females sux

[thejestershat]

im never having sex again

[Surreal]

ummmm.....that's sorta harsh don't ya think?...ya might wanna rethink the not having sex again thing....I know I would.

Jus my Op.

~Surreal~

[XxX Kristy XxX]

lol surreal...dude females do suck...well most of them anyways...sometimes i ask myself why i like em :eek: :mad:

[Surreal]

well actually.....not all females suck, but dammit they should!!! hehehe

~Surreal~

[Goddess]

yeah and? i do suck. I"ll admit it. and Im damn good at it too. so there.

[Surreal]

score one for chicks who suck...wo0t wo0t!!

~Surreal~

[XxX Kristy XxX]

hah oh nooo ewwe..hehehe...

[Goddess]

yay penis. I <3 me some penis. i need to find some asap...sucky sucky anyone?

[XxX Kristy XxX]

ahh no godess...u must not say that...hahahaha jk....gurl get u sum shyt...hahahahaha

[Surreal]

hey now Kristy!!!...leave Goddess alone!! Let her suck if she wants to...a little oral pleasure never hurt anyone...well maybe those few that got bit in the end, but lets not think about that *cringes* soooo, where are the rest of the girls that suck?!? Dammit there has to be more...there just has to be more than one or Goddess is gonna have a line outside her house pretty soon.

~Surreal~

[Goddess]

sucking and swallowing? what else does a girl need to do? lol...hellz yeah. give me some of that..raaar

[XxX Kristy XxX]

haha lol surreal...i sowwe...suck away giggles...hahahahahahahahaha
=o() 0====8 :p :p

[Surreal]

ya can't have em all Kristy...hehehe...ya jus gots ta learn ta share I tell ya :p :p :p

~Surreal~

[XxX Kristy XxX]

hah ok surreal...ill juss have to share...juss dis once...hahahahaha...

[Goddess]

yeah, we could always have an orgy or a gangbang. damn, i'd be all about that. oh yeah

[Surreal]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Ack!! only just this once?!?! wait!! just once isn't good...we gotta work out a deal er sumthin...hehehe :p :D :p

~Surreal~

[XxX Kristy XxX]

haha u guys are hella crazy...hahahaha

[Surreal]

*screeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaacchhhh!!*
WOAH NOW, STOP THE BUS!!

Now we're talkin' busness...hmmm next party is Fandango...sounds like a good time to me. :D :p :D ;)

~Surreal~

[Goddess]

but hey, what about the suckin thing? are we not doin that anymore? sad. i need to go find someone to deepthroat then. brb

[Surreal]

no one ever said the sucking thing was over....sorry got side tracked...lol...damn orgy talk does it to me every time!

~Surreal~

[Goddess]

so whens this suckin gonna take place? your place or mine? lol

[Surreal]

well...seein' as your place should have a pretty sizeable line by now, so you're not gonna have a chance to leave...and I figure by the time I get there the line will be pretty damn long, so I'll be waiting forever if I do that...we'll have to figure out a better way:p :p :p

~Surreal~

[Goddess]

how bout if i just move you to the front of the line that does not exist as of yet...sad. but if and when it does exist, you'll be number one. so hows that sound?

[Surreal]

now that's a pretty good idea...I like the sound of it....so when are we talkin bout?

~Surreal~

[XxX Kristy XxX]

wha wha get u sum sucky sucky surreal....hahahahaaha :p :p

[chuckp]

me next!!! mememe!!! i've never had to beg before... but i'm begging now!!! i'll even get on my knees first... if u catch my drift ;)

[kung_foo_cumshot]

Im ashamed to be a part of this.:confused: :(

[Goddess]

alright chuck. im taking applications now...feel free to fill one out..thanks and have a good night.

[chuckp]

mkay... here it goes...

name: Charles Brian Parsons aka chuckp
occupation: college and highschool sports photographer
previous occupations: student, bass guitar in jazz/funk band
interests: liturature, *music (science, theory, appreciation, creation, and experimentation of...), video games, parties, romance, and swinging relationships
favorite color: silver
favorite type of music: jazz
favorite type of electronic music: Jump-Up, with Epic Trance and Funky Breaks a close tie for second
measurements: approximatly 10 inches plus (not an exaggeration)

i hope that by the xamination of this application that you will find me worthy of recieving oral sex and prehaps other intimate rendevouz. thank you

[evilpixieXxX]

I ADMITT IT!!! I SUCK!!!! hehehe :D

[Surreal]

Wo0t Wo0t!!

Bonus credits for evilpixie :p ;) :p :D yay for jou!!!

~Surreal~

[Goddess]

yeah but i suck more and better.

[chuckp]

well, we can talk all we want, but the end i think the debate will have to go to a panel of judges... i nominate myself

[Goddess]

well we need more than one judge and a place for the contest. hehe

[matrox]

judge

[flipper]

girls kick ass

[chuckp]

as for location, just where ever we can all meet up, i suppose- what's the next party everyone's hittin? anyone goin to the tabby friday?

[MoonGrrl]

On another note: sure us girls SUCK (in general), but so do you and the rest of the guys. Sooo it's all even! :p

[Surreal]

Sorry peeps..I got tha lead Judge job here...I was the one who twisted this post into a fellatio discussion...I have final vote...all tie breaks must be decided by me...hehehe

I'll think of more rules later :D :D

flipper: girls may kick ass, but only if they suck :p ;) ...speaking of sucking...what about you?? ;)

~Surreal~

[Surreal]

*bump*

[GoldieLox]

Surreal - you are such a nut!! LOL *muah*

[XxX Kristy XxX]

hah get it surreal...wha wha girls suck him...hehehehehe...hmmmmmmm