Ever run across the fakeass kandiKid? wuts ur stories?

[Frost]

I went up @ The Globe during Vinyl Boys Anniversary to a gurl that had tonz of Kandi, and asked to trade and she said she was wearing all her's friends!! THEN SHE HAD THE NERVE TO ASK ME TO GIVE HER ONE TO TRADE!!!!! BAHHH!! being the softass though i gave her one......fakeass...bah....i never trade the kandi that i get either!!that gurl needs to be rubbed out..and if ur reading START MAKING SUM DAMNIT!!!

[Blinky]

The Politics of Candy Beads. What happened to the PLUR. My story. How many times have I asked some idiot with that shit on up to their elbows for 1 single piece only to be told that they cant give any of it away because it's all special. Just ask anyone thats ever done this to me whether or not I got that damn piece of candy.

P.S. Those who have given in to my pleading take note. I gave that shit away again before the end of the night. Just my way of spreading the PLUR. If you covet a bead then there is a special place in my future realm for you.

[FetusFucker666]

i was one.

[Obi's Evil Twin]

Um....

The way I was taught and what I still hold to is that you always keep the candy that is given to you and you only give away the ones that you make yourself. I do make candy whenever I get the opportunity, and I give that away, but I NEVER EVER give away candy which has been given to me. But if someone asks me for candy and I don't have any, I almost always have some for them the next time that I see them. :)

[FetusFucker666]

I do still have every piece that was ever given to me

[matrox]

when i was blingin the beads....i didnt wear any kandy i didnt wanna give out.......

what about the kandywhore that come bug you for a bracelet but they wont trade for one...lol

[Frost]

what about the kandywhore that come bug you for a bracelet but they wont trade for one...lol

thats when u let her know your not "rolling" and not "overly friendly" and just saying No

JUST SAY NO!!! :D

[Mirka]

Obi, can I haev a bracelet??? I'll make you one!!! Trade tomorrow??? :D
I don't give out my recieved candy either... That shit is mean... Blah... I had one gurl ask for a bracelet and I said if you giv em one and she just sais okee, and pulled one of her arm and I knew it could not hav been her own... Blah...
PLUS! IAN, if you are reading this, I want a candy in trade too!!! I've seen you enuff times for you to make me candy. :D
~Miri~

[Blinky]

JUST SAY NO!!!

Not a bad rule for candy in general.

[SnuggleZ]

Umm @ Elation these ppl kept coming up to me and asking for Kandie bc I was sporting a lot.
They was all like "I'm new can I have one of your bracelets"
WTF
I have been taught you don't ask for Kandie ppl just had one to you openly and you give one to them.
Am I wrong for assuming this??

[Mirka]

Not at all Snugglez! I got an idea a couple of weeks ago...
I made a bracelet that said POOP, one that said VOMIT and another that says FUGLY... And I'm plannin on makin soem that say bitch, whore, slut, etc... And give those out to the kidz that won't give me any... Or are just stoopid & obnoxious...
I know it's not very nice of me but it really buggers me... Blah!!!
~Miri~ :D

[kung_foo_cumshot]

Dearest Frost,

You were all "posers" wearing your friends shit at one time, unless you were a born raver. so what you are saying is the girl was guilty of wanting to do something new, feel like a part of the scene eventhough she wasnt yet? Hey, just like your first rave, huh?

think before you speak, moron.
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I quote:
"that gurl needs to be rubbed out..and if ur reading START MAKING SUM DAMNIT!!!"

--You are talking about little plastic bracelets, i mean, COME ON MAN! fucking get a hobby......go play outside or something, anyone that has ethics and regulations about trading cheap plastic bullshit needs a break from parties. Really, take a nice, fuzzy, plurry vacation. No baggy pants, no photon lights...no visors and especially no dope. you could be a member of the human race again if you tried real hard.

Maybe I am wrong about that.... :confused:

[BlueMorningMist]

Maybe some of these Kandi Kids should do what I do with my Candy that i consider 'special' .... Just take thoes and put them in a jar or a box and make however many to replace thoes , that why you have your 'special' ones and you have some that you can trade with. It isnt that hard.

[kung_foo_cumshot]

so....i guess that just seems proposterous to everyone....either that or you cant read.

[Frost]

Originally posted by kung_foo_cumshot
Dearest Frost,

You were all "posers" wearing your friends shit at one time, unless you were a born raver. so what you are saying is the girl was guilty of wanting to do something new, feel like a part of the scene eventhough she wasnt yet? Hey, just like your first rave, huh?

think before you speak, moron.
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I quote:
"that gurl needs to be rubbed out..and if ur reading START MAKING SUM DAMNIT!!!"

--You are talking about little plastic bracelets, i mean, COME ON MAN! fucking get a hobby......go play outside or something, anyone that has ethics and regulations about trading cheap plastic bullshit needs a break from parties. Really, take a nice, fuzzy, plurry vacation. No baggy pants, no photon lights...no visors and especially no dope. you could be a member of the human race again if you tried real hard.

Maybe I am wrong about that.... :confused:



yea whateva kungfoo boi

[The Messiah]

whatever kungfu boi?!?
WHAT IN THE FLAMING FUCK?!?!

what the hell is that man? come on, show us that basic elementary school train there oh frosty the snowman.

[Frost]

messiah, im saying whateva cuz i don't agree with him

[XxObnoxiousBobxX]

KANDI KIDS ARE TOOOOOOOOOOO PRISSY. I CAN'T STAND HOW THEY FOOL THEMSELVES TO THINK EVERYTHING IN LIFE IS PEACHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REALITY CHECK ITS NOT LIFES A BITCH DEAL WITH IT SO ROT IN JUNGLE HELL!!!!!!!!!

[FetusFucker666]

You were all "posers" wearing your friends shit at one time, unless you were a born raver Or what if you didnt wear kandy until you got kandy at partys? Hard to imagine someone could go to partys without plastic beads and people would be generous enough to give theirs to you..Yes thats right FOR FREE! Oh but wait they arent kandy unless they went to their first party all decked out in bracelets?? Im curious as to how this assumption was spawned.

I see you must be new at making fun of people (and if you aren't then lord help you) but if your are going to attack people and make assumptions then cover all your bases.

Really, take a nice, fuzzy, plurry vacation. No baggy pants, no photon lights...no visors and especially no dope. you could be a member of the human race again if you tried real hard. Because partys are the only place you find baggy pants and drugs. And the rest of the human race is drug free.

I think the quote was "Think before you speak moron"..was that correct?

Ok, Mike I understand you need a partner in crime to help you regulate, but I would suggest one well, you know, that doesn't suck at this. I almost pity him.

[mcdrew419]

everyone!!! please make me some candy!!!! i have an experiment that i desperately need to complete!!!

it's called...How to make a candy kid cry.

Candy NAPALM:

hmm let's see here....the supplies...

1 liter gasoline
1 strike-anywhere match
1 one-gallon bucket

the instructions....

1. gather supplies
2. obtain massive amounts of candy from unsuspecting e-tard victims at a rave
3. find an e-puddle (preferably a circle of massaging morons)
4. put bucket in the center
5. carefully place all the candy into the bucket, and make sure everyone sees you doing this...
6. pour in tha gasoline
7. strike the match
8. throw it in the bucket
9. observe, as each e-tard first gets sent into a bad trip (yes, mdma is psychadelic, duh)
10. watch, as they systematically try to save the candy with no regards to the third degree burns that will be sustained.
11. and here, the crying begins....not because they are burned (most would be way too cracked out to feel anything)...but because they can smell the oh-so-sweet smell of plastic sizzling, beads melting into a pile of black soot at the bottom of the bucket.

9, 10, and 11 are just theories....but I'd bet money on them.

[Frost]

shut the hell up u deusch

[mcdrew419]

okay i'll shut up just for you. since i really do care what you say. really, i do. promise!

[kung_foo_cumshot]

Fetusfucker666: Im wasnt poking fun at anyone. I was expressing distaste. Who cares when you started wearing fucking bracelets, you homo. Why the hell would you nitpick at some bullshit an idiot like me would write? Especially in defense for something beyond yourself, personally. The post wasnt even directed towards you, but apparently you feel the need to express the fact that you may be witty, even though your responses were fucking stupid and from your brainwashed, biased point of view. That must be a huge appetite that comes with your ego.

"Because partys are the only place you find baggy pants and drugs. And the rest of the human race is drug free. "

Thats sarcasm, oh I get it, sarcasm is funny. Ever been to a large-scale, drug free party? Oh I bet you have, back in the day when "da music waz da drug", huh? Its all about the scene yo.
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"I see you must be new at making fun of people (and if you aren't then lord help you) but if your are going to attack people and make assumptions then cover all your bases"

Damn, you got me. You win, you have hurt my cyber-feelings.

I cant seem to grasp being put in my place by some fuckchop that saves all the "special" bracelets that have ever been given to him. Maybe you can pass them down to your kids later in life when you get some fucked up chick (that Im sure will claim to be Bisexual) at a party knocked up. You can give them the one thats says "kandi kidz rule!" to them to wear on the first day of school. Im sure that will get their asses kicked.

Basically, Im better than you. Dont feel bad, Im sure you are "cooler" because you "cover all your bases". If you almost pity me, that means you care, I appreciate that :p
If I were you , I would go drink bleach immediately. Thats the only way out of being partially braindead. Maybe you could find a girl (who will claim to be bisexual) thats not all that intelligent either. That way, the above mentioned kid would be in special classes and instead of getting his ass whooped, they would stare at the bracelet and talk about the pretty colors.

[mcdrew419]

aight kung_foo_cumshot you just got on my bad side.

don't make me reveal your secrets. i know you'd just hate that.

[mcdrew419]

you know what i'm talking about.

[kung_foo_cumshot]

God.....but I never told anyone...only my mom knew...

Youre not another one of those stalkers..are you?

[mcdrew419]

uh oh...you figured me out... ;)

[FetusFucker666]

Why the hell would you nitpick at some bullshit an idiot like me would write? Because thats what I do, I "nitpick" idoits.

So please keep posting more of your stupidity, it gives me something to do.
you homo.
from your brainwashed, biased point of view. That must be a huge appetite that comes with your ego.
some fuckchop
How did it feel to get told by a homosexual, biased, brainwashed, egotistical fuckchop?
Oh I bet you have, back in the day when
Ah I was wondering when you'd bring up the "All hail, I am an almighty old schooler, that makes me elite, bow before me?"
Damn, you got me. You win, you have hurt my cyber-feelings.
Obviously or you wouldnt have gotten so defensive. I mean you even resorted to name calling. ::hands you a tissue for your cyber tear::

[Frost]

::hands you a tissue for your cyber tear::

wahahhahahaa lol rofl!!!!!

[The Messiah]

what are you laughing at frosty, he's doing your job.

[FetusFucker666]

I dont mean to cause trouble...but what can ya do when you're bored. Eatin Girl Scout Cookies and Jackin off gets old after the 4th or 5th time

[Mirka]

I Luv Little Blue. Fightin other ppls fights. Go you!
~Miri~

When are YOU gonna get me a PEPSI?

[Frost]

Originally posted by The Messiah
what are you laughing at frosty, he's doing your job.

well then, i'll just have to thank lilblue next time i see him, wont I?

[kung_foo_cumshot]

"Obviously or you wouldnt have gotten so defensive. I mean you even resorted to name calling. ::hands you a tissue for your cyber tear::"

You got defensive first, you continue to get defensive. You played into MY game. Not only did you play into my bullshit, the bullshit wasnt even directed to you. And you have goth poetry bullshit for your quote, you are automatically disqualified. So, no illusions or granduer please, spare me. This is boring the fuck out of me anyway.


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Eating girl scout cookies and jacking off never gets old, you must be doing something wrong.......do you have porn to go with that? The peanut butter girl scout cookies with chocolate on the outside are like crack. I wish they were as cheap as those butter cookies at the store, the ones you can get for like 99 cents, for 500.

[FetusFucker666]

have goth poetry bullshit for your quote Whose quote did you read?You got defensive first, you continue to get defensive I got defensive or tried to start shit? And it looks to me like I did a good job.You played into MY game. If your game was to make yourself look stupid again and againThis is boring the fuck out of me anyway. I get bored when I lose games over and over again. Its just no fun when you can't win.

As far as the girlscout cookies, I dont have porn, but the mom on the Dosee Dos box is pretty hot.

[Ecko]

Originally posted by The Messiah
what are you laughing at frosty, he's doing your job.

yes..you are very right, and a dam good job at that.


You played into MY game
your game must really be shitty... ecspecially since you lost so easily....then again, guess thats why this next quote works for you so well....
Eating girl scout cookies and jacking off never gets old
well it does when you have a someone else do it for you ;)

you homo.
wow...that was so good, dam... why would you pick on people you dont have anything in common with?... faggots are fantastic... homophobe much?

Originally posted by kung_foo_cumshot: Maybe I am wrong about that....
yes that is so true, your wrong about that, and this, and that over there :: points out all your idiotic lame attempts at insults ::

Mike, i know we have had out differences in the past, but seriously, the stuff you come up with is good, ill give ya credit for that, but come on... the oxygen this boy breathes could be used for something so much more constructive....like helping the paint that im watching dry faster, or better still could be used as fuel in flame to light a junkies pipe....either way, i wish you would consider finding someone that has half as much talent as you, cuz this one...hes not a winner, almost makes me feel sorry for him...then i realize that he's the sorta kid i would kick at a party ... not cuz he was rollin, or causin trouble... but because he was just a plain dumass. Cant wait for the Consortium to be back in the swing.
-Ecko

[The Messiah]

Well judging by the length and numbers of flames in only his first week, he's seems to be doing his job quite nicely. cheerio.

[kung_foo_cumshot]

in this present darkness i fall
upon broken knees
crawl through weight depression
haunted by an unborn ghost
i'll never know your fears



Goth poetry,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

"I got defensive or tried to start shit? And it looks to me like I did a good job."

Anyone can impress people that should be in the special olympics. If retards patting you on the back is how you define a "good job", then you are in the right place for ego boosting.



"your game must really be shitty... ecspecially since you lost so easily....then again, guess thats why this next quote works for you so well.... "

I got a rise out of you didnt I?


"wow...that was so good, dam... why would you pick on people you dont have anything in common with?... faggots are fantastic... homophobe much? "

I could have meant homoerotic, homoerrectus, homogenized.....you took it as homophobic and realting to homosexuality.....maybe some latent aggression concerning yourself?

"I get bored when I lose games over and over again. Its just no fun when you can't win. "

Im sure there are groups for people with winnning complexes. Its soooo important for you to win the fight and earn a trophy, isnt it? Everyone is kissing your ass for it, frost and ecko is anyway. Just like a medal ceremony. A "special" one.


I dont know any of you. I dont want to. I come on here specifically to see how many people I can get to react. Maybe the things I say arent even my opinions, and Im trying to get a rise out of the moronic things I say. Obviously your defensive demeanors were triggered by something I said that you didnt agree with. Keep it up, this thread is getting somewhere, none of the others are even remotely close in entertainment value. So lets see how many more times we can quote each other and change what the person meant, or add criticism, thats witty and funny.



The amount of flames and especially the lenghth of them are impressive huh?

[FetusFucker666]

Goth poetry,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Ok you dont have to continue proving you have no clue what that is, or what your talking about. We all realize you are clueless, calm down.Anyone can impress people that should be in the special olympics. jealous?I got a rise out of you didnt I? the only thing rising was in my pants when we discussed girl scout cookies. If you think a message baord post will get a rise out of me then again, thanks for proving how clueless you are. This is my entertainment, so again calm down sweety :) Im sure there are groups for people with winnning complexes. Its soooo important for you to win the fight and earn a trophy, isnt it? Everyone is kissing your ass for it, frost and ecko is anyway. Just like a medal ceremony. A "special" one. I guess being a loser all your life, you have learned to find the excitement in it, for that I do congratulate you. How fun is Mario when you cant beat the first stage? There I broke it down for you, i could see you needed it in simpler terms. I will try to not use big words, or complicated phrases anymore. I want you to keep up with me.none of the others are even remotely close in entertainment value. So lets see how many more times we can quote each other and change what the person meant, or add criticism, thats witty and funny. I see you are finally catching on...::claps::

[Ecko]

actually your right, this is probly the best thread so far... as far as your entertainment value you are getting more entertaining, i see you came out of the cloud you must have been in the past few days and said something with substance, anyways, i personally love twisting someones words for them...
Everyone is kissing your ass for it, frost and ecko is anyway. Just like a medal ceremony. A "special" one
hmmm.. i dont remember kissing his ass... i was jumping in to make fun of you as well... not for any cause mind you, that would make sense, i just jumped in because your an easy target... dont place so much importance on yourself as to think that i would actualy care that you were already getting it from a friend of mine. and as far as you doing all this to cause a rise, well... in a way it worked, but only in a rudementary way... basically we are doing the same thing you are,... i honestly could care less what your views ambitions and outlook on anything is... but i'll be damned if im not gonna take sides just for the sake of argument, having fun i am.
Obviously your defensive demeanors were triggered by something I said that you didnt agree with
well same applies here.. just cuz i believe in something doesnt mean i cant argue for the other side.. if i want to debate my personal beliefs then i will go elsewhere... but as far as here goes.. im up to argue bout anything.
-Ecko

[kung_foo_cumshot]

"Ok you dont have to continue proving you have no clue what that is, or what your talking about. We all realize you are clueless, calm down."

What is it then? enlighten me. Dont forget you are dealing with someone with "moronic influence" under their screen name.

"the only thing rising was in my pants when we discussed girl scout cookies. If you think a message baord post will get a rise out of me then again, thanks for proving how clueless you are. This is my entertainment, so again calm down sweety "

reply= a rise



"hmmm.. i dont remember kissing his ass... i was jumping in to make fun of you as well... not for any cause mind you, that would make sense, i just jumped in because your an easy target... dont place so much importance on yourself as to think that i would actualy care that you were already getting it from a friend of mine. and as far as you doing all this to cause a rise, well... in a way it worked, but only in a rudementary way... basically we are doing the same thing you are,... i honestly could care less what your views ambitions and outlook on anything is... but i'll be damned if im not gonna take sides just for the sake of argument, having fun i am. "



You are missing the point ecko. I set myself up to be a target. You are saying all the things i figured you would say. You cant get the best of someone that flat out doesnt care. I say things I dont really mean, I contradict myself. I just do it to see what you say. My hobby is not argueing, its going on a board where I am not known and seeing what kind of shit I can cause. So coming from that perspective, your attempts are weak. Why dont you try another angle, so far you are textbook. Fucking with people is an art, and so far you look like a kindergarten fridge drawing.


I cant believe you are the only two guys participating in this whole newbie hazing. Not that i expect alot of intelligent life on here.

[LisaOwnsYourCock]

:p

[FetusFucker666]

Isnt it funny to say "Stick her in the Dumper" ..that means shafting her poop chute!

[Frost]

[QUOTE] Everyone is kissing your ass for it, frost and ecko is anyway. Just like a medal ceremony. A "special" one

:kisses lil-blue's ass:

:gives ecko and lil_blue the medal of honor:

kungfoo cumshot just the fact that you want to see our reactions makes you seem like one of those fatass computernerds that have nothing else to do

[kung_foo_cumshot]

fatass? not yet, im working on that.
computernerd with nothing else to do? you nailed that one. Good job, give yourself a pat on the back and make a candy bracelet about it.

[Frost]

give yourself a pat on the back and make a candy bracelet about it.

:pats myself on the back:
:makes bracelet for Kungfoo:


hey kungfoo ever post in the Say what forum, or do you only lurk around inthe wrongville area?

[NRG_Freak]

Fake ass kandy kids? What about the fake ass jungle kid i saw not to long ago? This kid had on some nut huggin, snow camo pants, with a matching vest,ROFL. I saw him later E-Tarded and danceing with glowstix,ROFL. Junglist with glowstix? Bahahahah

[Ecko]

hey kungfoo ever post in the Say what forum, or do you only lurk around inthe wrongville area?
ok...that statement isnt really all that cool... simply because i tend to lurk in here more than most the other area's, mostly because i find the most entertainment here... its nice to come to a place where you can fuck with people and sharpen your skills, granted sometimes you have a poorly dubbed version of a wanna-be kung foo flick... but heh... its not like we pay talent to come in.. so we just have to make do with what comes along. as far as the fake-ass junglist thing... thats a steaming load of shit.....simply because a majority of the junglist kids out there now started out as candy kids... picking on someone simply because of how they dress is so elementary... try digging deeper... like making fun of a weird accent they have, or their low brain activity, oh!!! if they have any sort of flaw... like a big nose, or small eyes... you should really go for that stuff... thats what gets the laughs.. not the "heh heh... that kid has on pants that are tighter than i approve.. heh heh heh" so now that you have the bold part of making fun of someones physical flaws... are you also darring??... if so then you will take the time to get to know what personality flaws they have and make fun of those... only then will you be bold AND darring......
-Ecko

[Mirka]

Um... Mr Kung_Foo_Cumshot, you forgot me... I was kissin Lil' Blue's ass too I even got him a Pepsi!
And now I am kissin Ecko's ass *mwa* cos he looked so yummy all gothed up. :D
~Miri~
MLK Crew Reprezentin from da ILL A.P.T.

[Frost]

Originally posted by Ecko

ok...that statement isnt really all that cool... simply because i tend to lurk in here more than most the other area's, mostly because i find the most entertainment here... its nice to come to a place where you can fuck with people and sharpen your skills, granted sometimes you have a poorly dubbed version of a wanna-be kung foo flick... but heh... its not like we pay talent to come in.. so we just have to make do with what comes along. as far as the fake-ass junglist thing... thats a steaming load of shit.....simply because a majority of the junglist kids out there now started out as candy kids... picking on someone simply because of how they dress is so elementary... try digging deeper... like making fun of a weird accent they have, or their low brain activity, oh!!! if they have any sort of flaw... like a big nose, or small eyes... you should really go for that stuff... thats what gets the laughs.. not the "heh heh... that kid has on pants that are tighter than i approve.. heh heh heh" so now that you have the bold part of making fun of someones physical flaws... are you also darring??... if so then you will take the time to get to know what personality flaws they have and make fun of those... only then will you be bold AND darring......
-Ecko


very good point ecko