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The Messiah
02-14-2002, 09:46 PM
Community College lust.

A couple hold hands on the way to gifted class...well at least they tell those inbreds hicks its the gifted class, cause anything above preforming unicellular functions and infantile motor skills, is a goddamn national treasure let me tell you.

Let ole Messy tell you, once you get that golden Good Enough Diploma, LIFE IS GRAND! No need for making yourself think you can get smarter when you know you cant. Accept your mediocrity.

I lust for the day the cops find the heads of these two twinkie fuckshits crammed inside the tampon dispenser in the Arby's men's bathroom. Yes, there's a fucking tampon dispenser inside the men's room. I don't know why they put that in there or why they fucking switched the men's and women's bathroom signs on the doors either, or why the women were suddenly using the wrong fucking bathroom, but they were and that's what I told the manager before demanding a free coffee.

KandyManRob
02-17-2002, 04:25 AM
ROTFLMAO

Omg

Bravo Bravo

KandyManRob

The Messiah
02-18-2002, 01:04 PM
You know, I offer so much to this board and get so little in return. You'd think people would appreciate the spirit of a nicely done aggressive rant.....

Come people! put your back into it lads!

MoonGrrl
02-19-2002, 09:59 PM
Im not as 'good' as you guys are with insults! so I can't say shit! :D

dr00
02-20-2002, 01:43 AM
messiah, youre the shit... but your picture's wrong...... what's wrong with it?? you're BLACK! (http://jesusisablackman.com)

SweetEnloe
02-24-2002, 08:29 AM
"And now.... a ranting Swede...err.... Guido."

The Messiah
08-24-2002, 12:24 AM
HEY STUNGUN! READ THIS AND STAY AWAKE!