit.. i want to hear what you'll do...
MeNoHeArGrL (3:00:30 AM): id slowly climb on top of you
MeNoHeArGrL (3:00:44 AM): rubbin my body all across you as i slid up over you
MeNoHeArGrL (3:00:54 AM): rubbin my breasts all along your stomache
MeNoHeArGrL (3:01:25 AM): id move up to your face and look into your eyes and move up and massage your face with my breasts
MeNoHeArGrL (3:02:13 AM): sit down on your lap and slowly move back and forth until you couldn't stand it
MeNoHeArGrL (3:02:31 AM): ill slowly unbutton your pants and slid them down and off
MeNoHeArGrL (3:02:37 AM): and then
MeNoHeArGrL (3:02:42 AM): its your turn ;-)
vaporlocke1337 (3:03:37 AM): brb...
vaporlocke1337 (3:05:55 AM): my girlfriend just came in... she wants to know if she can play too...
MeNoHeArGrL (3:06:04 AM): uh oh lol
MeNoHeArGrL (3:06:07 AM): of course
vaporlocke1337 (3:06:12 AM): outstanding
MeNoHeArGrL (3:06:18 AM): she doesn't care youre talkin to me?
vaporlocke1337 (3:06:28 AM): she also wants to know if you have any more pics
vaporlocke1337 (3:06:40 AM): nope... we have a very open relationship
MeNoHeArGrL (3:06:48 AM): i have one more
MeNoHeArGrL (3:07:19 AM):
MeNoHeArGrL (3:07:29 AM): ahhh and one of me lookin stupid lol hold up
MeNoHeArGrL (3:07:34 AM):
vaporlocke1337 (3:07:54 AM): she thinks you're hot...
vaporlocke1337 (3:08:01 AM): it's a big compliment
vaporlocke1337 (3:08:08 AM): she's extremely picky
MeNoHeArGrL (3:09:36 AM): aww whats her name?
MeNoHeArGrL (3:09:41 AM): amnd does she have a pic
vaporlocke1337 (3:11:10 AM): hold on.. let me find a good one...
MeNoHeArGrL (3:11:23 AM): ok
vaporlocke1337 (3:13:46 AM):
MeNoHeArGrL (3:14:07 AM): mmm shes sexy
MeNoHeArGrL (3:14:13 AM): whats the sexy girls name
vaporlocke1337 (3:14:31 AM): lex
MeNoHeArGrL (3:14:53 AM): aww how cute!
vaporlocke1337 (3:15:06 AM): ;-)

so yeah... :rolleyes:

and thanks to lexus for being my pretend girlfriend of the evening... the first pic i found of some hot girl was yours.. i hope you don't mind ;)

:eek: OMG!!!! LMFAO!!!!! that was great!! I'll be your pretend G/f any day...just lemme know!
heehee.. that was awesome!!!

I LOFE J00 WILL!!!!

biggin_junglism
03-26-2003, 02:10 PM
the tube socks fetish was a good touch......

Gargoylee
03-26-2003, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by biggin_junglism
the tube socks fetish was a good touch......

Who says he wasn't telling the truth?

vapor
03-26-2003, 04:17 PM
the tube socks thing IS the bloody truth....


and lexus is the best pretend girlfriend ever!

Gargoylee
03-26-2003, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by vapor
and lexus is the best pretend girlfriend ever!

Actually, that would be Feral. And stop copying me :p

vapor
03-26-2003, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by SkyBabiee
Actually, that would be Feral.
allow me to rephrase that... lexus is the best straight pretend girlfriend ever


And stop copying me :p
stop being delusional... :p

Louie
03-26-2003, 05:07 PM
HAHAHA I got the same shit too! lol I don't think I have it saved though. I got the pics and all. I asked her how she got my name and all...she said that she got it from here, but she never registered because she was afraid of getting flamed...goes to show you that you don't even have to be a member to get flamed on here!

Lexus
03-26-2003, 06:03 PM
Louie how tru how tru!!!

lexus is the best straight pretend girlfriend ever

heehee...THANKS!!!! so does this mean that I can use u as my pretend boyfriend when people wont leave me alone when I go out down here? :D

MWUAHZ!!!

Lex

vapor
03-26-2003, 06:07 PM
Originally posted by Lexus
[B]


heehee...THANKS!!!! so does this mean that I can use u as my pretend boyfriend when people wont leave me alone when I go out down here? :D

[B]

of course.... :D

PHiLe
03-27-2003, 08:44 AM
Originally posted by vapor
so yeah... how often have you been asked for cyber sex on a sunday morning???

I can't type with one hand . . . .

biggin_junglism
03-27-2003, 03:35 PM
Originally posted by SkyBabiee
Who says he wasn't telling the truth?

i never said that he wasn't.......

vapor
03-27-2003, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by PHiLe
I can't type with one hand . . . .

it just takes some practice... i mean... uhhhhhh.... i wouldn't know anything about typing left handed...

biggin_junglism
03-28-2003, 10:56 PM
Originally posted by vapor
it just takes some practice... i mean... uhhhhhh.... i wouldn't know anything about typing left handed...



i would..... :p and don't act like y'all don't like porn too......

Cha
03-30-2003, 07:33 AM
sadly... porn is probably the closest you will ever get to sex...

you know you are ugly when you masterbate and your hand falls asleep.

biggin_junglism
03-31-2003, 12:01 PM
Originally posted by tinker
sadly... porn is probably the closest you will ever get to sex...
you know you are ugly when you masterbate and your hand falls asleep.



don't hate........

Cha
04-01-2003, 12:53 AM
I wasn't... i was discriminating...

biggin_junglism
04-01-2003, 02:27 PM
well then don't do that either......

Dj_Aciddrop
04-03-2003, 09:10 AM
vapor was your mom tring to pick up oung boys online again?

vapor
04-03-2003, 10:22 AM
Originally posted by Dj_Aciddrop
vapor was your mom tring to pick up oung boys online again?

actually, she was too busy dodging your moms offers of lesbian sex ;)

biggin_junglism
04-03-2003, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by vapor
actually, she was too busy dodging your moms offers of lesbian sex ;)


ohhhh burn.......