View Full Version : Top 5 ways to kill a kandi kid
Froboy
02-14-2002, 11:36 PM
1. Dangle kandi in front of them and proceed to lead off cliff.
2. Attach tons of kandi bracelets and necklaces to them, move into deep water, push them out of the boat and watch them sink to the bottom.
3.Guide them into oncoming traffic with kandi.
4.Give them a pacifier with cyanide on it.
and finally....
5.Tell them that the (insert dangerous animal here) wants a hug.
Please share your ideas too.
Blinky
02-14-2002, 11:54 PM
Run out of water, turn off the sinks.
The Messiah
02-15-2002, 11:38 PM
no sir, I dont like it.
Goddess
02-16-2002, 02:50 AM
I've found that guns usually do the trick
im still alive so blah :D
empress
02-17-2002, 01:41 AM
Glenn!!!! BAD BAD BAD!!!! "that was sooooo un~(u know what i'm about to say dont u? youre cringing arent u?)" heehee i wont say it! well i LOVE you anyway!!! PLURPLURPLURGLENNPLURPLURPLUR you like that dont u? *lol*
I lahhh you FrObOy!!! *coughcoughraverHOcoughcough*
heehee
Well, you could just put one in a room of junglists and watch them eat the kandy kid like...CANDY!!
PLUR PLUR PLUR PLURTY PLUR PLUR!!!
hahahahahahaha, i love the last one!!! hehe, but remember kids... everyone was naive and a kandi kid at one point...
remember, 4 out of 5 party kids were or are kandi kids and the other one is lying
~SpYrO~
02-22-2002, 10:59 AM
fro be blow me hahahaha
keep da plur kyd
u be crackin my raver AZZZZ up btw after dis damn statistics class i am going to work on makin kandi in my sleep ... weeee.....
and when i perfect da method of that i'll let our lil empress in on it.....plur plur plur plurbie......................
ok now i'm going to go play with the little college chickadeeeeZZZ
errrr.....plurbie.....
chuckp
02-22-2002, 06:06 PM
i ahven't always been into jungle, but i was never into candie... it just wasn't my thing... i was kind of a "poser" candie kid i guess- i only had like 2 bracelets and i gave them away at my second party, but it only lasted like 2 weeks before i thought "man... there's gotta be something cooler than this..."
Froboy
02-23-2002, 08:42 PM
just remember this is all in fun. i love kandi kids, i'd have to in order to stand empress's kandiness=) its just fun to pick on them, but never to actually hurt them............
froboy
empress
02-25-2002, 03:53 AM
Glenn~ one day i WILL have u in kandy......*bwahahaha* yes it will happen. :D i know youre playin! :p hmmm i think u would be so fun to dress up.......i could......PLUR you to death....LOL....
*MUAH* I LuH YoOoOo FrObOy!!!!!
Froboy
02-25-2002, 06:03 PM
YOU WILL NEVER HAVE ME IN KANDI!!!!!!!!!!! I WONT ALLOW IT..........
empress
02-26-2002, 01:56 AM
oh u think so huh? just u wait and see.........i am plotting and waiting......*bwahahahahaha* awww glenn is gonna be so PRETTY!!!!!!!! *heehee* :p
p.s. you have worn kandy before.....so what it was only one piece.......that was the inner kandy-glenn screaming to get out....i know it........
consumed
02-27-2002, 02:24 PM
I LAH KANDY KIDS!!! I will protect you all because i am the .... duhn duhn duhn ... :: whips out cape and puts on kandy :: KANDY KID PROTECTOR!!! MWAHAHAHAH!!! NONE SHALL HURT A KANDY KID WHILST I AM AROUND
Froboy
02-27-2002, 04:42 PM
i wore that kandi out of gratitude to the person that made the bracelet. it was a personal bracelet that just happened to be kandi. YOU WILL NEVER KANDI ME OUT AND IF YOU TRY IT ON THE 15th I WILL RUN FROM YOU!!!!! besides ill be spending all of my time with diane so you wont have a chance to kandi me=)::very big grin on face::
FetusFucker666
02-27-2002, 05:03 PM
Kandy kids do taste good.
-Little Blue
empress
02-27-2002, 05:25 PM
thanx Blue......*heehee* :p
FetusFucker666
02-27-2002, 05:26 PM
No problem...you tasted really good. See ya Saturday ;)
-Little Blue
empress
02-27-2002, 05:43 PM
wow......:D go me go me....i should change mah name to pimptress.....*LOL* Oooh saturday.....*heehee* i cant wait!!!
Glenn~ i know u wore tha bracelet just so i wouldnt feel bad.....and then u broke it! *heehee* ....and now im sad... u are gonna dump tha waycross crew for diane...... *cough*cough*WHOOPED*cough*cough* juss playin! *muah*
Froboy
02-27-2002, 05:48 PM
awww ginny i didnt wear the bracelet so you wouldnt feel bad. i cherish everything my friends give me, i liked it, im just a clumsy dumbass that ended up breaking it. and i wouldnt dump the way-x kru for diane, we can live in synergy=) and besides, whats it matter if im whipped? it has its benefits and i enjoy it=)
empress
02-27-2002, 06:06 PM
yes we can live in synergy........*heehee* no i'm not making fun of u for being whipped....been there member? lol .........well....hmmm......it looks like im just gonna have to make u another bracelet....:p one with stronger string!
Froboy
02-27-2002, 08:24 PM
maybe with only a COUPLE colors of the rainbow? please, maybe blue and yellow? and if that damn thing says raverho im gonna kill you!!!! j/k and you better start reprazintin the Waycross kru ginny or else im gonna be very disappointed......
Astral
02-27-2002, 09:49 PM
or you could just feed em a bad pill
~SpYrO~
02-27-2002, 10:11 PM
i'm sorry ~ i see NOTHING funny about that last post.. even all in joking that was such a DUMB thing to say, atleast FROBIE had funny things, thats was just so bluntly WRONG
ok peace lil kydies!!!
Blueaquatiger
02-27-2002, 10:40 PM
Yeah, but Astral is allowed to say just about anything she wants yo. :D
Blue
FetusFucker666
02-28-2002, 12:27 AM
Its true if ya dont like what Astral says then Ill punch you in the face till you agree with every word that comes out of her mouth.
-Little Blue
empress
02-28-2002, 11:25 AM
Fro~ Okie it will be a semi-simple bracelet i guess....if its possible...u understand....*lol* And hey look i AM reprazentin now!!!! U like my name? *heehee*
And SPYRO!!!! Now u better reprazent!!!!! And dont worry......only tha select few are allowed in dood.....tha few, tha proud, tha waycross kru.....*LOL*
dammit look what i did.....i turned this post Non-Mean....i'm sorry....let the meanness begin!!!!!!!! :D
The Messiah
02-28-2002, 01:50 PM
Actually Astral, I had this same idea. You get about 150 pills, paint them black and put skull and crossbones on them, then give them a name like "The Doomsday Roll" and then pass them out at the next PP party. Now the fun part is whats inside: concentrated 600mg dxm and a timed release death blow that hits users 2 weeks after intake causing the user to spontaneously explode ( for the REAL blow up ;-) ), you know some really nasty experiemental government baby food or something. I figure anybody stupid enough to take a fucking pill called "The Doomsday Roll" deserves to die. And let me tell you, all 150 would be consumed by the end of the night. Dont think of it as murder, think of it as weeding the herd.
Astral
02-28-2002, 02:18 PM
Originally posted by ~SpYrO~
i'm sorry ~ i see NOTHING funny about that last post.. even all in joking that was such a DUMB thing to say, atleast FROBIE had funny things, thats was just so bluntly WRONG
ok peace lil kydies!!!
uh, did i say i was being funny?
and why was it so dumb? lets explore this topic... a question was asked, and i answered it. and i know im not wrong because that would work... bad pill=death. hmmmmm. right answer means im not dumb, nor wrong... right? right.
consumed
02-28-2002, 02:40 PM
heh
Froboy
03-03-2002, 07:58 PM
no one seriously wants to kill kandi kids come on guys. you go to prison for that, but if you can get away with it........=) jk empress!!
Frost
03-06-2002, 06:59 PM
Dil
I LAH KANDY KIDS!!! I will protect you all because i am the .... duhn duhn duhn ... :: whips out cape and puts on kandy :: KANDY KID PROTECTOR!!! MWAHAHAHAH!!! NONE SHALL HURT A KANDY KID WHILST I AM AROUND
I'll take u up on that bro :)
when those mean bboys come up to me i know whos got my back
waaaaaaahahah!!
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