View Full Version : Who wants to start some shit for realz
Random
02-17-2002, 04:55 AM
cuz im ready to blow up on a bitch
u wanna blow a bioch? im confused
I absolutely feel ya right now...
revenge of the plur
02-17-2002, 06:34 PM
u wanna fight? bring it you plur lovin kandykid
whhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa
kick chop punch twirl duck sweep uppercut
Random
02-17-2002, 06:58 PM
Zan - you only wish i wanted to blow you
Punk - and i care why?
revenge - if youre gonna try to start shit atleast get your facts straight,
1. im not big on plur
2. im not a kandi kid
so why dont you just go back to playing with your little imaginary friend before you get your feelings hurt
The Messiah
02-17-2002, 07:04 PM
Random "Flaming Nipples" shows off his goods to the Ramada Inn housecleaning staff, hoping that they'll let him stay an extra night for free.
Why?
Because he lives in a filthy fucking box in the alleyway outside Dairy Queen. Sometimes I walk by the box and piss all over it and tell Random that it's raining. Then he comes out and I beat in his skull with a garbage can lid.0
Random
02-17-2002, 07:20 PM
those are some pretty vivid dreams you have
but i guess that should be expected from a self riteous, arrogant ass, whose only goals are to try and make people feel bad and to get his dick wet.
The Messiah
02-17-2002, 07:42 PM
Originally posted by Random
a self riteous, arrogant ass, whose only goals are to try and make people feel bad and to get his dick wet.
You say that like its a bad thing?
Come on you fuck! You wanted a diss thread, so fucking diss proper! Dont come at me with some lame shit and waste my time!
This is kinda ironic, people trying to act all tough on plurplanet. ya think you are badasses but the problem is......what do you have to prove???? nothing.
PLUR- remember it
The Messiah
02-17-2002, 10:27 PM
lol! kid, im not trying to be a baddass, I AM A BADASS!
lol, anyway look diss threads can be fun, ive seen these things get creative as shit, I mean janks that become legendary you know? But all he is dishin is some fuckshit like, im better than you!! Come on man, PLAY ALONG OR DONT PLAY AT ALL
alrighty then, you are a sorry sack of shit, and the only thing you are good at is complaining about little siht in your life that nobody cares about. why don't you make like my pants and get out of here. how was that?
PLUR
The Messiah
02-17-2002, 11:25 PM
Heads up you worthless sack of ugly inbred, anally assualted puppy dogs, would you mind if I came over to your house dressed in a superman costume and took a shit on your pesticide infected lawn? I bet you would. SO........... if that pisses you off, how come your mother doing it doent? HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Belrok
02-17-2002, 11:34 PM
i was going to join in this, but you all have already gotten started, so i'm just gonna sit this one out.
jungleskank
02-18-2002, 12:11 AM
i will use the pattented kung fu cum shot with optional head room distilled gasoline and cat feceese
mcdrew419
02-18-2002, 03:31 PM
random you better step up cuz boy i will walk you like a dog.
Random
02-18-2002, 05:35 PM
bovine and humans make a bad mix; see messiah for physical proof. moo mutha fucka moo.
Random
02-18-2002, 05:38 PM
insert insult about roman here, cuz i dont have time to waste on a creature with only two brain cells, both of which are located in its dick.
mcdrew419
02-18-2002, 05:54 PM
awwwww raver boy thinks he has skills!!! how cute!!!! i'd love to meet you kid cuz you talk enough shit for a mountain of cows. bring it on.
mcdrew419
02-18-2002, 11:08 PM
did you back down?! :D
Random
02-18-2002, 11:37 PM
not at all, just have a life outside of the internet. but im sure you have long since forgotten what those are like.
mcdrew419
02-19-2002, 03:14 PM
plur man, plur.
it's the only way to go :p
queen_jill
02-19-2002, 03:32 PM
yeah, it figures ur little pussy self would bitch out and cry plur...roman ure such a fag...u can talk shit until it gets a little bit intense, then u run away screaming : plur! oh my god, quit calling me names, my names roman and im a whiny bitch, plur! well fuck u beeyotch...besides ur fuckin disses are about as old as the cum around ya mamas mouth...damn, tell that bitch to take a shower!
~~~*help! oh help! im being broken into...ahh! someone save me!*~~~ romans car alarm
~~~*a bitchy car alarm for a bitchy party kid...ooh wait...u dont go to parties anymore do u roman? u think that ravers are stupid, and raves are equally as dumb...yet u still post here...hmmm thats pretty pathetic...oh wait! ure roman, its cool....URE pretty pathetic!*~~~ ha ahahahahahahaha
fuck u and ur skanky, diease ridden boyfriend! bwahahahahaha
PHiLe
02-19-2002, 03:52 PM
Jill, you are the wind beneath my wings :D
Tigga
02-19-2002, 09:33 PM
I <3 Jill
queen_jill
02-19-2002, 10:13 PM
awwww...u guys.....im blushing!...:cool:
Random
02-20-2002, 12:44 AM
damnit people this is a dissing post. jill you suck.
nice one random...
"jill you suck" why don't just tell tigga he can't dance, or phile that harry potter isn't real?
stop being lame, come up with some real shit, you started this post, you have to set an example dipshit
PHiLe
02-20-2002, 01:37 AM
Yea SHe DOES!! and BOY-Howdy is she good!!!!:D
mcdrew419
02-20-2002, 01:11 PM
jill: hahahahahah i love you!!! but the car alarm got returned cuz it broke :mad:
btw: how's the mad cow disease coming along?
phile: its time for you to start being original.
tigga: there's no explanation for you, whatsoever.
queen_jill
02-20-2002, 01:20 PM
*clears throat* *pulls sleeves up* *takes off jewlery* aight....u wanna play...lets go!
phile: whatever dude...u wish u knew how fuckin good i was...i mean, those lessons from ur mom have really been paying off, but the fact is i wouldnt touch yo dirty ass if u were the last dick on the planet...oh, i meant small dick, btw....dont think im givin u props here u fuckin harry potter FREAK!
tigga: u cant dance!
droo: shut the fuck up, aint no one here tryin ta hear what yo lame ass is saying...if u wanna crack on random for lame disses u better bring sum of ur own....DIPSHIT
random: aight playa....just b/c ur pathetic little existence revolves around u tryin ta start sum shit with people b/c no one will talk to u unless theyre making fun of u, should be enough to convince u that suicide is the only answer....since it seems it hasnt...let me help u out....ure a whiny, bitchy, cock sucking little raver fag whos only purpose in being put here on this earth is to make other people feel better about themselves when they stand next to u....shit i feel better about myself just by reading the dumbass shit that uve already written.....its a shame ur dad decided to rape the asian whore that brought u into this world to begin with.....u wanna be a big shot and talk sum shit then bring it, cum bubble...but so far all uve done is make urself look like even more of an inbred asshole than u did when u started this post......
hahahaha....u want more, bitch?! come and fucking get it!!!!!!!!!
~~~*and that is how u know evil will always win...b/c good is dumb*~~~dark helmet
ps.......i dont have time to waste on a creature with only two brain cells, both of which are located in its dick. .....
.....ok, ure giving roman waaaayyyyy too much credit here...even if he did have 2, theres no way both of em could fit in his teeny tiny, shriveled little penis......yeah, the mad cow disease? well, i got the prescription that ur mom used, and she gave me the number to her doctor...shes also paying for me to go, since, u know, its her fault...but its all good thanks for askin
LisaOwnsYourCock
02-20-2002, 03:07 PM
OMG.....Queen Jill...you kick ass. It's nice to have some more bitches kicking around on this board:p
And which one is Roman???
queen_jill
02-20-2002, 05:09 PM
thanks fallen! go me go me its my bday its my bday........go me...
The Messiah
02-20-2002, 08:00 PM
The females are impressing me today! Yes they are! :-D
queen_jill
02-20-2002, 08:45 PM
well, messiah, i mean, u get impressed when u dont ejaculate 3 mintues after ur grandmother starts givin u head....ill take it as a compliment though....:cool:
The Messiah
02-20-2002, 08:49 PM
Grandma wanted to tell you thanks for last night, She said it was nice to be able to experiement with new things before she died and something about she went through a whole pack of cigarettes afterward, whatever thats supposed to mean i dunno.
queen_jill
02-20-2002, 09:09 PM
no prob dude...i tried to explain that thing to her...u know, its the one that u told me ur dog does....that tounge thing that u like sooo much? yeah, she was ok at it...it wasnt as good as u described though....i hope u got to try her out to experience the difference between recieving from a cainine and getting from ya granny.....
The Messiah
02-20-2002, 10:44 PM
Hey, your mom called my house. She said she knows what youve been doing to your little brother and your going back to the institution. She says people like you need treatment, its not your fault, its horses that trampled you when you were nine that made you think fondling younger family members is okay. Tsk tsk, shame shame
by the way, tell my grandma that after shes done with you, grandpa wants a whirl.
queen_jill
02-21-2002, 12:32 AM
*sigh* messiah....i understand that ure still upset b/c u finally realized how small ur dick is...but its time to move on.....and these little "disses" of urs...if u really feel justified in calling them that ....are just keeping u locked down in ur little cell of shame....its ok....most ravers are sluts...ull still get sum play...i mean, u can just pretend that ure roman and wait till theyre rollin before u make ur move....i hear they dont usually say no....but i would think that what should really make u mad is that ur brand of lame ass shock value im the shit jokez r played tha fuck out....i did that shit when u wuz in diapers, son.....so run along and go play with retarded kids over there.....that little short bus will take u home.....
p.s.....no offense to the retarded kids at being compared to messiah
pps....i will def let yo granny know
mcdrew419
02-21-2002, 01:46 AM
phil i hope you realize this is wrongville. do i detect a hint of anger in your tone?
woohoo you found a pic of me and DAMN thats a good one!
you guys are so thoughtful and creative! i'm at a loss for words!
phile, STOP IT, harry potter's NOT REAL, and no one fucking cares about some stupid little kid that was made up by some cracked, middle-aged woman in england who nothing better to do with her than write four horribly written books about SHIT
roman, get the feeling youre not wanted?? no? you SHOULD, now shutup and accept the fact that no one likes you
jill, you're funny and all, but it was a lot funnier when messiah said it... stop trying to be like him and maybe then you'll be QUEEN jill instead lame-ass, i wanna be queen jill
random, nothing to say? didn't think so
messiah, ummm, you're uh... MOTHER!! so there, and stuff.... or something....
PHiLe
02-21-2002, 05:18 AM
drOO All I have to say to you is. . ..
OBLIVIATE!!
That out to make you "forget";) :p
Tigga
02-21-2002, 05:28 AM
Originally posted by mcdrew419
tigga: there's no explanation for you, whatsoever.
Is that the best you can do? That's not even worth a response.
The Messiah
02-21-2002, 11:38 AM
Originally posted by queen_jill
*but i would think that what should really make u mad is that ur brand of lame ass shock value im the shit jokez r played tha fuck out....i did that shit when u wuz in diapers,
SO let me get this straight...you still wear diapers? and your how old?
I know why!
See with my supersperm, you dont just walk bowlegged, YOU NO LONGER ARE ABLE TO CONTROL BODILY FUNCTIONS. Yah sweety come back over tonight, if you ask nice enough ill hit it from the back again, but just remember! I wear the cowboy hat! :-D
And droo rocks, he can fuck my mom whenever he wants to!
thanks messiah, but me and yo mom have an understanding goin and i really don't need permission... but you should know that, does this mean you're at least offering to leave the room from now on?
The Messiah
02-21-2002, 07:41 PM
If I left the room, who would film it and sell it on the russian blackmarket as "filthy socialist swine and the women who love them"? I mean who would makev the money that supplys your little :cough:kiddie porn:cough: problem??
*gasp* messiah i told you never to bring that up! just because i told your mother about your gonaherpasyphilus of the anus and she dissowned you as her biological child doesn't mean you have to tell everyone!! grow up, you're so immature, i mean, last time i got drunk at backstreets and told all your gay lovers about that "mole" thing you went and told everyone i still wet the bed... yeah, well at least i don't still live with my mother!! *runs and cries*
The Messiah
02-27-2002, 05:03 PM
bzzzzzzzzz
we are sorry time but has expired between posts and that means your the fat kid in dodgeball. bye now.
think quicker live longer.
mcdrew419
02-28-2002, 02:32 PM
dr00 likes it up the ass
by his cat
he also fancies genital mutilation and crack cocaine.
just thought i should let everyone know to be careful around him....never know what kinda diseases he could bare.
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